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CurlyCasper · 22/10/2009 12:50

Welcome along women of a certain age. The new palace has a post modern water feature, spouting forth gin from a serious of suspicious looking humps...

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idealcamel · 03/11/2009 21:58

Scorpetulant, kudos to your mum. I had a brief flirtation with religon in pre-pubescence and the look on my militantly atheist mother's face was, um, terrifying. Luckily I discovered booze and boys came to my senses very soon. I never really had any proper faith.

We're not scared of the big issues on this thread, are we? So far we've talked all the big dinner party no-nos.

Am watching the F Word and really wanting the Bristol restaurant to win because the chef was SO cute about his wife.

idealcamel · 03/11/2009 22:15

Fucked off over to AIBU (can you tell that I'm bored and alone in the house with the laptop?) for a decent fight, and found all sorts of intelligent people being pleasant, amusing and reasonable. FFS, I thought Scorp was being wrathful. What with the logic and charm she and ChoCho (I do have a mental image of a pug every time I write that, but then I love pugs) have been displaying, vs the malapropisms & typos of the Christian contingent, if there is a Big Sky Daddy he must be really pissed off that the stupid people are on his side.

Mind you, I often wonder whether Richard Dawkins (who is Right but Repulsive) is actually a tool of the Abrahamic religions - he is so obnoxious that he makes reasonable people become religious.

Scorpette · 03/11/2009 22:58

Sssssssh, Camel, I have to pretend that I love Richard Dawkins - or 'Dawky', as TYF calls him. He has a big ole man crush on him: he's an Atheist married to an ex-Dr Who assistant so TYF worships him. But Dawky is a bit... oily, isn't he?

I always say that Jebus keeps putting off the Second Coming until some proper cool people get on his side The oh-so-subtle digs and patronising over on AIBU just make my arse laugh. Shouldn't you be turning the other cheek, ladies? It's the people who go 'Oh, but it's nice for them to have a little pray and learn about Bible stuff' that do my head in. So you want your child to think that fiery shrubs can sort your problems out, do you (and so on)? Not thinking enough about stuff infuriates me more than anything!

(Well, not as much as babyfail, but nearly)

BTW, I love the way that poor English skills count as heinous moral offences in your book That's a belief system that I can really get behind!

Scorpette · 03/11/2009 23:51

PS Pony - your thread is truly shocking! But you're just saying what all of us have surely thought before now...

longwee · 04/11/2009 06:21

Morning slags

Well I POASed again and it rolled its eyes and said 'for the third time woman no.

WTF is going on?? Is it:

a) I'm a LOON
b) My body is fucking with me
c) I'm diffed but stoopid forrin piss-sticks don't work yet, or
d) I'm post menopausal.

FIngers on your keypads, please vote now...

skihorse · 04/11/2009 07:44

Hello weewee

I'm goiing with a), b) and c).

I have high hopes for you getting a BFP but your sticks are crap and you probably OV'd a week after you thought you did. Can you feel any Wombles wombeling across your common? Show us your tits etc.

BESHs - we've already had bust-ups over hunting + politics - can we please try and refrain from the slagging off of people who hold beliefs which differ to your own. It's very AIBU to slag off people who don't agree with you - and the guilty parties know damned well that there are a handful of people on this thread who do have a religious faith. We know each other well enough to now to know that each and every one of us do things that we might find "odd" - but this is not the place to ridicule each other!

skihorse · 04/11/2009 07:47

What happened to Frodo (Freyda)? According to my files she should be nearing the end of her 2WOOFLing.

Rollcall please!

Also, what about laurielou, did she fuck off returning to blighty in November and is still sat on a sun-lounger at some 5* Thai resort being fed mango cocktails and paying some boy to snog her. Yes, fo shiz - whilst men go to Thailand to shag women who look like children - women can pay boys to give them compliments and kiss them. "You soo pree'ee".

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 07:59

Thanks for making that point ski. I felt an urge to defend religion and I'm not religious! I can't disagree with scorp's comment about the burning bush and there are plenty of problems in the bible which can be wheeled out out of context as proof of the non-existance of God (although I prefer the Babel Fish arguement), but IMO none of them are good enough as conclusive arguments one way or another, and furthermore I'm not comfortable seeing them on here as critical comments.

