🧙please, fellas impregnate, I’m here to ovulate 🦥

[Peachycream]

And the lucky winner of thread name bingo is:@SareBear87

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Here we go again, 2 threads deep, numerous cheese boards, several BFPs and more to pick up along the way!

We’re a group of hormonal, emotional and down right loveable 30somethings TTC #1
Feel free to join us, nothing is TMI and no one here will judge you, we just love and support each other which some giggles along the way!

Our last thread seemed to have some luck so let’s see how lucky this one is 🥰

If I’ve forgotten anyone I apologise but trying to remember everyone at once is hard!
@Aries491
@Sparklingwine1
@80sPadme
@PurpleCat88
@HRP1990
@CTMcG
@KayL1988
@Dannii892
@Foodster
@glasspaw
@GingerTea333
@Eli707
@SkeletonSkins
@Mrsspoon3
@Emmaldo14

@Nicn19 I can see a hint of something.. how many DPO are you?

I think I see something faintly @Nicn19 ! What DPO are you?!

@OnTheRoadNow @Mrsspoon3 @HRP1990 @KayL1988 i came in before 3 minute mark I set timer and went to make a cuppa 🤣 you can see it so much better in person and it's actually pink!!! I have no idea when I ovualted as I've had positive opks since wednesday last week that havent gone away!

Ohhh that's exciting @Nicn19 🥰 you'll have to take the digital weeks indicator and see what it says!!! 🦥

@HRP1990 Both of us straight on to finding out the DPO! 😂

Good morning ladies!!

@Mrsspoon3 yes I used the applicator and tried to put it in as far up as possible because I had literally ZERO EWCM yesterday and wanted something up there that would hopefully give the sperm something to swim in! but getting it into the applicator was when I realised how weird the consistency was! It reminded me of that film flubber 😂

@SkeletonSkins if you use it let us know what you think. It's quite expensive for such a tiny tube. I think you're probably wise to save it for when you don't have as much EWCM as I think the aim is that it imitates it. You can kind of see the resemblance actually but it's not quite as stretchy as EWCM.

@Nicn19 I can see a verryyyyyyyyy faint line. Keeping everything crossed it gets darker!!!

@KayL1988 got our investigative hats on this morning 😂🕵🏻🧐

Going to test again tomorrow and hopefully get a darker line do you think the clearblue digital would pick it up are they sensitive enough?

Morning all,

Hope you all had a nice evening last night. Anyone watching the footy tonight or taking to MN while their DPs watch it?

I'm very confused with my cycle this month ☹️
I honestly don't know what the heck it's doing and it's frustrating me! Definitely getting that overwhelmed feeling this month where I want to chuck my OPKs out the window

@skeletonskins I used conceive plus (with the, um, 'squeeze it straight in there' applicator!) for the first time this cycle. I was a bit nervous but it was fine, and I didn't even have to think about what the texture was like cos I didn't really see it! I thought about not telling my DH I was doing it in case it added extra pressure, but then I decided I really ought to keep him in the loop, especially if it turned out he was allergic to it or something! I casually told him it was just a sperm slip n slide, and left it at that. 😂 I bought a pack of three but put off using it until the last moment so only used one this cycle.

@Sparklingwine1 this is absolutely me, I’m so fed up, I just want to jack it all in. Was really hoping for a big rise today but no. Got a small one but not sure what’s going on. I’ve been in this constant state of being just before ovulation and all hormonal as a result for like two weeks now.

@Nicn19 I can definitely see a bit if something! I think the digitalis aren’t that sensitive, you’d be best with some like First Response.

