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Ganger mange!

Gives a whole new meaning to the 'cigar' practice, doesn't it?

Aries Cockdodger is also a poorly [sympathy]

I'll have a packet of your bext ganger mange cigars please...

casper is a lazy and must bugger off back to that what she gets paid for.

Pictures the beshes performing the toilet-paper spliff procedure - now renamed the 'ganga minge'.

Thanks Bessie

[attention-seeking emoticon]

Cockie is a poorlyganaggay

I didn't realise there were so many gingers on this thread. I too am a ginger, of the straight haired variety.

a ginger minge-eater!

(sorry!)

Yay!

Yay to Muse's admission not the Ganga Mange eater. Though yay to that too.

Welcome to the ginger club, Muser. Will you come with us to storm the houses of parliament to demand equal rights for ginger BESHes?

I just had to answer the phone in full on hysterics after Caspa's finest ganger mange cigars comments. "What's so funny?" the lady asked. Well, what do you say....?

I am not a ginger or a gay, or a real BESH. oh dear.

I was going to suggest that we dress up as carrots and Duracell batteries for publicity, but I'm sure that was in a Catherine Tate sketch and is not really my own idea...

I'd best get off the sofa and do some work now!

Don't worry Bessie, I'm not a real proper BESH either . Though if we are upping the criteria to include gingerness I have slightly more rights.

Don't worry Bessie, we'll campaign for bigfats too x

Thanks, Cockdodger but I'm trying not to draw too much attention to it...

Oh, Sorry.

ok, now I'm worried I've caused offense, so will state for the record that I am a speccy-four-eyed, ganga minge-eater with hairy legs AND armpits (due to laziness not political beliefs).

Grossed out yet?

Oh, and I'm a poorly, though I think I may have mentioned that already...

Not caused offence! Had to go and answer phones and try and be sensible. You old minge eater you! And speccy too!

And my legs this winter are resembling medieval field systems left to go fallow.

No offence just too much work.

For the record, I am a speccy four-eyed ginger midget who doesn't munch on ganger manges. (think we could come up with a good tongue twister here).

Just back from seeing the adorable newborn. Held it together REMARKABLY well. He sort of draped over her shoulder like one of those little soft toys, and made snuffle noises. I think if I hadn't been for my gussetwatch campaign I mighta wept.

Meanwhile, I laughed so hard at the ganger manges that I think a bit of wee came out.