I'm married to a Christian man and respect his beliefs even while I don't share them, so I'm a bit sensitive about it.

Obviously of course I'm perfectly happy to tell people how wrong they are about how best to control foxes .

CurlyCasper · 04/11/2009 09:17

Day 21 and bored of waiting already

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iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 09:18

to be said in geordie accent

"day 21 in the baybee makin house and Curly is getting bored"

skihorse · 04/11/2009 09:26

"Day 21 in the baybee makin house and iggy is prodding her boobs in front of the mirruh"

skihorse · 04/11/2009 09:30

Which one of you bitches emails Cosmosis? Or am I the only one? Dear Cossie can't get fb/mn at work so is wombeling on a balcony rather than free on the common with all of us. You should mail her saying things like "have you POAS yet?" - you know, the usual stuff we menkels say to wind each other up. Her email is on the other place or I can send it to you if you can't find it.

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 09:30

"Scorps is shouting in the corner, she seems very agitated and appears to be making sum kind of vodoo doll"

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 09:31

ski I does emailz her too

skihorse · 04/11/2009 09:34

A voodoo doll made from used sanitary towels and pubes? Noice!

Let's have a bit of pony talk, maybe ponymum will come out of lurking and tell us how her foal is doing. How's your pony? Mine nearly bucked me off on Saturday because silly season is here, it's getting colder and windier although she was still in season on Friday!

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 09:38

I haven't seen my pony for weeks seeing him on Sat tho and expect he will be mental given the weather change...

iggypiggy · 04/11/2009 09:39

I has been finking about gin

Especially for tomorrow (not sure if is right date, but think it is...)

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 10:25

I too has been finkin about Gin If you're lurking, there's a whole lotta love here for you G...

I said yesterday here that I respect other people's religions and have no probs with whatever other people believe. I don't consider myself superior to religious folks at all. But I do consider myself has having the right to speak my mind about my beliefs. If believers of whatever faith wrote about their beliefs here I wouldn't sneer, try to convince them otherwise or say they were offending me. But people do tend to think that it's okay for religious people to state that religion or discuss their views but that when Atheists do the same, it's offensive or trying to offend. Not true. If it's okay to say you believe in God - or G_d - and why, then it has to be okay to say you don't believe in him/her/it/them and why (which we didn't go into detail about, actually). Saying I'm an Atheist and stating one single story in the Bible that I find ludicrous is NOT ridiculing anyone of faith. It'd be a very shaky sort of faith that was threatened by that. And we were referring to some proper religious loons on an AIBU thread, not anyone here. Respecting everyone's views on here includes respecting that there's Atheists here too! People occasionally say things on here that offend me as an Atheist but I don't say owt cos them's the breaks, innit? You can't avoid 100% non-offence all the time. I find myself biting my tongue often, including now

Subject now dropped.

Gah, I wasted one of the fertility monitor piss-sticks cos I didn't read the bit about waiting to D6 to test. Fucking wankshaft.

Longwee I also think it's a, b and c combined. May I be so bold as to say 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHGGHGH!' for you?

PS Hands orf my voodoo doll. She's my luvverly baybee.

skihorse · 04/11/2009 10:29

Scorpette You do have a tendency to "force" your views upon others by exercising your "right" to free speech - perhaps just once in a while you could engage your "right" to stfu!

It is (IMO!) not always acceptable to screech and rant and trample over the feelings of others just because you have a point to make. Discretion is the better part of valour I believe is the phrase used.

I personally have been offended several times by this attitude.

PollyPoo · 04/11/2009 10:34

Morning desperados

Weewee have you any symptoms? Who is next to POAS (Ski I'm looking at you and your spreadsheet.)

I am going to visit my fwiend next Thurs at her livery yard - Boo has not been there before so she will LOVE seeing all the poneez... I am going to use that day to teach her to say 'daddy, poneeee please?'

I is having a shit day today... its day 14 in our baybee making house, still no sign of a + on the persona, and I think the FFJ is dried up so it seems we have been SFF not SWI. FFS, I really didn't want to have to go to the appt at FC. Ski can you tell me what to expect? I am expecting a nice patronising chat with some 'helpful' tips on how to put the winky in the foofoo, followed by appts for tests. Does that sound about right? And what kind of tests might they do?

