TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@paintfairy you're right!! People selling dogs that have been cross bred so many times for like 2k+ I don't understand it!! I don't blame you!! Someone is coming to look at him on Saturday so 🤞🏼

@DKDK123 so sorry you're going through this!! Hand hold and sending you big hugs❤️ it will happen for you!!

@larrythelizard have a lovely weekend away!!

@Minster2012 biggest shagathon ever!!

@InkyPaper it's making me feel so hungry all the time because I'm just craving some taste!!

@Kirky658 please tell me you will let him dress DD up for special occasions! And I'll still be here so I want pictures please 🤣

@KiwiTTC1st that's the cruelest thing, PMS & early pregnancy feel the same then your body taunts you when you get AF. Oh and it just makes you feel shit, anything else?!

@InkyPaper I know right?! Having gone through surrogacy I think I might want to kill them (in the US it's much easier than UK) maybe too easy??

@Haiyaa seeeee all good, @Juno231 is the oracle fear not 😘🤗

@paintfairy if your dog is like @bez91 pleassssseee put pictures 🤣 I have a cockapoo, the original designer mongrel, but he's 8 and so we had him before the stupid hype & prices 🙄. He's still a mongrel though!

@Vil10 it genuinely will be the biggest BONK FEST that will no doubt come to nothing but least it's enjoyable - I can't believe those ladies with shorter cycles are nearly at the end of theirs by this stage!

@Franklydear Bulbasaur it is 🤣

@minster2012 omg definitely, I think I'll get him to dress her for special occasions especially ones where my in laws are present 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kirky658 yessss that's brilliant then be like "well your son chose her outfit" 🤨

Chin chin ladies, happy Friday!

From my castle visit last week

Waiting for Indian takeaway to arrive. Have a fun eve all - in whatever form that fun may be... Curry and wine here 😆

Oooo that's lovely @feliznavidad2 we've just devoured a recipe from @blackcurrantqueen was delicious of a little warm for a warm night 🤣

@feliznavidad2 yummy love a good Indian, enjoy!
@minster2012 cheers to the vino and that looks yummy!

Just been for our second meal out in the hotel, fab meal enjoyed it, chilling watching Netflix now 😎 who knows it might be Netflix and chill 🤣

Loving the food photos ladies 😋 just trying to tolerate hub and BIL drunken conversations right now as I'm being the dedicated driver so thought I'd come on for a little scroll!

My mable has been cut and feeling like she's been dog swapped at the groomers, she's cut all her locks off and she's just not the same dog at the moment 😩😩😩 luckily she'll grow back into her curly ways which we love her for! But here's a comparison pic 🙈

Happy Friday everyone! Hope it's full of 🍆 and 🍷 for many ✨💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

Hit dogs night here

Hot dogs, they are a hit though

Awwww @kaylsd she looks like a little teddy bear 🧸🥰

Oh man @feliznavidad2, I could smash a curry 🤤

@Franklydear, you don’t really hit dogs on a Friday night do you??? Things have taken a dark turn 🤣🤣🤣

Ooooh looks yum @Minster2012, what is it? Warm is good right? Get a little sweat on and cool down! Then you’ll be all ready for some steamy 🍆 later!

@Haiyaa never mind the leather 🙈😂

@Franklydear

Hit dogs night here

The poor little sods, what they done to deserve a smack? 🙈🤣🤣🤣 lighter note isit tinned / jar hot dogs? Used to love having those when I was younger, never prob seen a sausage in its life though

@kaylsd yes, the long ones in a jar, with hot dog buns open on the top with American cheese and keptchup, sometimes fried onion, this are not just hot dogs, there beaten up hot dogs😂

Hey lovelies-just attempting to catch up properly lol.

