🎄Is your turkey 🦃moister than an oyster?💦TTC bus 51

[Minster2012]

Wow that last bus was an amazing bumper BFP filled bus where we were all crying and screaming for joy as lots of our lovely passengers got their BFPs…🙌🏻we are having an ADVENT CALENDAR of a BFP each day! 🥰❤️

There’s still some ppl lingering on this bus so that’s it, I’m calling time, all the rest of you are due off this bus with your 2 lines please 🤞🏻

This is the bus where we’ve got lots of things going on, bumps, rainbows 🌈, ivf, and now lots more miracle BFPs before ivf! Maybe we should issue passengers with an ivf referral on your way in too to help spur those eggs & sperm into action!

Whether you are TTC “normally”, IUI/ivf or anything we are a crew that cling together to the bitter end & always ready to help a sister out. We’ve had multiples, some losses so know two lines can be just as terrifying as none, and we’ve got ladies where those two lines are more illusive than a white Christmas 🎅🏻

It costs an embarrassing story for your ticket, doesn’t have to be TTC related as we know laughing when TTC is needed.

If you see mention of Instagram I have a public account where a lot of people are linked too:
Minstermusings, and a few people have created new anonymous accounts to record their TTC journey/life stupidities m/general annoyances on…just don’t mention TTC on a personal account.

Don't lose hope @BellatrixK 🤞🏻🤞🏻and I don't think I could cope either if I was super tidy/ocd and DH messy. My DH is messy but not horrendous & im not ocd. Def not once having a child 😂

And yeah I def couldn't cope with most of those men, they def would be on their own sharpish I think @paintfairy @Franklydear see how they cope!

I'm happy to start the next thread if @Minster2012 still wants to hand over the driving seat to the passengers?

Very happy to pass over the steering wheel @polkadotpixie 🥰

Any ideas for a title anyone?

My Sunday evening xylophone was popular, @polkadotpixie, and something rainbow, we have a few rainbow babies, and some ivf ones, that ended up not being ivf after all

Done

Although MN has somehow ballsed up @Minster2012's name on the first line 🤦 Sorry!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4452886--Anyone-for-a-spot-of-Sunday-Evening-Xylophone-TTC-Bus-52?watched=1

@polkadotpixie lovely, thank you!

I read that thread @paintfairy and although it made my blood pressure sky rocket it was also hilarious in parts - I liked the OH taking language lessons for 20 years and scoring 3% on the test 🤣

I might need to read that whole thread then @Juno231 and find those bits!

@Minster2012 me too, I thought I heard enough but clearly not, for this evening with a cuppa I think

Can we fill this up now?

Mind you my DH has been shooting for 20 years & he's still pretty crap & wants lessons this year 😂@Franklydear

Can wholeheartedly recommend a Delicious recipe recommended by another passenger. Gorgeous. We had it with wraps. DS just had plain chicken wraps

thehappyfoodie.co.uk/recipes/nadiya-hussains-chicken-shawarma/

Fill it up lads

Oh that does look delicious @Minster2012 love any kind of kebab 😂

Now I'm waiting for @paintfairy to tell us she doesn't like kebabs 🧐

Def try it @Juno231 and full of protein too, honestly was soooooo good & leftovers for DH lunch too. Yup @paintfairy won't like it at all!! 😂

@Juno231 🤣 Are we talking terribly unhealthy ones from the local takeaway? I don't mind the meat. I don't like sauce though! (Any cold sauce- mayo, bbq, although ketchup is OK but only on hotdogs and burgers). So that's the issue for me! 😁

I used to eat kebabs from takeaways stone cold sober @paintfairy @Juno231 I'm blatantly a heathen yum yum but these I'm telling myself (and so nadiyda hussein says) is a healthy kebab

I have the winner of best kebab shop round the corner, I can confirm they're a treat, I love the chargrilled veg they put on it, veg=healthy, simples

Mmm I think even I could get on board with that @Minster2012 it looks delicious. Will give it a whirl when I'm feeling a bit better!

@paintfairy the sauces are the best bit! Although cheap sauces often hide dairy in them which means I can't have them

I miss a decent kebab shop @Franklydear - used to live in a city and we had a favourite but the small town I live in now only does a greasy donner which is not my bag

Still wanting to eat chips more than anything but am mainly resisting! Also massively wanting sushi, I will have some at some point, waiting for DH to get in the mood for it!

At uni thought it was all about a chip naan though - a naan that was probably bigger than your average dinner plate filled with chips and sauce. When we were broke we downgraded to a salad naan that were like 50p!

@larrythelizard kebab meat, chips and cheese is actually my go to! And no I don't need to be drunk! @Minster2012 🤣

This thread started out really funny but now I'm not so sure 🤔 I'm gonna say trigger warning before posting the link...

Was this a dodgy massage?! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4453385-Was-this-a-dodgy-massage

@becarefuloutthere omg! I'm actually crying at that diagram. That's the best thing I've read in ages. I'm not sure if it is inappropriate or not (not funny if it is) but the thread is funny. Poor girl.

We've moved over to the new bus BTW. 😁

The diagrams are amazing I must say lol! @paintfairy cool, will join you over there! 😄