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Afternoon my loverliees...

...this is tres annoying...my pc is going so slow and I am losing posts...gaaah.

Well, what is it with all of the gingers on this thread - I feel like a very boring greyrootsbrunette!

Ref>clothing - I am a bit of a mixed bag - I do that really boring thing of always ending up in jeans and converse during the day when not at work. When I am at work, I swing from the sublime to the ridiculous...from laddered tights with Alexander McQueen (sales, natch!), with scruffy shirts and westwood skirts...I have nothing cohesive, and I am the kind of person who always loses a button, or shrinks stuff in the wash, and then end up in a bizarre ensemble!

I could do with a suit for each day of the week (I'm not a morning person!), but I like stuff that's a bit asymetrical slightly off kilter, rather than a standard work suit, so not hard to find, and v. expensive!

BTW, had my treatment on Saturday - so here comes the 2WOOFL...

Immediately prior to the insemination, my doctor put Carmina Burana on the CD, so it was like trying to conceive the Anti-Christ...hope it works this time!

Make sure you call any resulting son Damian, ChatanoogaChoCho

Westwood, eh? I want the new 3-D Bambi print bag so badly! GIMME!

Well, the Doc said my test results are 'okay for my age' and don't require further testing BUT said that my FSH is 9.2 (get in!) but my estradiol level is 130, which is 'a bit' high and might be pushing my FSH level down so the low FSH result could be artificial and not a true reflection of what it could be proper-like. Again, it points to a bit too much oestrogen in me system. Think it's becoming clear what the ishoo is - and not just because I am a 65-yr old man.

I am also not a ginger, much to my chagrin; I heart coppertops (like my lovely Gran) and have spent my whole life wishing I was red-haired. I am, however, a lily-white speccy-four-eyes Brunette with unshaven bits (laziness and Feminism!). Have also been told I look like Sandra Bullock about 5 times today. Great.

You guys may have fractured a few of my ribs with yer ganger mange hilarity. As a regular visitor to Amshterdam, I think you'll find the brown cafes off Rokin are the ones you'll all be wanting

I can't believe Sam Cameron is knocked up (well, I mean, I can, but hmmmph). Just like Maggie stole our milk, so SamCam is stealing baybees from fellow BESHes! I see the truth! I can't believe she's only 1 yr older than me - she's so grown-up and 'together' and I still get excited about buying stickers from Paperchase Saw Nick Clegg's wife on telly last night - she's kept her own name, won't be campaigning cos her work and kids are more important to her and finds it deeply offensive to be portrayed as just someone's wife, ie 'one of the political wives'. She's also a Spanish hotty. Have new lesbotic crush.

And I won't be POASing so nyaaah!

Sandra Bullock eh Scorps? Could be a lot worse. Like Charlie Dimmock for instance. Good news (I think?) about finding out what the ishoo is by the way.

I'm starting to feel left out because I'm not a speccy speccy four eyes

I am a speccy four eyes and a ginger. I rule!

I'm neither a speccy four eyes nor a ginger. Saw a gorgeous ginger 5 year old girl today though - so cute.

I rule more - I'm skinny, pale, freckly, ginger, with a big nose, small boobs and, the biggest social handicap of all, WELSH. There, I win.

I'm (almost) all of the above but Scottish rather than Welsh, so yeah, you do win mentally I'm still a skinny burd. The reality has been increasingly the opposite since I married three years ago.

I would love a little ginger daughter. I'd be fine with a son not being ginger, because I think it's very hard for men to be ginger. But I'd be very sad if MrM's gene's won out and I got a blonde or brunette.

Mind you, if she inherited his family's skinny big boobed look, rather than my family's "hips big enough to carry a sheep on one side and a baby on t'other" that'd be dandy.

I totally agree with you re ginger boys/girls moos. If i'm allowed to speak of such these here in BESHland, I'm actually quite glad we're having a girl, given the good chance of us spawning a frizzy carrot top. (of course we are entirely, eternally grateful no matter what we get in the end).

Shit. Am neither ginger,speccy,short,or fat.

I am a Cornish born half Scottish half Cumbrian mongrel type though. And I look about 90000 years old. Does any of this count for owt?

I threw a nappy at my son's head just now

[mother of the year emoticon]

re clothes n that. I dress like a grunger. Skinny jeans (pretty much always the same pair,am a rock n roll minger) with either very knackered boots or converse,randomly layered tops,leather jacket. Either no make up or shovel loads of black eye liner. And serious dark circles.

In other news,I had a lovely weekend. It's all gone to shit again today though. Balls.

And a bit of 2WOOFL. Small yappy-type dog went mental barking at me and obv wanted to savage me in the street today. If cats love the diffeded,then as dog=opposite of cat, then random dog anger=thoroughly diffed,yes?