On the plus side, Boo has just called me 'mummy' for the first time (I have been previously been called nana (?!) and bubby.) I should stop being such a miserable bitch and be grateful for what I have. >

givecarrotsachance · 04/11/2009 10:45

polly I know what you mean, I wasn't having any decent FFJ this month although I did get an OPK+. I'm just behind you Casp, really feeling like the next 2 weeks is aaagggeeesss although I am sure I'm not diffed. I just want to get on with next month's trying.

On a positive note, it's only 3 days since we stopped SWI (or in fact S at all) and I'm starting to miss it, so maybe I haven't completely destroyed all relations with my man with my desire to get him to put a baybee up there.

at poneelaydees. Remembering well the bouncy poneez coming out of the fields when it was sparkly on the ground. Lots of fun!

skihorse · 04/11/2009 10:57

haha Polly - that sounds like a bloody EXCELLENT plan - is he likely to fall for "well if we get something about 15hh Boo can grow in to her..."? At least your FFJ isn't blue.

At the FC I was asked if we were having sex, if it was vaginal sex, whether he ejaculated, whether we were using contraception, whether we'd been sterilised and whether I knew any of the key points of the menstrual cycle. Are you having vaginal sex polly? Really? Or are you fibbing to the clever doctor?

We had TWO give themselves overreach injuries in the field on Sunday running around like lunatics. Ginger is barefoot - no overreach injuries there - another good reason for barefoot! Stoopid nags.

Scorpette · 04/11/2009 11:01

Ha, ski, you have the very same tendency and at times offend me too! I find that you often make jokes about people's situations that are too near the knuckle at times and veer into being a bit cruel, but I ignore it as I realise you're not trying to offend. Perhaps you should just deal with my outspokenness the same? I was brought up to believe that I have the right to speak my mind and that others have the exact same right to speak their mind and if they choose not to but instead just take offence then it's their own fault for not being open. I realise this might be annoying for some but it's a hard pattern of conditioning to break (much like religion then!).

Also, I was not screeching and trampling over anyone's views as yesterday night's discussion about religious people on another thread (I re-iterate) was amongst other non-believers and in fact the harshest comments were reserved for Richard Dawkins - the Atheist's Prince (like Princess Di is the people's princess!). We were just discussing the topic like we do many other non-TTC topics when people are bored. Saying I am an Atheist is not trampling on other people's feelings/views. If this feels like it to you, then that's something you need to deal with, not me. And if you read the AIBU thread we were referring to, you would see that I was not ranting or the other things that accuse me of (funny how someone stating their views becomes ranting and screeching, etc., if it's something one doesn't agree with), as Camel remarked on. I have re-read everything that was written about religion here, which was not very much at all and can't see what was offensive, but if you find me and others merely stating our religious stance offensive then I apologise.

I presume that you are going to re-iterate your sentiments about STFU and so on to the other people who also stated their Atheism and discussed the matter. Or is it just something about me not believing in God that you find particularly offensive?

And is me replying to your comments ranting and trampling over you? I'm worried now as to what I'm allowed to say and when. Perhaps you ought to send me a list of what I'm allowed to talk about and have an opinion on. Particularly when other people say the same thing as me on a topic or even stronger, but their views don't seem to trouble you. I must have my priorities wrong, because I thought stating one's stance on a matter wasn't offensive but telling someone to STFU was, so I clearly know nothing.

Aaaaand flounce...

longwee · 04/11/2009 11:04

Ooooh, not trying to turn it into a fight or anything, but this is a discussion board - admittedly a TTC one, but one where lots of other things have hitherto been discussed pretty freely. I for one enjoy scorps's (and other's) outpourings, and admire her eloquence even when I don't agree with her. I personally don't come here for the political debates (as I think gin said a while ago, lots of opinions, just not what I come here for) so generally keep out of em. But I do like healthy debate, the opportunity to discuss ideas and test one's beliefs and particularly the ability to disagree without namecalling. And since that's what we've done lots of up until now I think it's a bit harsh to tell her to stfu...

CUNextTuesday · 04/11/2009 11:06

Is this leading to a good old fashioned punch up? Cos we haven't had one of those for ages and I adore mindless violence. We all have to get nekkid though

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