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CurlyCasper · 22/10/2009 12:50

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

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PollyPoo · 04/11/2009 11:09

Ski as he doesn't know what 15hh is I might be able to wing it... until he sees the poneee then he might be a bit

Hehe, no I haven't got blue FFJ, although I'm kinda jealous!

So if I answer all the questions correctly will I win a dildocam do you think? Did you have any other tests? And for the record we are doing it up the vag. And yes, we even do it at the right time of my cycle. Although I do keep forgetting to pray to baybee jebus so this may explain why I am not yet updiffed.

Carrots I know what you mean - I feel like this month was a waste of time and I just want to get on to the next try now but that is AGES away

Scorpy how are you feeling today?

And where is Cunty? Head down toilet again? >

skihorse · 04/11/2009 11:10

Perhaps that is actually the problem Scorps, you were brought up to express yourself. Others might describe that as you were never given boundaries and taught the difference between acceptable and unnacceptable. I'm disappointed I'm responding in this manner and I'm deeply sorry for anyone whom I have offended - however, I feel your AIBU-style "must have the last word" very trying and frankly, immature. I don't give a shit about your opinions on religion/politics/whatever, I do however find your mocking of those with differing opinions spiteful, cheap and once again, immature. It has been quite obvious to me that there are posters on this thread who hold religious beliefs - I'm surprised you've not picked up on that.

PollyPoo · 04/11/2009 11:10

x post - hello Cunty! Ooh yes, I'm always up for a bit of naked violence. Well watching it anyway

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 11:18

Several of us briefly said we were Atheists and discussed another thread last night. None of us were ranty, no-one went into detail about their beliefs and no-one mocked people who do have a religious belief (if you don't count my weak joke about the burning bush story - which everyone must see as a metaphor, surely). It was just a short, casual chat about a topic where the few people involved agreed with each other.

So I don't understand why I'm suddenly singled out as the whipping boy for religious offence, but hey ho.

Longwee, thank you. I do sometimes realise that I didn't need to go on about a subject* and tell myself off, but like I've said, the way I was brought up means that the worst character flaw in the world is to not have an opinion on things (and that's not meant to be offensive to people who don't like to state their opinions - sheesh, daren't say anything now!).

*Like now. Bored!

CUNextTuesday · 04/11/2009 11:26

Now then poo

Feeling not bad again today - no 'episodes', although I did feel a bit crap first thing. It's like they say innit - when you are hungry it makes the nausea worse so I nibbled on a couple of pomegranate n cranberry wheats (yum!) and washed it down with some water, and then have been slowly working my way through 2 packs of Go Ahead bars during the morning (nice and dry). Feeling as right as rain, albeit RAVENOUS.

Went out with 'the girls' last night - had to fake a kidney problem (well, not fake exactly I do have kidney problems) and I was feeling lousy so it might have convinced them....

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 11:37

Ski, I had boundaries and was taught perfect manners. I wouldn't dream of commenting on other people's upbringing as that to me would be truly offensive. I do not and did not say anything with the intention of causing offensive to people here, as I truly do care about every one of you, and I am never SNIDE, which is what your last comment was. I did not mock the religious beliefs of people here. Again, if people merely stating that they are an Atheist offends you then you need to examine why that worries you - it says a lot more about you than it does me. I can't be expected to never mention that just because other people do have religious beliefs. How is that fair? And how does it make sense? If you think I'm forcing my opinions on religion down your throat then you are dreaming - believe me, you do not want to know my true opinions on the matter. I always hold myself back on the subject here. And I don't always want to hear your opinions and that's tough shit on me. Hell, I find pony chat deathly dull and irrelevant to the main point of these threads, but again, I don't let it bother me. Why not try the same when you find other people's topics or views not to your liking? I might rant at times, but at least I have the manners not to tell other people they shouldn't talk about things I find boring or which touch a nerve with me. Or tell them how they should talk about things. The world doesn't revolve around my interests and opinions and I'm not here to be a censor or a schoolteacher. Perhaps try this too?

My parents brought us up to think for ourselves, to express ourselves and to stand up for what we believe in. And that everyone else is entitled to the same and that everyone's opinions are valid and equal. No-one can convince me this was wrong. Yes, I mentioned my upbringing, but that was not an open door for you to criticise my family. If you can't do better than that, then maybe you could've done with a bit of what I was taught.

