30s TTC The Loch BESH Monsters

[CurlyCasper]

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

How mean! I do not smell wee on the infamous dressing gown! EWWWWW!!! I am not into golden showers and I have never dropped the dressing gown belt in the loo and I am not incontinent (yet)!

Woohoo for cunty WOOHHOOOOO!

I want to be pregnant

Bessie is that for real? If not you are being cruel. I would pat Dog poo every day if it guaranteed a ...yknow... baby thing.

Has Gin come home? Has her ceiling fallen in yet?

no, it is for real. I think it helps because it helps with positive thinking etc**I am not a crazy

Love the idea of taking it easy and putting my feet up. Lugged a huge heavy suitcase back on the train from Glasgow and then had to manhandle it onto the tube to arrive at Hombre's work so I could get a lift home. Was gazing expectantly at the platform entrance in the hope he may have come to pick me up, but no .

So my first hello to him after confirmation of my bellyful was a self-pitying 'hiiii' (on the out breath), but I can't stay cross with him for long.

Funnily enough, I informed him by moby photo of the piss-stick, and sent it just as he was getting in the shower so he didn't respond for half an hour. Well I wasn't going to ring him now was I and do all the chasing so I assumed, wrongly, that he'd got on a train so he could come an kick my head in by way of congratulation. Or that he'd poured himself a stiff drink. But no, he was speechless with excitement and proclaimed himself to be like 'Larry' and also that he would be on cloud 9 if it wasn't for this stinking man flu (cue: that's enough about you let's talk about me and my hypochondria)

So now we sit and wait. Trying not to dwell to much on it otherwise it will become my every waking thought, but at the same time if I didn't think about it at all I would be eating and drinking all sorts so I have to try and half think about it which is a pile of old dog-bobs.

extreme - if it's not your dressing gown, then how long precisely have you had those knickers on for?

ok, as usual my post made barely any sense.

CUNextTuesday [whisper] congrats.

As if she wears knickers!

cunty I'm so glad it's all so far, so good. I have a friend who is 18 weeks and is moving house this week - I fear she's "lifting".

EXTREME, You aren't incontinent yet but believe me, you will be if you have a baybee.

@ what we have to go through to reproduce, but not too hard otherwise I will wee myself.

Bessie call me cunty - no need for unnecessary formality

Heh. I am at work, I don't want to type it in case an alarm sounds and I get frogmarched out the building

LOL @ cunty & bessie casper FWIW I would be marching straight into the docs asap. After all, as you've said, being off the meds is really tough for you so there's no reason why you can't at least go for a chat about it all.

wonder why my * broke. Oh well.

I can confirm that I am knickerless once again

I have been playing catch up on current thread AGAIN. Am I to take it that I need to be taking an Asprin a day to help anything that might be there STAY there?

As for hotpumpingsexaction... we are an every-second-day couple doing three-goes on eggdays. OH not so happy about this 3-a-day carry on. He says I am not giving him a chance to produce new manjuice. If its a BFN this month then I may move on to the everyday once-a-day option mentioned previously.

I want twins. I think if you have had to wait for ages then you should be allowed at least to babies for your trouble.

extreme I'm with you for the twins, I've done loadsa sex and I'm old - I deserve double-trouble. My fanjo/abs will never be the same anyway so why fuck about with the one at a time nonsense?

'lo all. [holds up banner saying 'congrats cunty!']

ChoCho can't believe you have been at this lark for 4 years. That sucks.

Extreme I agree - twins at least for all the pain of waiting so long.

Well I have an appt for the fertility clinic on 1st Dec. Was hoping they'd fit me in sooner, but at least its before xmas. I'm thinking about giving us some time out from the ttc fiasco until I got t'ospital. I feel like a need a break, but then again, give it another few days and I probably won't be able to resist SWI. Will the madness never end?!

Ski good luck with the move and the updiffment.

cunty and a chinese burn.

Interesting news re parsley and apsirin taking.

extreme do you mean 3 times a day!? I haven't been able to manage that much activity since I was a student many years ago. I'm sure it'd fall off or something

ski yes, I feel ready to POAS even though it's only day 11. That's cycle day 11, not 11 PO. Have one in the downstairs loo ready to go. Hoping MIL missed it when she popped in yesterday

extreme Let me get this straight, you're currently unemployed and you live in your dressing-gown and spend your days having endless sex to pass the hours? You are Jeremy Kyle material and will be diffed almost immediately!

Polly haha prepare to be patronised a la "have you or your husband been sterilised?", "Are you using contraception?", "which hole does Mr. Winky go in?" and my personal favourite "Are you having sex?"

carrots Brilliant, we're almost together in our cycles - we can SWI together.

Every second day for most of the month, then three times a day on OV days.

AIBU?!

Unreasonable? No, a sex pest? yes.

Seriously, where's the harm - unless of course your husband sounds as though he's weeping in the dark - at which point you just say "oh for god's sake, just hurry up".

afternoon wimminz! I have taken your advice, oh wise ones and have booked an appointment to cry at speak to GP on Wednesday. Used fancy new online booking system and specifically chose male doc who was a bit uncomfortable when we went to see him before starting TTC. Think I can manipulate rely on him more than hard-nosed lady dr who has probably popped out a dozen sprogs while still scribbling on her prescription pad.

Day 12 and I'm hoping to see a temp spike this week. SWI suspended as SFF is on nights and I won't see him in the flesh until I get home from work tomorrow night

Hope the move goes ok ski. I had hoped to be doing the same soon, but the couple who came at the weekend decided against buying our house. He liked it, she didn't. The bitch. Another viewing booking for Nov 3rd though, so hopefully that one will come up trumps. So much for my dream Christmas (I wanted to be in a new house and 12 weeks gone, so able to give family our good news as a special gift. wretch)

Just found time to read posts properly. Three times a day extreme? Does that involve running home for lunchbreaks? How do you fit it in? And is your fanjo still in one piece?

extreme are you actually able to sit down after these three times a day sessions?! or should you be extremestanding ski good luck with the move.

curly i need to make appointment with doctor I fink... is good plan..

My silly dog is broken AGAIN

I think I am single handedly paying for a Vet Nurse's salary

I did drink much gin on sat

thought you ought to know

That's really clever Curly - I think if I don't get to change GP I will ask to see the fat old man doctor with the twinkly eyes rather than the slim, gorgeous doc with her beautiful children. {seethe}

Right, my symptoms so far:

I am tired (but I am always tired)
I am emotional and feeling teary (I am not a cryer so this is annoying)
I need to wee a lot
I had a strong urge to buy new clothes today

DP and I have not SWI this month because of my lickleangelbaby and him wanting to make sure I was ok emotionally about the mc but we did SWOI 3 days before ov (ov was 1 week ago); what are my chances??