Oh,and I never brush my hair and yes,I do go to the office like that. If I have meetings I do a slightly more professional version of the above.

Ooo ooo hang on just spotted aries' post!!

I also have a big nose and,since having monkeyboy,tragically small boobs!!!!

[feels part of the gang again]

Shit, gin, does this mean if and when it ever happens, my boobs will become yet smaller afterwards? The only reason I'm embarking on this game is to get bigger boobs.

Re the ganger boy thing, I agree. Having taught primary school, I really notice that little girl gangernuts are often conscientious and well behaved (and obviously hugely intelligent), and little boy gangernuts are frequently on the "challenging" scale (though almost always adorable). And there are many beautiful sexy redheaded gals and I'm struggling with blokes. Oh just thought of one - Damien Lewis. Whoargh! And Charles Dance in his younger days. Any other offers?

Casper take that! And that!

Prince Harry isn't bad looking

What's BESH? You guys seem like fun.

At Uni I went out with a ginner - he looked like a cross between Brad Pitt and Kurt Cobain and I had to tolerate slaaaags throwing themselves at him left, right and centre and asking me how come he fancied me The general consensus was that he was the hottest guy on campus There be many sexy gingers. Prince Harry, however, is NOT one of them. I suppose you also fancy his father James Hewitt, do ya, Cunty*?

*Sadly no longer a swoonsome studmuffin - rather randomly, he was a customer in an Asda ad a few years ago (one with Ian Wright offering fish) and is just a carroty bloater now. Bwuahaha!

quick delurk to swell the ginger ranks (ooer); I too am a lanky ginger, sometimes with 'why, Miss Jones!' specs, sometimes with contact lenses. I'd also do Damien Lewis, although he has a cruel mouth. There really aren't so many ginger foxes of the male variety. Rick Astley was as good as it got for many years. There's a history of gingerness on both sides, so figbaby, if it ever arrives, will probably be a la'al carrot.

What is it with ginger BESHes? Is this some kind of pattern here?

perfickdromed you are hiding from me. I stalked up and down the Event, making mad eyes at all sorts of women who, as it turned out, did not understand the BESH secret hand gestures.

scorps all these numbers! But it sounds very positive. And swoon at all the fashion commentary from you and HB. You're like the Hannah Betts and Hadley Freeman of the Palace.

Can't sleep for worrying about ginger babies. Have had the Witching Hour terrible thought along lines of Figgie's pattern? Do you think the very fact that there are so many of us even on this board is Nature's way of telling us we're all doomed and not to bother procreating? (aghast) Do you think that fertility clinics up and down the land are full of gingers? Do you think there'll soon stop us coming in? Do you think....? Must go to bed with cup of comforting hot milk.

I am crazed with insomnia, so feel need to pitch in on the Ginger Theory. As I have a ginger Gran, I clearly have the gene (I have that weird kind of hair colour that looks poobrown in general, nearly black in photos and auburn in sunlight), so this adds further weight to this breakthrough! Now we are much further on to understanding babyfail: C**mping and ginger genes. What other ghastly conditions will our research uncover? And how are we all getting to the Nobel Prize ceremony next year?

PS FigNewton, PerfectD was the sexy one of course! And the hump(s) should've been a real giveaway...

PPS Jess Cartner-Morley at the very least.

Oh dear God, please let me SLEEEEEEP!

casp is a pregnant ginger. I think cossie's fella is ginger. Not sure about any other PESHES but maybe that calms you a little aries?

Also I does fink that there are quite a few of us around wot is not ginger....I think the gingery thing is the only 'bonding' hair colour maybe?? I have never felt any particular affinity for other dirty blondes-no antipathy either,it just doesn't 'connect' in the same way I don't think....

By the way antm was won last night by an utterly beautiful redhead. Coolest hair ever!!

Oh mountainfairy BESH = Barren Evil Selfish Hag.

And figgs you just always sound so glamorous,elegant and generally swoonsome....

There is hope ginger BESHies, as gin says, I'm a diffed wotsit top. And I used to go c*ing regularly (though the one time I went while TTC it did equal babyfail withing two hours of erecting my temporary home ). ski has ginger tendencies, pandora has a ginger muchkin, cossie has a ginger sperm donor, and there is one other over in the deli. we had the same converation last week, you see.

ANTM - I hadn't watched the final episode yet, but glad gin's spolier confirms that my prediction was right. The awkward, short, ginger won it

scorps hope you got some sleep in the end.

Aw sorry casp thought you would've seen it. Yep awakward but sooooooo beautiful eh?

Gorgeous! And don't worry, it's not your fault I'm useless after 10pm (also SFF couldn't really handle two hours of it, so I watched the first ep before bed) Up the ginger massive