Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

[extremesitting]

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

WOAH-HO, LIVIN'ON A PRAYER!

Nah, extreme, TYF doesn't look much like Damien Rice, although that is a nice comparison. He most resembles Shaggy off Scooby-Doo. But better looking. There's a young actor he really looks like, but I can't remember his name (odd for me not to recall the name of a jailbait I fancy). Helpful, eh?!

Is it Kevin Spacey?

Cheer up chaps!

It's Friday, the sun is shining, there is no school on Monday and FaceBook is all about bragging and showing off as any fule kno -those shiny happy lives are a stage manged illusion!

PS Thanks, extreme for thinking he's handsome - he's so shy, he has no confidence, but I know he's the most gorgeous man in the world!

managed

Blue skies are returning. SFF just paid me a quick surprise visit at work - and brought the mutt along too. So we've had toasties from the student caf and a walk in the rain/sunshine. All is, indeed, well. [smug emoticon]

Back to work now though [huff]

SkaterBoy looks like a (less lardy) Gaz from Supergrass

Boo - 'tis not a bank holiday weekend here. However, I am going here

This lookalikey bizniz reminds me of a website I saw once where you upload your photo and it tells you which famous people you look like. I just looked this up and found this

Which told me I look like:

1. Gillian Chung
2. Jason Alexander (Richard Gere's sleazy lawyer in Pretty woman
3. Jericho Rosales
4. Jang Dong-gun
5. OK I don't wanna know any more......

MMMNNNNN.....facial hair..... I can't get enough of it. Nice work Skate

Loving longwees weekend plans.

I can't think who OH looks like....

In defence of FB: I have just managed to give my (arsehole of a) BIL grief for making my heavily pregnant sister with severe pelvic pain drive for 5.5hrs to Cornwall because "he doesn't like driving". But I think I have been subtle and persuasive.

Clearly this public attack will either (a) be too subtle and have no impact except to make me look interfere-y, or (b) make him have a maassive melt-down at my sister. I am just so angry - and I think the Pixie was bored of the POAS chanting. Argh. Maybe I shouldn't have. But oh my god I am angry with that man. (There's a whole build up to this too btw - if he'd been nice apart from this I wouldn't have minded/reacted).

My Dad once said I looked like Neil from the Young Ones. And he meant it nicely. A proud day.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And breathe.

TSF looks a bit like Frodo Baggins. Without the giant hairy feet. And of course sexier....

Hi all, to continue the misery train RTOD arrived today. For those of a delicate nature language wise, please look away now.......

FUCK ARSE CUNT BOLLOCKS SHIT WANK and FUCK AGAIN.

I was almost relived for a nano-second this morning, but I'm now sitting at my key board in tears (on the plus side at least I have a few days off & I'm alone in my house & not at my desk).

This is bad, ladies, I don't even want a gin. I'm nursing a big mug of tea.

The boyf has booked in for his wank-in-a-jar appointment & has booked a room to do the deed instead of racing across the Welsh capital with a jar of spunk in the passenger seat. He's booked the whole day off work & is quite looking forward to "having the go-ahead to read porn & crack one off in the city hospital".

We wondered if its part of the nurses' job description to buy new porn material on the way into work. And how often do they replace it? How many other sweaty, grubby mits have been turning the pages of "Chunky Asses" before you? Do they laminate the porn for that wipe clean ease? Do they have music? The boyf has just informed me he couldn't possibly perform in silence? I've told him he'll have to sing to himself.

Then a few weeks later I have the joy of an appintment myself, & possibly the delights of dildocam.

Thank fuck we're off on a fab holiday in Oct.

If you're still with me, thanks for listening. You're all beautiful.

Oh god it's all gone quiet - are you judging me? [needy emoticon]

laurie sucks to be you, matey. Hope you are having lots of chocolate biscuits with the tea - they're medicinal.

TSF has the wank-in-pot gubbins to look forward to. Being a shy type the thought is hideous to him. Esp the "special room" so he will def be doing the dash-to-deposit. I reckon we live about 45 mins from hospital and no car = reliance on public transport. It really will be a comedy day. But I must not laugh/make light. He was quite drunk when I came home with the news about the pot so he took it v well. And he knows it is only a small bit of embarrassment compared to what I'll go through for this TCC lark.

vag I applaud you.

My boyf looks like the lovely Wentworth Miller aka Micheal Schofield from Prison Break. Mmmmmmm

My mum says he reminds her of Will Smith. (The boyf is white)

WTF?

Oh vag good luck to TSF for his wank-dash.

laurie fucktitsandbuggery. First blood is the deepest.

In my darkest hour, I turn to watching old episodes of Buffy. Would that help? I enjoy someone else is kicking things for me.

vag Can't they get the train? And hire a car in Cornwall?

OH has just received a letter from our doctor advising him to book an appointment for semen chat ASAP. Final line was "nothing to worry about".

Am now convinced she will break it to him that he is a Jaffa. That or she'll say he's got super swimmers and that his wife is an inhospitable environment...

...but over the years my environment has been, if anything, TOO hospitable Surely it can't be so!

Apparently my grammar has fucked off for the day, along with my ability to concentrate and my desire to do any work.

I enjoy it when someone else is kicking things for me.

Sorry about R2D2 Laurie

Nannies always make shit better

laurielou your tale of woe ending in your slamming your fingers in the door has cheered me up no end!

n.b., when I say "my male friends have announced the birth of their second child" - naturally I didn't mean they'd got each other pregnant - but quite frankly, it wouldn't fucking surprise me - everyone I know is fertile as fuck.

Fuck'em all!!!

I'm currently smoking myself into an early grave. I'm allowed. Praise be the month sans 2WOOFLING!