Decided its time to end my bitterness towards the Virgin Mary and her donkey, Its just not worth getting stressed about and when the triplets arrive next Christmas (i ONLY want one, but hey ho, if 3 come along, who am i to complain!) i shall feel nothing but empathy with her having to hop onto a donkey at such a late stage of pregnancy when you have got hemarroids are all hanging out and you cant do your bikini line it must be a hell of an effort for the poor cow.
She should be shaking her fist heavenwards and calling him a bastard for getting her into such a state
Had bloods taken today for phospylipy something or other. Apparently if these are abnormal you then have to just pop a junior asprin.......i cant tell you how fucking angry i will be if thats all ive ever needed to do!!
5 fecking horific, horrendous, soul crushing, heart ripping out of your chest painful miscarriages...all for the want of a junior asprin.....
A work colleague took me to one side and told me that he was very sorry that my uterus had once again let me down today. Well, i laughed out loud at that, really cheered me up!
Every one else just doesnt mention it, and there is just an awful and very definite air of discomfort when i enter a room, strange becuase i am very cheerful about the whole thing and tell them what i told you lot...."ive had more arrivals and departures in my fucking uterus that virgin airways"! some snigger, others just looked shocked and horrored!
Its just my way.
Oha nd while i am complaining, what about all of this shagging palarva! I cant be bothered frankly, im too old for all that carry on. It messes up the lovely clean sheets and im reading a dead good book at the moment. I have to amke the decision every night, yet ANOTHER shag or a chapter of ma good book. Sigh
Will some one just give me a fucking baby please. Im not cut out for all of this, im far too fucking delicate me.
Love to all