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don't we all!

I might go for the absinthe and regular biscuits. Booze and refined carbs are my poison of choice.

We have curry ordered. I wish it would hurry up and arrive, I want my paneer.

Oh god. The thought of turning into my mother makes me go cold.

I'm lurking Gin - but sulking owing to period pains which are oh so much worse when you honestly thought you were pregnant

Will put head back round door when have cheered then fuck up.

Oh GOD this thread needs someone to win. Soon.

Fishslaps all round.

gin's current obsessive thought....

'so...bleeding...if it is not drenching a pad then the fact that any rummaging reveals total carnage in the ladygarden...if it hasn't drenched me knickers then that is,erm,spotting,right???'

NO IT'S NOT YOU FUCKING TWAT.

Re turning into mother,mine is a bit good at manipulating but pretty ace.

I like to share

I'm doing that too. Convincing myself that it's not the proper droid. Despite every single feature of every single period I've ever had being all present and correct.

I'm going to watch Glee online because then I can pretend I am crying over Mr Schuester, and not because I am terrified that the happy bustling ramshackle home life I thought I'd enjoy as I get older will never happen.

[maudlin wallowing self-pity emoticon]

When did we last get a win on here?

Well I won a couple of days ago...but then I sort of dropped it n stood on it by the looks of things...

Has anyone heard anything from mrsgazebo ? been thinking bout her...

She's over on the MC thread, we're both hanging on for the summer.

Can you give her my love muse? tho maybe I should be back on the mc thread,was there for a bit after last spring's bollocks,but then moved in here...

by 'give her my love' I obviously ment 'lamp her and then lick her face'

it is a very bad night for the palace to be so quiet. You fuckers,with your...lives..and stuff...gggrrrrr

Hi yous lot

I'm back from a mostly fantastic holiday in the tropics, tanned and relaxed until the final day when i got droided and gazumpt within the space of about 15 minutes! Kinda soured the end of the holiday!

Gin, so so so sorry for you that you're going through another possible MC. Words fail me really, it's mightily unfair.

I too live in mortal dread of becoming my mother. Real, actual terror.

Very sorry to hear everyone's so sad this evening. Life is really a pile of shite sometimes.

I've been out this evening which is enough of a novelty to mention it specially. Went to the cinema and then a pub. I know! Life doesn't get any wilder than that.

'ello girls. Here I am, no life and pretty sure I am PMS-ing which sucks as that would mean a hideously short luteal phase... Not to get too technical or anything...

Yo Toe haven't met you yet, kinda new around these parts. Fist bump. May be too early for a grope from a newbie. Sorry about the end of hols but nice to have a tanned bod around the palace.

Just watched some Glee myself and all I can find now is some old Frost. I should be doing some work, but...

Gin, 'Ead I am there with you, trying to pursuade myself this ain't no pms, but I know it is.

tbh I am not sure you are here with me this evening luvver,and to be honest I hope that you are not No offence but tis not the greatest place to be.

apologies if that makes me sound like an utter cunt...

Oh, and subject of MOTHERS! I've been meaning to ask wise BESHs: how do you deal with evil, selfish mothers? Well, that is if any of you have that problem. Mine is one of those mothers full of expectations that has always had a picture of my life in her mind which I have failed to deliver. Actually, it was fine until I finished uni but after that... ANYWAY, I am, of course, now failing to deliver a grandchild. This of course, is my fault as I have left it so late... We have had screaming matches about this and she hasn't asked me a thing for a while. The problem is that I am seeing her next week. If we do start talking, there is of course the amount of justification that I do not feel I should be forced to do, and moreover she wants to know ALL the details. I know that my hubby does not like her knowing about his sperm count etc. and he is absolutely right. I guess I am hoping that she is still afraid of me.

Not really sure what my question is. I was just wondering if anyone else out there has the same problem to deal with. As if it's not enough dealing with own emotions.

Am I being too serious for a Sunday night? Do I deserve to be gagged and thrown into a pit? Jealous of your mum Gin.

No, no G you are absolutely right. I was only refering to the hoping bit... I was not trying to compare situations, just being clumsy with words, lying here on the sofa, being lazy...

Accept a gallon of gin from me. You can kick me too.

Fuck no I don't wanna kick ya,mounty,am just all a bit 'grrrr' and 'uneccessary' ...I shall pull myself together in a terribly dainty manner very shortly.

Am v lucky with my mum, she's def not evil. She is my blueprint for lushdom tho,even mr gin can see it!

Ps it was my phone that decided 'uneccessary' had to be in inverted commas. How strange.

Evening ladies. Thanks for the welcoming violence and crushes and the like - feeling all a bit special. Am sure you will kick/punch/cheese grate that out of me before long.

Sadly seems to be a bit of a maudlin palace this evening... V sorry to read your shitty news Gin (feel kinda funny posting that because am so new, but with all of my stalkerish avid thread reading before i initially posted i feel like i know you all - feel free to tell a newbie to fuck off with her 'sorrys').

To rewind a little - the "at least you can get PG" comment was aimed at me. The poster's sentiment was nice, but fuck me, that's an offensive comment to anyone who has gone through the bastard that is MC.

My Mum's grown on me the older we get. Used to drive each other nuts, but now i can relate a lot better to her and see she did her best a lot of the time but was just dealt a shitty hand.

And, i am not a total BUMSEX junkie - was just trying to impress...honest....

Hope working weeks are quick and productive (kinda like the best SWI).

Hiya! Am back from my lush week in Cornwall. Weather wasn't great, all the more time to relax in HUGE copper bath & enjoy the huge bed.

Anyhoo, am still off work this week - HUZZAH!! Have shipped the boyf off to the office, poured myself a large gin cup of coffee, put a token amount of washing on & am now settling back to catch up on the weeks shenanigans.

Laters!

Sorry to run off like that,mooch woke up and threw up everywhere. Have been up most of night with him. That's what everyone meant when they said 'take it easy', right???

Am not going to work this morning as desperately need some sleep.

mounty sorry if I was mega grouchy last night,hope you'll let me off?

decaff thanks. And no,don't feel weird about being -a--stalker- nice. Was sorry to hear of your shit time too mate. Have a dead leg from me.

And yeah,I think 'at least you know...' is about the stupidest thing you can say after a mc. But people just always want to say something that makes it 'better'. Which of course,they can't. I also find 'there must have been something that just wasn't right with the pregnancy' rather irksome...I mean, no shit,Sherlock...

Mornings. I woke up to droid this morning. I guess it
really is all over.