Thanks @Minster2012 it's been nice getting away but I think lockdown made me forget how much effort it is!! We had a couple of days away for Peppa Pig World and at the coast then I had a spa day/night with my mum and auntie which was amazing and my first night away from LO who is now 3!!
How are you doing? Saw you say you're hoping to get moved to get within the stamp duty break-that will be brill if you can although I was reading up until September it's a staggered return to normal prices but if it can be done this month even better!
Just seen you're knee deep in ewcm at the mo, go you!! Hopefully even if ovulation is delayed after the mc the fact your body is doing all the right things so soon means it wasn't just a fluke and you'll be back to ovulating like a pro soon 🥰

Hi and welcome to @feliznavidad2 and @KiwiTTC1st, I'm a long term lingerer on the bus-managed to catch the egg after about 17months ttc with a mmc in that time and am currently 32 weeks but I just can't keep away from these amazing ladies.

@Vil10 sorry to read you've got covid, what a shitter, at least by the sounds of it you're in top form to fight it off-and at least the weather should make isolation slightly more bearable.

@DKDK123 that's ridiculous that they don't 'count' before 6 weeks, so sorry you're having such a battle.

@Crazydoglady123 and @Madeoftea it seems twins are like buses on this bus lol. Huge congratulations!

@Sunbird24 I can't help with the aspirin from ovulation but due to a condition in my previous pregnancy I was put onto 150mg but told only to start after 12 weeks so wondering if 75mg is the 'standard' dosage for pre that??

Xxx

Jealous of those eating curry, drinking wine and getting 🍆 I'm being healthy and AF putting a stop to anything else. Contemplating life why I've signed up to do a colour obstacle course tomorrow, unfit right now!

@Franklydear @kaylsd oooh I do like one of those cheap hot dogs, guilty pleasure... they're about 22% chicken I think 🙈

@bez91 they’re like big frankfurters, not reading the ingredients, head firmly in the sand

Hope you're all enjoying your evenings. Lush looking pics 🥰

Another enjoyable thread here:

Tell us a secret that no one else knows? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4261705-Tell-us-a-secret-that-no-one-else-knows

[quote notyetamumbuttrying]Hope you're all enjoying your evenings. Lush looking pics 🥰

Another enjoyable thread here:

Tell us a secret that no one else knows? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4261705-Tell-us-a-secret-that-no-one-else-knows[/quote]
Is Dave the next Hugh Hefner on that thread? #whosdonedave 🤣🤣🤣🙈

@Franklydear those are the best ones hun, got me wanting one myself.. may just have a spontaneous trip to Tesco tomorrow for supplies

@bez91 it's like the burger hype those years ago made with horse meat... those hotdogs are the way forward whether they are made from chicken eyes and pig trotters yum 🤣🙈

@kaylsd lol I think so! I don't think I've done a Dave before, can't remember tbh 😆

[quote notyetamumbuttrying]@kaylsd lol I think so! I don't think I've done a Dave before, can't remember tbh 😆 [/quote]
I was thinking the same, I've had an ex called Alun before though.. 😳

@Kirky658 I hope you got the Netflix & chill hot pregnancy sex! You look absolutely gorgeous on your Insta

Oh no poor Mable @kaylsd it will be lovely again in a week or 2! How often do you get her cut?

@Franklydear love a hot dog not had one for ages, good shout!

@Haiyaa it's a cod stew effectively with paprika & chilli, dead simple & warming! And it got me steamy 😂🍆🙌🏻

@Crazydoglady123 you survived Peppa pig world!! Yeyyyy, how was your time away afterwards? The house purchase looks like we should get it in for the 30th June which is great, but our house sale will be a bit behind that so we aren't moving in straight away

@bez91 oh god yes your colour run!! You really need to stop signing up to things after wine! No honestly though, good luck & we need pics!

@kaylsd @notyetamumbuttrying ive done a Dave! He was a dick & cheated on me 🙄

In other news my SIL sent me her 12 week scan pic today, which I knew from her being 2 weeks ahead of me, still gutting. And also DH went to pub with a friend & he came back & told me they are pregnant & had a scan this week so same timing. I'm genuinely so happy for them, it's been a long time coming but I still can't help but think "that should be me in 2 weeks" 😩urgh

However just had really hot sex to cover this gloop of ewcm...when will it end?!

Ps, does anyone else (whilst legs still all usually) go straight to their tracking apps & log "sex, unprotected" like it's a reward sticker???
Cant just be me 🤣🤔

@Dollybird89 you with us lovely? Bit quiet, you ok?