30s TTC - After all, we're not nice 'down there' at the BESH of times...

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Ski - not sure how that's a symptom, but isn't it time you POASed already?

weewee I thought it might be because my nips are fired up and ready to go. Put it this way I'm wearing a padded bra, a t-shirt and a jumper and am STILL having to wear a tastefully draped scarf lest I take someone's eye out. And it's been like this for more than a week. I'm scared to POAS in case it i) laughs or ii) says "baybee" and then my Teflon uterus chucks it out anyway.

Thanks ski for linking my dad to the word sex...think am gonna vom

re; your symptom - wish i could do that!

right so - in the style of Big Brother

"Day 31 in the Piggy house and no metal bastards so far..."

Gonna poas tomorrow I fink... not hopeful - was supposed to be SWI anyway this month - plus wanna get pished over christmas

that should read was not supposed to be SWI

Oh we're all going to get stupid summer baybees.

So that's me, iggy, carrots and camel (?) still in the game for this week?

Ski, thanks for the TMI (which does sound pretty positive, I have to add, if only for your sex life if nothing else) and as regards incessently feeling up one's foofoo for symptoms, well - do you really need to ask if I also do that...

For the love of God, woman - POAFS!

ski my first pg,boobs were so sensitive that if mr gin had done that I would prob have punched him!

how many dpo now then missus? Am proud of the fact that at least one BESH has self control. I can't get my head around how I can be so fucking well versed in all the pg science bollocks and yet still charge around pissing on sticks willy-nilly!

Also. 1 dumbass question. When everyone else talks of 'dpo' is ov day day 0 or day 1? Just to clarify exactly how stupid I have been being.

I have a myriad of symptoms now but then I'm proper poorly and seriously sleep deprived which could explain every single fucking one.

Mani could really do with having a fun day today and mummy is too feckin poorly. Anyone wanna cone round and play? He's lots of fun...

Not supposed to SWI? We were bloody moving house and it was a necessity shag, no pleasure at all I'm sure!

Oh and re the foo foo thing - but of course! Despite the fact that most of the month there is no info to be gleaned at all...

Scorps hehe, ever found anything up there you weren't expecting?

gin Well I screamed at him last week/weekend when he touched them... vee shall see.

I just said to Cosmosis, I don't want to POAS in case it disappears very quickly like last time. I have the control to wait until Saturday (I think), and I'm 15DPO for all you counters... however, I think I ov'd insanely early around this month at around CD8 which would put me now at 19DPO. But as no scientist or sexdoctor (like iggy's dad) stuck his thermometer in my cervix I don't know for sure.

gin I'm scared now after what you said about your mum and brother. Knowing my hometown (named to be named on here cause it's such a small community), you know that means we are probably related? Poor you being stuck there for hols! (I miss it really)

ski POAFS! I once found some silver up there [grin} nobody had warned me to expect that after I had LLETZ treatment for cervical precancerous cells - talk about freaked out.

Sooo skiofspeedyorgasms the droid is now late,yes? Understand your qualms re testing...still impressed with your steely willpower though.

Caspar did you used to swim in the sea? Was feckin cold. Granny used to produce rich tea biscuits ('chitterin' bites') for our poor chattering teeth to chomp onto when we got out. And we were the world's skinniest kids so tis quite surprising we not dead.

Ps Caspar you could've totally freaked out a gypsy fortune teller...

'cross my palm with silver...'

haglet I'd say Ov day was 0 - but what do I know - I rarely know what day i actually ov anyway

I might go back down to the pit for a bit - hope the chocolate is still melted...

at least the pit will distract me from gusset watching

ginhag that's some mental image there... casper emptying her gusset on Madame Zelda's palm.

Yeah iggs I thought prob day 0. Not really sure it helps anyway as I may have ov'd day 14,15 or 16! I don't really fucking know. Was v aware of when the whole FFJ (I can't do the new name it scares me) kicked in,but never know whether I ov in the muddle of that,or at the end,or what. I am sure of the 'window' but that's about it.

So I should assume the latest of the dates I guess. Which means I prob should be slapped with a frozen fish for testing. However the 'fuck off you LOON' result has still made me doubt my chances. And if I can't get diffed this month,when I actually had the opportunity to have loads of sex,then my chances are looking slim.

ski yes strange and possibly a leetle disturbing

ginhag Will we be seeing it on the front of a greeting card anytime soon?

LOL ref Madame Zelda

gin we certainly did swim in the sea, but the reservoirs were warmer Although, as the risk of sounding like an old fogey, I do remember a time when the summers were warm and a salty swim didn't turn my already ghostly skin a bluer shade of white (if it wasn't already burned by the Costa del Scotland rays) And there were shedloads of jellyfish around back then. not so now! So much more exotice back in the day

Actually I think I've been thinking of it as day 1...so that means I've been testing even earlier than I thought.

Fucking hell. Makes so much more sense to see if droid turns up,if not,POAS. So why am I not doing that???

Twat.

haggle It wouldn't be obsessive fucking luncay if we didn't all poas before droid...

ski about the nipple orgasm! Ny nips/tits have never really been sensitive/much use* But fuck are my nips itchy now! (and they are not affected by the rash)

*I've never been much use when it comes to orgasm either

Btw Caspar I'm from the middle of fucking nowhere in Cornwall so your hometown seemed quite big to me!

And had the best ice cream vans [nostalgic old lady emoticon]

so ski you are late yes? Not so much pushing you to poas as using your resolve as inspiration

gin I've just decided that all this early-testing is a big fat con. People who accidentally drop the butter dish do not test 5 days early - they test 5 weeks too late. These companies are praying on our desperation for a baybee. Oh and I'm skint so if I can save a tenner (yep, that's what they cost here) and POAS on Saturday it makes more sense.

Aaah swimming off the coast of Aberdeenshire in November, Penarth in February - did our parents really hate us that much or was that simply the 70s?

Curly As I said I have never had such nipple action, but it was like there was a fishing line or something from nip to foofoo.

praying = preying obviously. tsk.

ski I lost the resolve after the FakeBaby. Partly cos I tested early ish then (only cos I kept throwing up) and got a + and now think that's what should happen (tho after mmc and 2 erpcs obv my cycle has prob changed a bit!)

and you're right re preying on the desperate. That is why I get so pissed off with myself,know all the stats etc but still buckle. Ever since I had the 'black hole' scan I've been so fucking desperate to be pg again,and sort of 'start over'. However all this early testing is def doing more harm than good. (and I promised mr gin I wouldn't do it again )

I would like to be less stupid and easily manipulated please!