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Head, trust me, i don't resemble a pre-pubescent girl after waxing. I don't even resemble a pre-pubescent Chewbacca (?sp) after waxing! . Unfortunately, i have, let's just say, been blessed by the generous-fairy in that department.

Aries...your Mum didn't even type out Happy Birthday in full?? That's a bad show!! Am giving her the benefit of the doubt by thinking that she must have some finger-withering condition which makes texting more than twenty characters especially traumatic?

Aren't fanjo waxing posts amuzing though, Cho? Decaff the only not painful (or less painful) experience is at the Bliss spa, but it's all the way down in Chelsea, or Kensington, or one of those places I never go to. I do, however, take advantage of it whenever in NY... Head you have a point, but it sort of brings perks in the bedroom... and it really is an occasional treat, ie. when I can find Bliss.

If you get your beaver waxed every 4-6 weeks it only hurts the first time. But if you leave it more than about 8 weeks it will deffo hurt again. So if you're really going to commit to looking like a 7 year old girl, the pain will be short lived.

gin so, so sorry to read your posts. Are you still bleeding?

7 yo girl - WTF?! I don't get my entire fanny waxed - just the bikini line!

Haven't had it done since holiday late last year so it's going to hurt like a MoFo. Think that's my problem - am never terribly regular with it. I have notions of - oh, it's spring, must spring clean nethers.

Have you tried a fanjo strimmer defluff? I strim the sides of mine, it works well enough. Although I am a genuine ginge.

I feel lucky that the Mr only had access to 70s European porn in his formative years. Full bushes ago-go.

Hmmm....70s european porn could be the start of highlighting the attraction of hirsuit women...[ponders emoticon]

I have tried the strimmer Muffer but i just find it all a bloomin' faff. Am a lazy coo methinks. Prefer just to get someone else to rip out my pubes for me. Yeah...it is a pretty weird thing to do when you see it written down isn't it?

Loving Defluff.

Just posting to report am still alive. Too tired/miserable/insane to write much more.

Have come into work as I thought I had something urgent to deal with. Turns out I don't. Ho hum.

Mooch still can't keep any food down,even dry toast. Has managed some sips of water. Is asleep at mo with lovely childminder looking after him,I am gonna phone docs shortly to see how worried I should be....

And yes,am still bleeding. Been continuous since yesterday morning,reasonably heavy. Bright red. So hopefully is gonna be a mc not another ectopic. Think that's about the best I can hope for at the mo.

I have very little to contribute in a chat sort of way so may lurk more than post. I dunno.

Chelsea/Kensington waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far for me MountTheHairy.

Although, i am down there for a meeting soon - "Erm, excuse me for a bit would you old chap. Maff to attend to."

Poor Mooch Gin. My DD has had non-stop bugs/viruses/you name it this year, as have we. Seems to be a neverending season of germs.

Poor you too. It sux.

Droid got me. 3 days early too. Which means a hidously short luteal phase which I am sure is something I will have to deal with. Kinda gutted. On the plus side, I guess I don't have to worry about that Nurofen incident. And hubby gutted too so it gave him a kick up the tushy to make his appointment. We are thinking of going away next month for a shagathon. Due a holiday anyway. Any shag-inspiring weekend break ideas anyone? I think I would like to stay in Blighty.

Defluff love me new name too! Well, sounds like a perfect excuse for some defluffing in style. I think I've been down to those parts once for a science museum or something.

Gin I hope the little one feels better. Keep us posted.

It is getting a bit serious around these parts isn't it? I CURSE ALL DROID (UN)GODS FOR MAKING LOVELY BESHES MISERABLE!

I did shave mine once. Didn't bring any perk that I would't normally get but I did walk around all day feeling pleased with myself and sort of .... I dunno ... slippy.

Mind you I don't even shave me pits so don't come to me for grooming advice. Disclaimer: I'm a true blonde and thus grow half-a-dozen fine hairs every few weeks, so I can't feel smug and feminist about the pits thing.

Gin old bean, if you're still lurking, gusts of goodness to you & Mooch coming your way

I find with the shaving thing that you start sprouting luxuriant growth where you didn't before so I only did it once. The logical solution to this is never to go anywhere which necessitates swimming gear. We only go to cold places on holiday anyway and my man is a dear one who find porn horrid and degrading so doesn't know any better!

Does anyone mind if I just sit in the corner for a bit?

Oh my God it's extreme!

'Allo 'xtreme! Nice to see you; to see you nice!

I made her come back! Yay me!!!!

dressinggownlush thanks for the message luvver. And welcome home!

aww gin cm'here sorry i missed your trauma yesterday but glad you got a couple of red stripes down your neck.

what a big steaming pile of shit

although doesn't sound like there's too much joy from anyone round here at mo.

am hanging out and crossing everything for loobylou's news though. sounds promising

extreme good to see ya ..

Hello Headbanger - is nice to be here, if not a little odd! How are all the likkle beshies today?

gingivitis lured me back with the promise of gropes and tissues. I check in every once in a while to check on y'all but have resisted the temptation to speak until now. Am currently nursing a dog with diarrhoea, so now seemed as good a time as any! How are you today ginbabber?

Hello Beshies who I don't know and who don't know me. Sorry to intrude. Am a BESH of old. Am extremely harmless. Hope you don't mind me letting myself in

Is this the Nuno Bettencourt doppelganger? Nice to meet you!

Jebus! I forgot I needed to be quick round here!

Thanks for the welcome home lovelies!

Well if I was to be one of them it would HAVE to be Nuno. Can't remember what the t'other one's name was. Besides, he wasn't half as pretty was he?!

Saw them in 1991 in Newport. Can't say Nuno resembled a BESH though

Come on 'ere there extreme dahlink, we can kick off with a little light petting over your jumper, just to ease you in ...

Poor doggie! Such entertaining digestive systems. One christmas our retriever ate the half-litre of turkey dripping my Mum had left on the side. At about 3am she began throwing it up, going up and down the lino-covered hallway, puking up half-digested grease as she went, back and forth, back and forth, her little paws scrabbling for purchase as she slipped on the greasy tiles....

When we came down for the traditional Christmas breakfast (half a grapefruit followed by ham, bread and piccalilli. No, I don't understand either), my exhausted parents were standing leaning a mop, covered head to foot in a thin film of regurgitated dripping, whilst the dog whimpered gently from a blanket on the doormat. Happy days!

Aries you just mentioned Newport and 1991 in one sentence. I think we will get on just fine...

Bigbangers This is an excellent dog story. Its always amusing when someone else does the cleaning up. Unfortunately for me it is my duty at the moment to clear up the mess. Unfortunate seeing as the poor labrador has had explosive squits which, over the last two nights, have destoyed 10 blankets, covered my five month old pup and my mums other dog and escaped the dog crate to also cover the kitchen floor, the dog crate grills and mothers fancy kitchen cupboards.

Apparently I now have to starve her for two days. In labrador terms I might aswell just put her down now

I think that puking dog story is the funniest thing I've ever read Bangers.

Here's another Newport Centre reference extreme - the Levellers in '93. Were you there?

Not in a mean way obv. 'Tis the way you tell it.