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Mid 30's TTC - you're my BESH mate you are..... <hic hic>

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extremesitting · 26/08/2009 14:35

OOOh - Hope this'll do! Emergency!

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CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 11:40
CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 11:41

em, tell us about the car

triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 11:45

Red Mini Cooper S.

For the first time since I could drive I do not now Own A Car.

Scorpette · 28/08/2009 11:52

Thanks ideal. Unfortunately, I've tried the volunteering route many times before in the past and it's never come to anything (except the rewards of doing the work). Jobs have come up, but I've got the same replies I always get when applying for jobs without the voluntary factor - sorry, but you've not got enough experience (despite doing the job unpaid for you for yonks? Yeah, CHEERS for that). Has been my experience that once they've had you work for them for nothing, they've fixed you in their minds as 'unpaid help' and can't or won't make the transition to accepting you as a 'proper' colleague. In the last few years, have been going to all sorts of experts that help you get jobs and so on and 3 told me (with various levels of tact) that basically at my age, with my history, I am never going to be able to get a well-paid job And now I'm hoping for a baby - making me even older and with yet another black mark against me, employment-wise, when I try and enter/re-enter the job market. Got places at TWO unis to do my PhD, but never get the funding.

Work is a touchy subject for me - I've only ever had 2 jobs where a friend didn't give me the shoe-in. And they were crap jobs anyway. Last year alone, I got turned down for over 150 jobs! Grrrrrrrrrrr. Including being turned down for one for politely refusing to eat a Maryland cookie (long story)! My inability to get a job is so marked that it's a running joke (sadly unfunny for me) that I'm jinxed.

Anyone want to give a brainy-but-inexperienced BESH a job? Gizzajob!

BTW - it may therefore surprise no-one that I intend to be a SAHM...

idealcamel · 28/08/2009 12:00

Scorps Hope I wasn't being a patronising fuckwit...

Phd funding is a pain in the arse. I'm pretty sure that the AHRB just chuck the applications up in the air and pick the ones that land in the right spot on the carpet.

trog But you're doing it to be noble and Save the Whales, right?

Scorpette · 28/08/2009 12:00

Well, I'm Moany McMoanersons today, aren't I? Boohoo for me

extremesitting · 28/08/2009 12:13

Frickin hell - sorry everyone! I appear to have infected you all! Me Bad! You lot however are fabulous and I will not have you putting yourself down

Now Scorp I have just stalked you again on the book of faeces and I WILL NOT have you getting upset. I've seen the resulting snot and I don't fancy you have as much covered in it (I have face mucus issues, makes me gag. Prob. shouldn't have children)

Not get yourself over here so I can have a tweak on those nips

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skihorse · 28/08/2009 12:23

extreme if I had your dog on your lap I'd be smiley all day.

Scorpette that sounds like utter shite - my industry would not interest you in the slightest and I can't remember the last time we took anyone without years of experience. 2002 ?? Nature of the beast right now - everyone is looking to hire someone who requires absolutely no training.

trog

I don't know how to make us all better - alcohol is a depressant - chocolate cake will make us feel guilty. How about a smack around the face with a wet cod-fish?

CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 12:29

I hired recently and basically told senior management I was putting talent before experience - because I wanted the right person for the job. I got my way and my girl got her dream job - but wasn't expecting it cause so many companies want experience. She thought it would take five years.

I'll let you know if/when I get to hire again. Might be a bit far away across the country for you though. And I don't want to hire someone who might use their maternity leave to study for a PHD

And scorps I've just been back on your FaceBile and decided you're fucking gorgeous. So please smile about that. However, If I hired you, you would be sexually harassed.

Scorpette · 28/08/2009 12:32

Aaaaah, that's better! If it all goes wrong with TYF, I'll be knocking on your door

I should stop boohooing and crack down to writing my epic work of literary genius, which I keep forgetting to put any effort into.

Glad people have enjoyed my 'Onions' pics

I know how to cheer us all up - let's release the Desperate Romantics from their cage (I also kidnapped the female actors for the lezbots) and get bizz-ay with this giant vat of baby oil I miraculously found in the corner...

triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 12:33

I was going to 'treat' myself with a walk to Kingston Hospital this afternoon but now it's pissing down. Nice one.

longwee · 28/08/2009 12:34

scorps - belatedly coz I have been at lunch - you said it yourself - TYF is your dream man. How many people would give anything and everything for that? Noone ever makes crappy Hollywood films or bad pop songs about having an exciting job or a fecking Crueset frying pan. What we all want is to find someone who we love who loves us - end of. "You?ve got each other, and that?s a lot of luuurrrrrrvvve" "Well give it a shot!"

triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 12:41

at Gin Palace supergroup formation - poodle perms and haribrushes at the ready...

triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 12:42

haribrushes?????????? moron.

CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 12:44

we'll be needing from 'fro combs for those perms

idealcamel · 28/08/2009 12:48

I'm easing myself into my skintight stonewashed jeans and howling:

Kayleigh is it too late to say I'm sorry?
And Kayleigh could we get it together again?
I just can't go on pretending that it came to a natural end...

Man, I love poodle rock.

extremesitting · 28/08/2009 12:48

Me REALLY bad. Me just poured self an ickle glass of wine

I'm hoping it will release my creativity. Am doing some design work (read checking MN every 5 seconds).

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idealcamel · 28/08/2009 12:50

*extreme" must shut her ears in the oven.

God, I just can't be arsed today.

CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 12:54

extreme snap. I'm designing/MNing too. But in the office so I don't think wine is allowed. (vodka's fine though)

trig can we borrow the lovely red mini back for the poodle perm pop video? We could beat up the squealer like bad-ass rock chicks, or at least send her to the bar...

extremesitting · 28/08/2009 12:57

STOP THE PRESS! Methinks Scorp is actually going out with Damien Rice. Her TYF looks a bit like this (through my eyes):

gighit.com/media/gallery/2009/Jan/25/396ac2df03ccbe06009bafda514a96c1_300x300_crop_le.jpg

Of course he looks younger than Damian... but still!

My knicker area goes funny when I see Damien Rice

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triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 12:57

Oh no lady, I have an open-top Trans-Am specifically for that purpose...

extremesitting · 28/08/2009 12:58

Note to self: Don't try and cover all bases with name spelling. It makes you look indecisive...

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triggerhappybaby · 28/08/2009 13:00

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww extreme and TYF up a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

CurlyCasper · 28/08/2009 13:02
extremesitting · 28/08/2009 13:14

erm... NO.. however my monitor now has lick marks where Damien Rice face used to be. I used to love young, fair haired, slimmeny beardy men. And Irish men. Now in RL I stick with one buff english man. But I can still look

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