@taytay2020 omg sperm slip and slide 😂😂😂😂 please can that be our next thread title, I’m in bits hahaha

@SkeletonSkins I was pregnant in February and the clearblue picked it up said pregnant and I never even got a hint on a FRER. Unfortunately ended up in a miscarriage so I'm shocked to see something on the FRER this time around also had a positive cheapy will get a digital and test tomorrow morning 🤞

Bleddy hell I have a short surge this month, woke up with ov pain all down one side which I do get when I ov. Did my morning opk, super strong lines on cheapey and a smiley on clear blue. By the evening all the pain had gone and so I tested again, no smiley and a clear neg on cheapey.
I must have surged overnight and caught the tail end of the peak yesterday morning or I have a mega short surge yesterday morning.
Do the fact me and my DP DTD every day for 5 days leading up to him going away I may just be lucky this month.
I have the most horrendous ov pain too so not sure if I had a larger follicle this month as I managed cd11 ov when I'm usually cd 8/9 ov.
I'm keeping everything crossed for this month.
We are going away on a family holiday in 2 weeks so it would be a lovely time to tell DP we are having a baby

@Nicn19 Fingers crossed for your digital tomorrow! I find they tend not to be as sensitive, but if they’ve picked up on it before for you then definitely worth a go!

Haha sperm slip n slide @taytay2020 😂😂 That made me laugh!

I know what you mean with the film flubber @Sparklingwine1 😂 Sorry to hear you’re having a confusing cycle! What are your charts looking like now?

Hi ladies,

He left me. Haha.

So I’ll be hopping on my broom now and flying away.
Good luck to you all. I hope you all have happy, healthy, little babies soon for those of you expecting.

For those of you still waiting on your BFPs, keep pushing on, it’ll happen sooner than you think I hope!

Love to all 🥰

@Peachycream so sorry you are leaving us! Completely understand though and sending you lots of love 🥰

it's most definitely his loss. These last couple of months speaking to you, I can definitely tell what an amazing woman you are xxxx

Oh @Peachycream 😔
Absolutely his loss, what an arse!?
I’m going to miss the cheese and wine chat we’ve chat every day for the past 2 months!! I hope you find what you deserve, because he is not it! Xx

Thanks lovelies, it’s fine, worse things happen at sea as they say, I just wish the overspill would stop washing up on my shore! Haha

Good luck ladies, I shall leave the thread in your capable hands.

I hope you’re both right, but only time will tell 😊

Oh @Peachycream my lovely, how fucking awful. I’m so so sorry, I knew from your posts you were far too good for him and his actions here have just spoken volumes. You WILL be happy and loved, you’re so young still. I honestly wish you all the absolute best xx

@Peachycream yes he needs to stop littering on your beach - it’s not kind!
Please check back as an when as I’d love to know you’re okay and what you’re up to 🥰

Aww @Peachycream you are definitely better than him!! Head held high, my lovely. You’re an amazing person, it absolutely shines through in your posts.

Good luck for everything In the future - you SO deserve it! 😘😘

@SkeletonSkins it would appear he seems to think I wasn’t good enough, so……I don’t know. I don’t really have any feelings right now. I’m just kinda sitting numb and laughing occasionally at how stupid I’ve been to believe all of the lies. And to be honest, to get to a point where I ended up here, I guess I wanted to believe that us trying and maybe having a baby would fix the problems, as much as I knew that wasn’t true. I’m so so lucky and glad that I’m not now in a situation where this would have effected another innocent person. So I have to look at it that way. I say this now, give me a day or two and I’ll probably have taken to the couch in tears haha.

@HRP1990 it’s really not!
I’ll keep an eye on you all cause I’m invested in all of your lives now 😂 but I won’t be as active as I was as now I have nothing to contribute xxx

Even if you’re just contributing your wit, I’ll be happy to see your name pop up occasionally @Peachycream ❤️

I'm so sorry @peachycream, take care of yourself xx

Sending you the biggest hug @Peachycream ☹️ these times in life where everything is suddenly tipped upside down are just the worst 😢
I really hope you are able to use this as an opportunity to shake things up and piece things back together in a way that's better for YOU! Because as others have said, you sound amazing and like you deserve soooooo much better.

I understand u may not want to stay on this thread but I would love to keep hearing from u too as others have said. We wouldn't all be in this group if it wasn't for u after all xxx

What the bloody @Peachycream, you are a legend and deserve so much better than him!!