Greetings NewbyBlooby! Your answers sound BESHtastic and you are most welcome here.
Apparently I am the resident loon, as mah bitch extreme done said. This is nonsense - all I do is attribute every tiny physical sensation after ovulation to pregnancy, worry that doing normal stuff will stop it sticking and draw the second line on my pregnancy tests with red biro. As if that would make you a loon! At least I don't imagine I'm updiffed BEFORE ovulation, like some menkuls round here
Well, my birthday was a bit rubbish. We just seemed to not be able to find owt interesting to do and then TYF ate a dodgy sarnie and went to bed at 9pm so have been snivelling in self-pity here on the sofa And if that wasn't shit enough, a few hours ago I started getting a weird breast pain that has signalled a week's countdown to the droid in the past It's like a lump develops to the side of my left nork which disappears completely by D3 of droid. I mean, it's possible that if droid hormones stimulate it then pg ones could, but am feeling unlucky. Does the fact that it's a lump (even if it disappears) sound bad and should I see my Dr?
Have also developed a weird patch of skin below my throat that goes itchmental if I wear jewellery against it and TYF bought the most beautiful hand crafted locket and I had to take it off after an hour cos it was agony. Waaaah!
On upside, got into size 10 dress AND I told the cashier it was my birthday and he gave me 10% off, so it was a great birthday! (so fickle!)
Sorry for the moan. Had to get that off my chest. I want TYF here next to me and a baybee in my tumtum
Bizarrely, I just read the Dr Zhai article in the Observer woman then it was linked to on here. V interesting stuff - I think I know where we'll be going en masse for the first Gin Palace day out
Camel, I eat a low-carb diet anyway and eat an alkaline one for SWIing and it has really improved my FFJ and other ov signs and re-regulated my ov times, so I say go for it. We can sit together in Menkulist's Corner munching our sunflower seeds half-heartedly and wittering about breast pain
Extreme - my dressing gown is hooded and v fluffy and is white with purple stars. More stylish than it sounds.
I'm 37! What bastard thought that would be a good idea? My poor, crumbling eggs!