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Thangyew, I'm here all week, try the fish.

Erm, no I wasn't. But I'll take your Levellers and raise you with Verve (note lack of "the") at the Astoria circa 1991 (would have to check ticket for exact date). Were you there? I have never seen a person so off their tits in all my life. And I've seen lots of people off their tits....

BTW, am cheered that there is a real life BESH baby in the world. Dontry couldn't possibly know the joy she would bring to so many hearts by starting this fred back in the day, so I'm well chuffed that she is the first to win her baybee...

Problem though... I have attempted to stalk so I could see pics of the little one and I cannee see anything on the profile page. Is it just me?! Am concerned that mn is treating me suspiciously thanks to me extended absence!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHH, extreme!!!!!!! And you have a puppy too! (I can sympathise about the doggy squits. Especially doggy squits that end up on other dogs. My older dog once leaned decorously off the sofa and vomited right onto the puppy's back. The puppy didn't even notice he had a cowpat of barf on him. He looked like a tortoise.)

Is v nice to see you. Let's open that really crusty bottle of unspecific spirits that someone brought back off holiday to celebrate.

Hiya frig ! Thanx v. much.

I believe that the bottle you are referring to is Absinthe. I brought it back some time ago. I've been hoping someone would be mad enough to drink it with me.

Don't suppose there are any sugar cubes under the counter are there? Oh, and do you have a light? I'm afraid I cannot help with that one. My dressing gown is no longer covered in fag ash you see

Cho decaff Aries muser thanks for those thoughts: it's helpful to know all that. Offering real life friends a headlock and a chinese burn doesn't seem to go down as well as it does in here.

dressinggownlady I am peering at the bottle and it seems to have a tiny Kylie Minogue inside so, yes, let's go with absinthe...

Who knew that Kylie was a secret BESH too?! Shame she got stuck in that bottle. I think we would be doing her a massive favour unscrewing that lid... Bet she could do with a ruddy good BESH moan too!

Is she really a secret BESH? I think she's been saying for years that she wants a baybee but it hasn't happened for her. Btw, unrelated to anything, I saw a pic of her on the bbc website today, she's had an awful lot of work done on her face.

It is nice to see you back, extreme. Have you washed your dressing gown now?

I believe it has been washed once since I was last here. Thanks for your concern Besshie ;)

To clarify, I meant that she (Kyles) secretly lurked around the palace. You are correct - she makes no secret of her intent to procreate...

Right, must bring that poor pooch for fresh air and a run about. Will be back later...
DH is going to be SO happy that I have found my way back to the palace

I do keep thinking I should be more careful on here. Not because Kylie Minogue could be stalking me but because my boss or anyone else I don't want to share my ttc stories with could be reading... have any of you been recognised on here?

OK top this for coolness, the Stereophonics in Fryer's in Barry Island, before they were famous or even called the Stereophonics.

Oh God, do excuse me. I meet someone and immediately start showing off getting competitive. So sorry extreme. I have no excuse.

Sorry, that was a sad allusion to Moulin Rouge, where Koils is the Absinthe Faerie. I reeeeally don't get out much. She's a total BESH though, in that she seems to elicit both of the only two media responses to a woman who doesn't have a child by her 30s: snide-y 'pity' or accusations of careerist selfishness.

I had lock-in in a pub with the cure when I was 14.

And I saw some unknown band called 'oasis' at Glastonbury back in nineteen ninety-blah...I was only there to see echobelly... Ok they turned into dad pub rock but they were surprisingly good at the start...

And,erm...I've been onstage with ugly duckling...

Bloody hell,why am I suddenly trying to be 'cool'???

Please to ignore.

I'm fed up. Just had huge wave of ms in a shop that smelt of old mops. But am still bleeding very lots so hope is still not on the agenda....

Oh and 'ello cheggs. don't worry,you haven't missed it,the trauma is ongoing

how are you?hope you've been having an easier time?is c-day soon,yes?

extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!!!

PS, when will we hear your good news, Cheggs? Is ace to hear from you again

I went to uni with derren brown!

Cheers scorps. I can't actually be arsed to see anyone about anything at the mo. Am gonna wait a few days n do another pg test. If it's a + I will call the docs as that could mean another ectopic (booo) or a fucking miracle (yay.)

however I believe it will be neither of those things,as it will all be proper over-loike on that front.

And the only people who know in rl don't seem to think it's much of a deal. Which is fantastic of course.

The good news is that mani seems to have stopped puking...

scorps still a couple of weeks yet (hopefully) i am being very lazy gentle to try and keep them in.

i tried to sort lady garden last week with the remington muff strimmer (squeals at thought of waxing) before realising half way through i was incapable. forgot i had to have a dildocam that week so had to get a semi butchered minge out. oh the shame. good job i can't see it.

lol at gin trying and successfully being cool

i once caught the mangy towel that Prince had used to wipe his sweaty brow before chucking into the crowd - complete with his stage make up and everything. massive fan at the time so was delighted obviously. i found it all lenored up and fluffy 2 days later in the airing cupboard after my mar had got her hands on it

glad to hear mani is on the mend gin and will cross all things for the miracle outcome obviously.

and don't give up scorps!!! jeez it has to be someone's turn soon ....

I heart Vince Cable. Oh sorry, wrong thread...

I heart him too. How do you know heavy spotting from droid? How do you stop a desperate BESH from convincing herself that her period is spotting? Can I have a BESHly kick in the snot from someone urgently, please?

Fecking droid. My belly is the size of a small country. Although as I went back to Fattys R Us today that hopefully means I'm in for a stonking weight loss next week. Haha. S'not cheating, right.

(can you tell I'm basically just sitting here waiting for you lot to say stuff?)