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There is now so much space in the wagon, I might get back on it! Thread for TTC'ers and waiting to TTC'ers.

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NatalieJaneIsPregnantAgain · 22/05/2008 18:10

Lots of BFP's on this thread please ladies

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lardylumps · 28/05/2008 17:48

oh squack I am so excited for you.....

Squack · 28/05/2008 17:48

Oh I thought the thermometer would've been with you by now. I posted it Monday afternoon. There again it was a bank holiday wasn't it.
Should def be there tomorrow

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 17:54

Just had a bad day. I am really tired anyway but I'm getting used to it now.

Got to work at 1 to find the other 2 people had done fuck all hardly anything. As I work on a Deli we have to keep it clean but they hadn't. All the bloody sliced meats were empty, they were still doing pizzas up to 3 when they are meant to be done by 11, no cheese had been done(so I have to do it all tomorrow) and I had to rush around trying to get it down and trying to get the cleaning started for my college(sp) who is in tonight.

Also a bloody horrible woman said to her H that I was a disgusting single mother who takes up her money for her penison!!!!!!!! She came over to the Deli and my friend served her and I stood right next to her rubbing my bump with my left hand, showing off my wedding ring and talking about our anniversary.

I then went and cried in the toilet as its just fucking bloody horrible.

Right resume happiness

lastboxoftampons · 28/05/2008 17:55

You all have to STOP it! I'm having a very hard time trying not to laugh out loud at my desk!!!!!

Squack found that link yesterday and it's kind of what got me thinking that I might just try it afterall. Although I am slightly worried about the women who came on to say they had godawful infections afterward but I guess that's the risk with anything really...

But more importantly!!! - so excited for you! My fingers are crossed so tight they look like they might fall off! Wouldn't it be great if this was the month for all of us!?!? OK, getting ahead of myself, still have to do the yucky egg thing first.

LL pmsl about the 'loud GOF' I think they word you're looking for is "squelchy" BLECH!

Diege thanks RE: the chemist, will give it a try if any are still open on the way home!

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 17:57

kay did the woman say that to you directly? What a nasty woman.. Actually you are paying for her pension stupid woman..

Diege · 28/05/2008 17:57

What a bitch Kay Don't let her get to you, arghh, people like that!!! Sounds like one of those days that are best finished with chocs and telly (what days aren't?) Looking forward to that Mary Whitehouse thing tonight

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 17:59

She was saying it very loudly to her husband who looked like he wanted the ground to open and for him to disappear.

He did have a go at her for saying it and he said sorry to me.

Squack · 28/05/2008 18:00

Kayz what a shocking thing to say to anyone

OLD BITCH!

I hope she chokes on her cheese.

Right, I absolutely have to go make tea. Be back later- sorry for making you giggle at you desk LB.

NJ'll pee her pants when she reads this thread

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 18:00

I'm eating sliced lemons from a jar They are gorgeous!!!

I have got 2 big bars of chocolate.

lastboxoftampons · 28/05/2008 18:01

Oh, Kay crossed posts with you. Sounds horrible, I'm so sorry! Then very very glad we made you smile!

Diege · 28/05/2008 18:01

That's the spirit Kayz! . I'm off for a few hours too, so be back later

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 18:02

DH is bloody furious!!! He'd probably kill her if he could.

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 18:02

Kay if it wasn't for us younger (well you younger me nearer middle age really ) having children then the world would be full of oap and no money for pensions eiher so the old woman needs to shut her noisy and wrong gob imo.....

Sorry I hate rude people and just because someone is old doesnt give them the right to be rude.....

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 18:05

I am not married but I have paid tax and NI since i was 16 so my maternity pay was well and truly paid for by me..... I now work and get no government money so again my next maternity pay will also be paid for by ME not her. Her money (if indead she ever worked) was eaten up along time ago.....

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 18:12

I have worked non stop since leaving school apart from 2 months when we moved from Norfolk to North Yorkshire. Its only 6 years but I've still worked.

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 18:14

That kind of thing really gets on my tits......

Dont give her another seconds thought Kay

lastboxoftampons · 28/05/2008 18:17

I think you should get her with a super soaker full of egg whites!

Diege · 28/05/2008 18:19

I second the super soaker approach . Right, I really must get on with the girls' tea...mmmm, omlettes all round?

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 18:21

oh diege no........ What is for tea everyone.

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 18:21

I won't LL!! I'm going to eat chocolate.

That is a wonderful idea LBOT!!!!!

I'm going to a 40th birthday party in June and I'm trying to find something to wear. I wish I could afford an Isabella Oliver dress but I can't

glaskham · 28/05/2008 18:35

evening ladies.... tea here isn't till 9ish... Dh is workign late. Kids had birds eye fish and vegetable shapes with pasta and sweetcorn, it looked and smelt lovely!!!!

lardylumps · 28/05/2008 18:40

I am having mackeral salad with feta and olives..... nice.

Mind you I cooked dd cod in a butter sauce earlier wiht pots and veg and she would only eat the pots and veg so I at the cod...

Same with her lunch i made her a sandwich and cut up some tomatoes and she left the whole sandwich so I ate that as well. I didnt get a sniff of her fruit though..

DD is the reason I am so fat... When ever she goes on hunger strike i eat to much... All she has eaten all day is fruit and veg... I just cant get her to eat anything else, she is always like this when she is under the weather.......

glaskham · 28/05/2008 18:40

dont think i can catch up with all i've missed... but sorry to hear about that nasty woman Kayz!!

on the egg white front would a syringe not do the trick?

glaskham · 28/05/2008 18:42

LL your dd sounds like both my kids.... every few weeks i'll have hunger strike from them both... so i eat their food rather than binning it!!haha!!

kayzisexpecting · 28/05/2008 18:43

We're having Chicken Jalfrazi. I can't wait!!

DS had his MMR and the pneumonia(sp) this morning and our niece had her pre-school boster this afternoon so my SIL's have taken both of them to Pizza Hut for dinner as a treat. So we have a quiet evening until he gets home.

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