30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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Woo-hoo (bout a week late) to Curly!!! Lala-fellow-leo? Roaaar.

As for Noel, get back Gin I saws him first.

Ski - testing late is the secret (if not the rule). Sending nipple tingle love out to ya.

Actually, ewwww. Good luckz I meant.

casper I am GUTTED to hear you aren't great in the orgasm dept. If I may ask - how are you - erm - alone? IME you can't get it going with anyone else until you've mastered that (so master it I did ) and as it happens YOB is highly expert in that area too, lucky for me, as well as being determined to ensure we both enjoy ourselves. Lovely man .

May I say, this isn't something which should be left alone.

How bad is it? Is it, not every time, you do from time to time or (please don't say this) you never do???

Obv tell me to go away if required.

THIS is where our baybeez are:

www.duggarfamily.com/

Although I do not them to all one person. I mean... AND they homeschool! Mad.

Am feeling all stressy about fertility appointment. Why, I don't know - is not as if they're going to look at me and shout "Barren! Hag!" and give me a bell to carry to warn all the fertile people. But I is scared.

Off in about ten mins. Will report back if anyone is interested .

Of course we're interested camel - after all, we're all only a short distance away from the "Barren! Hag!" bell...

BTW, I meant to say thanks for the 'push down and squeeze' tip - it sorted me right out!

Best of luck camel - in the name of BESHes everywhere - dare you act surprised when they suggest foofoo/winky sex? Ask them if it helps if MrCamel does the juicy stuff inside your foofoo? If they ask you to describe your sexlife, go in to a long, detailed and explicit account of oral sex and round it up with the word "swallow".

huge good luck camtoe. For what it's worth, when I went in for that prune juice appmt, the nurses were fabulously good, kind, calming, etc. Unlike the two amazingly shite receptionists... (as I recall, they were chirruping loudly about sending out the multiple miscarriage letters - this in front of women who might just be going thru that. Ace.)

camelina hope it goes ok - there'll be gin waiting for you back here after - plus we could re-open the pit of angst

kim I would soooooo be making a complaint about those receptionists.

I'm pretty into letting people know about "service" and very much about letting people know when there's a good job done, too - I'm not a "complainer".

But that is horrible and could be really traumatic.

Is feeling dizzy a sign?

Any news camel or are you still reeling from the revelation that you ought to stop using condoms?

Dong! Splat! Dong! Splat! (the sound of my new bell, with apols to Monty Python). Ahem.

Well, my pretties, I have been placed into the system. The nice registrar took history, wondered why I hadn't turned up with my partner (um, because no one said I needed to?) and was gently reassuring. Apparently I am entitled to 6 IUIs and 3 cycles of IVF as a Tower Hamlets person. But we are quite a way off that.

So. I have to have more blood taken, another dildocam and (gulp) a HSG, where they inject dye through my cervix.

Did, obviously, get the 'are you bonking enough?' question. In fairness, no patronising diagrams or foo foo/winky conversation, though.

All in all, not too horrible. And my follow-up appointment is in February, once all tests are in.

humpylady that's good. You feeling better for going?

iggy so you see, it's ok...

still no droid - might poas tomorrow

Please don't laugh at me when it says = babyfail

Cameltoe glad the appt went OK. Hearing about it made me feel a little less nervous about my appt next month. And I will ensure TG comes with me!

So Carrots, there is a chance you are diffed yes? I can't keep up - had a day out and already I'm lost!

And how is Casp today? How is the rash/itching? I hope you are feeling a little better.

Ski I have deep admiration for your will power.... I tend to be more like gin, and if there is a 'y' in the day it is worth testing.

I am on CD22, but have no idea what DPO (if any) so I am refusing to 2woofl. Besides I don't actually have any symptoms at all. Saying that though, I think my tits may be starting their '1 wk til droid agony'... all will be revealed when I take off my bra tonight. Garrrr, I am getting most royally fucked off with this ttc business. I feel v negative and like it will never happen.

Maybe I will line up for the re-opening of the pit. And have a large one whilst waiting - its not too early is it?

As if we would laugh at you iggy. Mindless violence yes, but no laughing.

I hate going to work - it keeps me from my vital MNing (can't go online).

Am glad Camel's appt went fine. Must be good news if they didn't make you wear the 'BARREN HAG' placard and walk the streets with the bell I am so ridiculously squeamish that I feel faint at the idea of dildocam and HSG. The thought of giving birth doesn't freak me out, it's 'unnatural' things going on down there Humpsy, you know that you will updiff as soon as have to go for your first v stressy appointment, I knows it

Curly, if it makes you feel any better, I have a weird 'thing' - I am not ticklish and non-ticklish people (esp. women) generally can't make themselves orgasm (it's something to do with 'expectation of touch'). If anyone or ahem, anything, else touches my foofular regions then I'm on cloud nine but if I touch meself 'intimately' it's about as exciting as rubbing my elbow. Thought I was a weirdo until I met someone who was doing research on little-known physical quirks and we were chatting and they mentioned this very thing as one of those quirks of nature (since then I've read about it on the net and all that). So there you go. God, my teens were frustrating.

Ski, the Madam Zelda thing was comedy gold. Or silver

Am awash with FFJ - on CD10! Perhaps cycle is reverting back to ye early Ov days of yore?

scorp I demand some credit for the Madame zelda thing.

I know it us stupid to poas at this hour.. But I fink I has positive... Is definite line...

camel glad they were nice to you. Means I don't have to track 'em down and beat 'em up

friggy well I could hardly fucking laugh could I?? We'll all be here for ya whether the piss stick says 'oh for FUCK'S SAKE!!' or 'woop woop you is diffed missus'

FUUUCK!

friggy I was just posting to you!!!!!

Time for naked dancing again!!!!!

What ace timing,and when you were 'not trying'(hmmmm) too!

It's chocho and her 'relax and it will happen' nonsense again...

still gonna poas tomorrow... Not beliveing stupid thing...

Timing odd innit

aaah fuck it. Woop woop yaaaay

Sorry Gin - you are a true comedy genius and no mistake!

Iggy!!! Can it be true? You have a little piglet in your tumtum? HUZZAH! It feels like serendipitous timing with last weeks's Bad Day.

I know that if we were 'not trying' I'd still only babyfail

Yeah timing weird. But really good for 'healing' if I can say that without sounding like a wanker.

If you got a proper line,within the time,you is fucking diffed. Once droid is late you're 'allowed' to poas at any time of day.

Wooooo jumpy naked dance! With tequila! S'alright a little one won't hurt...