Throw your contraception in the bin and your legs in the air! JS II

[frakkit]

The 'rules'

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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The list (if you haven't posted since the last one you've been scrubbed - you're welcome to come back though)

Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Frakkit ? JS
BrassicaBabe - JS
takethatlady - JS
vallinnapod - JS
Gormers ? JS
Pipistrello - JS
MrsWajs - JS
RedNinaBlue ? JS
alien82 - JS
takingtheplunge - JS
almostknockedupgirl - JS
cowboylover - JS
swizzlestar - JS
HarderToKidnap - JS
Miffles - JS
milanomum - JS
fyimate - JS
lovemylulu - JS
haplesshippy - JS
Halliegirl - JS
Williamsmummy1986 - JS
ljg72 - JS
30andMerkin - JS
trixie123 - JS
bringbackwham - JS

I'm sorry if I missed you - please add yourself!

takethat you are on form this morning!

PMSL at PIAR! frak that's got to be a new rule surely?!

I'm not too keen on DH taking my drinking seriously. He's supposed to take the JSing seriously and shag me for 10 days straight, but leave everything else alone!

I'm on the 2ww prior to the 2ww! I reckon the serious JSing can start next Thursday. As long as DH isn't unfaithful with a cup around that time

My poor DS, rather than play with him I'm busy PMSLing on here. TakeThat, Brassica so funny.

TakeThat the floaters looked a bit like escaped Pant Snot in the wee. Apparently it's just the lining of the bladder shedding away. Think I had a lot because my body is desperatley trying to flush out all the nasties from this virus.

(wanders off to find some Gu to eat)

Yeah, we no longer POAS, we PIAR

I'm never going to get any work done now....I'm laughing to hard to take anything seriously.

Ha ha! New rule it is. OMG NMCB, is no bodily lining safe? Is there no limit to the things that will shed themselves into our pants? Well, you've given me a new bodily function to obsess about look out for now!

Sod work frak. We should all be drinking and shagging, anyhoo

But I have to do it! We go away tomorrow for 5 weeks and it will hang over me like a dark thundery cloud until it's done.

DH is at work so no shagging anyway. And he'll be late home tonight

[swigs water as a drinking substitute]

In other news I had weird abdominal twinges earlier which is sometimes a sign of AF, but equally might not be...

God lord NMCB - of all the things we discuss on here I got slightly (and by that face I mean queasy, not envy!) at the shedding of the bladder lining. I am secretly quite pleased at this reaction as I have been worried that any sense of shame concerning my body (or anyone's body for that fact) had gone AWOL, along with my sanity.

Brassica - I'm with you on the TWW prior to the TWW. 3 days into the pill popping and I have been flicking through my calendar wondering just how I will get to 28th Aug without PIAJ (Jar!) and this is all IF I ovulate, IF DH has swimmers rather than drowners, IF we can be arsed to actually have sex after all this intrusion and IF I haven't imploded by then.

ARGH! And I have been convinced today is Friday.

I'm off to wail uncontrollably.

OK, I'm caving. If no AF by 5pm today I'm off too Boots! What do I buy, First Response? (will be poss 1/2 days early)

Last time I bought the cheap tests, then when they were BFN I convinced myself it was because they were the cheap ones, so I got some of the expensive ones, and they said the same thing funnily enough

Ok I think I've got this right - I'm on CD counts on fingers 14 and should be ovulating about now, so down to JS tonight!

Josie, you make a valid point. It will be negative, therefore honestly it doesn't matter what type!

My only concern is a big works do tonight, which has the potential to be very drunken, and I'd rather know so I can avoid/drown my sorrows as appropriate!

Am wavering like crazy here!

That sounds like a good excuse idea

Good luck though!

I'm tempted and only JS the day before yesterday! Somehow doubt I'll be able to wait long before POAS, PIAR, PIAJ, whichever I choose

If it's going to affect your enjoyment of your party, I'd POAS so at least then you know for definite.

I'm not a good influence am I!

HELP!!

Have LOADS of pant snot today! Does this mean today is OD? Or tomo/next week? Should I just start JS-ing tonight! Am working 8pm-8am so will have to be in the morning or early pm tomorrow!!

Sooo excited, not had pant snot for aaaaaaaaaaaaages! Don't want to miss the window if today is the day! Bastard work!!

I know nothing about it but go for it SleepyCaz!

Sleepycaz in my oh-so-infinite experience (3 'months' ttc, 2 of them noticing pant snot) today is most definitely the day. Shags ahoy for you! You'd better get them in. Last month AF arrived exactly 14 days later than the most copious of Pant Snot Days for me, and this month my temps went up immediately afterwards (today being the third day of raised temps). So I'm 99.9% sure you've gotta shag your DP senseless. Pronto!

30- good luck!

SleepyCaz - definitely go for it asap

still more spotting, waiting for Af to arrive prob Sat.

Next OV we should be house-sitting for friends, not sure i'm up to copious JSing in someone else's bed

Sleepy your JSing window has opened, go for and procreate! (chants, Shag Shag Shag)

Sorry for the WAY TMI with the wee floaters Vallina. Think I need to start peeing into an opaque container.

BFN, gah!

on the plus side i did make it to 4.45...

vallinna When's your next appointment? Do they check you out soon to see if the clomid is working? Fingers crossed!

30 Bloody well done for waiting until 4.45. Boo for the BFN though! There's time yet of course.

Wahay for josie and sleepy donning the shap cape!

NMCB are you stil waiting for AF/BFN? Are you still sane?!

I'm drinking Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer. I am a marketing directors dream!!

Oh, and does anyone give a frig about Celebrity Masterchef?!

I haven't POAS all day and every time I even think of MN I have an urge to run off and PIAR. This evening my boobs really hurt!! and now I'm starting to feel a bit sick (that could be due to to much cheese though)

In a word, I left sanity behind about 3 days ago! (slaps self with wet kipper then books in for straight jacket fitting)

30 - will you test again in the morning? meant to be better with first wee of the day

NMCB -

Brassica - not a chef watcher at all i'm afraid!

Well having no symptoms at all, and spotting (normal pre-AF for me) i've allowed myself to go mental after feeling queasy a couple of times today, & very tired.

Of course the first time i was on the swing with the kids, and DS2 woke me at 5am so no real surprise i'm tired...

Oh my god!! This is the funniest collection of posts ever!!!!

I'd actually promised to not POAS until Sunday at earliest, but not sure that I'll be able to resist PIAR before then! Official MN terminology definitely!

Had such a rubbish day at work, and coming home to read this thread really really cheered me up! Cheers girls!

Sorry about the bfn 30 - fingers crossed for you that it might just be too early.

NMCB - I'm with you in the sore boobs-a-thon; almost makes me wish that AF would arrive to get that back to normal!!

Loving the JIAC idea too - I'd love it if all our DH were on dadsnet together fretting away together!

Thanks for the smiles viroids!x

Viriods?????

That was meant to be 'girlies'! The crazy predictive iPhone text thinks that we're all 'viroids' - sounds like some sort of automated race of ladies destined to attempt to procreate!

Happy JS Viroids!!x

Hola Viriods!!

Got the forst of the post-pant-snot JS's in at 7pm!! Wooo hooo! Am now sat at Nurses station for the next 10 hours willing it to be a super shag! Work is dull as anything tonight, but these posts are hilarious!

JIAC sounds hilarious! DH would be horrified, might suggest it just to see what he does

Was into Masterchef until Colin Jackson went out last night! I like him, but now it's shit and full of arseholes!

Omg, so bored sat here!!