And again - what messages do you have for the other Atheists on here who also expressed their views as forcefully or not as I did? Or are they allowed a free pass because they aren't always as opinionated as me? I genuinely ask, as I don't understand the concept of not wanting other people to express themselves if they don't agree with me, so don't understand these rules of who can say what and when.

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 11:38

Few typos there, I apologise.

longwee · 04/11/2009 11:44

Whatwhatwhat??? Saying someone else doesn't know what is acceptable and unacceptable and then calling them spiteful, cheap, trying and immature?? This is going to be a fight. Tops off ladies, everyone else mud/olive oil/chocolate spread at the ready...

CUNextTuesday · 04/11/2009 11:50

See now I'm all of those four things

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 12:01

I ain't fighting, I'm just defending myself - I might be ranty and over-opinionated and some might think my belief that I can say what I want immature, but I am NOT spiteful, cheap and those other things. Cos my ability to speak my mind well means that I don't need to lower myself to making personal insults (ooops!).

I'm still chuckling over the idea that being brought up to express myself was bad parenting! MIL, is that you?

Gah, I should have been sensible like the other Atheists and not said anything back to ski (not a criticism, that was genuinely wise). I forgot that some people think you're deliberately trying to offend them if you say anything that they don't agree with. I shall stick to safe topics - kittens are lovely, aren't they? And does anyone else like ribbons? I do! Lovely, lovely ribbons.

PS Can I watch Longwee and Cunty mud-wrestle though? HotHotHOT!
PPS I genuinely do like ribbons. It's an... affliction.

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 12:03

cunty I for one am not CHEAP (shakes head).

Girls, girls, either get dahn in the mud for our entertainment or drop it.

scorps - you do tend to need the last word and you do sometimes go over the top with your going at a point. Ski - I think the STFU was a bit harsh. It's a discussion forum, but it's fair to respect other's beliefs and I think scorps can go a bit too far towards the taking the piss and ski can be too harsh at telling scorps off.

Just MY opinion . AIBU? (Don't answer that).

As we were.

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 12:07

polly WTF has blue FFJ???

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 12:08

How fucking DARE you accuse me of needing the last word?!?!?!?!

CUNextTuesday · 04/11/2009 12:12
Grin
Bessie123 · 04/11/2009 12:15

Okaaay

The problem with this fight is that it's got to a stage where it's difficult for either of you to back down. So I'm banning any more posts on the subject from both Ski and Scorps.

Back to FFJ and weewees.

Bessie123 · 04/11/2009 12:15

Okaaay

The problem with this fight is that it's got to a stage where it's difficult for either of you to back down. So I'm banning any more posts on the subject from both Ski and Scorps.

Back to FFJ and weewees.

Bessie123 · 04/11/2009 12:17

sorry for the double posting, I wasn't trying to be emphatic, my puter just went menkul.

longwee · 04/11/2009 12:20

I like cats

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 12:27

I like dogs

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 12:28

weewee sorry bout poas fail - how many days late are you now??

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 12:32

I am not sure I like cats. Sometimes they can be really nice, but sometimes they scratch when they're being tickled, without any warning.

My dog chases cats anyway so we couldn't keep one.

Ponymum · 04/11/2009 12:33

I think carrots summed up the dynamic between scorps and ski pretty well. You two remind me of two sisters I used to house share with. They were chalk and cheese, loved each other fiercely, but boy they could push exactly the right buttons to set the other one off. The fights were something to behold. But then we'd all get drunk, smoke port-dipped cigars, and play cards until 4am like it never happened. So you two hags - here's some cigars and a pack of naughty playing cards. Drinks are on the bar. I'll deal.

Bessie123 · 04/11/2009 12:34

I don't like bitey things

Longwee - maybe your piss sticks are wrong and you are updiffed. Or maybe you have low hormone levels [hopeful].

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 12:35

Can we stop talking about it now and let this be the last word on the topic?

Y'all know I'm right anyway

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 12:36

ponnyyyyy I wanted to find your AIBU thread so I clicked on your name and saw where you live (haha). Wondered where more specifically? Coz I love it when people here aren't in London and especially are in the same county as me.

Obv use the other place if you are willing to share!

I used to live in NY. Long commute to work in WY. Now living in heart of WY but I miss NY. Much better riding there

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