TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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Possible early AF here, not due until Monday (and that will be 28days) got some mild cramping in lower stomach/upper pelvic area and just been to the loo and there's a mark of some sort - it sure how to describe the colour as it's not EWCM or blood it's like a tinged pink if that makes sense and not loads... 🤷🏽‍♀️
I currently feel like AF is coming and I feel bloated to high heaven!

@Lexber tiny bit of pink could be implantation bleeding 😃 don’t lose hope!

[quote Haiyaa]@Lexber tiny bit of pink could be implantation bleeding 😃 don’t lose hope![/quote]
I feel like going home with a hot water bottle and snuggling on the sofa for my dinner hour and sleeping.
Really feeling meh and shattered. And ridiculously mardy right now!!

FML I need a shake!!

@haiyaa yes definitely slap a coworker, DH, whatever is at hand 🤣

Oh god @Vil10 that's so annoying on your house search, but yeyyyy for getting back out & to the gym

So the 17th is a great day for lots of ppl! 🤞🏻🙌🏻

@Lexber you aren't out yet def not we are here for you. The hand, repetitive stress? We need a picture of you doing that arm exercise @Juno231 said, I can't look at it without picturing a guy on steroids doing "SWANS" 🤣but you need a shake so I'm shaking you!!

@notyetamumbuttrying oooo Monday for yours too so can you focus on that rather than you know what?! We d been lucky in that our estate agents & us know a really good surveyor so we got ours very quickly done on our new house & the estate agents fixed up our buyers with the one they use

@Haiyaa that's so good about your mentor, it makes things so much easier I think

@Minster2012 yeah that's true! Ooh that is lucky! 🍀

@Lexber @Haiyaa ha yeah my ulnar nerve made me end up at the physios last year. Slept with a brace and everything cause my arm hurt so much and I avoided using it to the point where my left arm got stronger than my right despite me being right handed...

My hand tingles seem to have eased up a little @Juno231
bit I feel so tired I've come home for lunch and to work from here for the rest of the day. Called for cat food on the way and kids have curry for tea (they will be pleased) as I feel to tired to cook - assuming it's from last night tbh!

I know I'm tired as I just tried to slam my boot door closed and somehow hot the top of my head - the corner too! Fuck!! That's me having a nap !
Thankfully I started early so can finish at 4, so only an hour worth of work left to do today

17th is a good day, it's my boy's 2nd birthday!

Haha @Juno231 hadn't realised you were a physio 😂

Ohhh I hate a wasp @Minster2012 we need a really cold winter again to kill them all off! They literally do nothing useful either other than eat one specific type of aphid.

Sounds like a positive meeting @Haiyaa

Ah fucker @Lexber let's hope it's the elusive implantation bleeding 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 you were up most of the night won't you so no wonder you're shattered and feeling meh!

Oh annoying on the house front @Vil10, hopefully something comes up soon.

I would like to win the lottery to buy a house I've seen on at £1.6M please?! So universe, if you're listening, that's three asks please - baby, new job and now the lottery too! Surely it'll oblige me at least one of them?!

Also feeling sorry for myself for no reason what so ever so hot myself some nice food - damn you slimming world! I avoided the chocolate which I would have loved and got some fruit platters - on offer £1.87 (down for £2.50) same for the watermelon slices.
I can't get enough of watermelon this last couple of days I've eaten loads and the small pot I had this morning in the office tasted immense!
The ice cream is healthier and on offer too for £3 a tub so in the freezer they go! 🤟🏼 may have a little bit later Altho I weigh tomorrow so may save it until tomorrow - I will see how much of a mardy cow I am 🤣🤣🤣

@larrythelizard just been loo again as I got home and nothing!
It's odd as I feel moist (only way I can describe it, if you know you know) but when I wiped post pee nothing?! Wondering if it's a bit of EWCM?
Feck knows I've given up thinking.. 💤

@Lexber I'm really hopeful for you! I'm doing intermittent fasting this week so I'm on day 3 of one meal a day but omg I'd love some watermelon...

[quote Juno231]@Lexber I'm really hopeful for you! I'm doing intermittent fasting this week so I'm on day 3 of one meal a day but omg I'd love some watermelon...[/quote]
Going to Tesco for cat for when hungry = 2 tubs of watermelon and 3 fruit platters 🤣🤣

Power nap done, back to work.. Altho I can already feel it won't be very productive for the last hour.
I nearly have in and brought a test, but instead I have ordered a twin pack of FRER off Amazon, not that I plan to use them yet lol

Hang in there @Lexber and try not to think, it never helps! I go by @bez91's mantra to ignore all symptoms until 10DPO (and given my LP is 10 days at most it's sort of working for me!!)

I went to Tesco for a snack whilst I wasn't in town earlier and managed to avoid crisps and chocolate and bought mango instead so I'm with you on the fruit binge!

@Juno231 it really is, it's crazy at the minute!! Thankyou x

@notyetamumbuttrying do you have a move in date yet??x

@Lexber it could be implantation🤞🏼

@Minster2012 I feel like we're never going to find anything it's so frustrating!!

@Haiyaa glad all went well with your mentor and that she understands!

@larrythelizard hahaha you sound like me, I'm always on right move and don't put a maximum price filter on and then like to browse at all the mega expensive houses that I can't afford😂

Did anyone see that Stacey Solomon is pregnant? She put on her story too that they'd been trying a while and she'd had a few miscarriages at 5+ weeks so they'd kinda given up hope and then it happened!! Thought it would give a boost to anyone on here in need of one❤️

@Vil10 completion date is aug/sept as it's a new build.
Yeah saw that about her today too. Lovely for them!

@Lexber if I went to the shops I'd have come away with more than that 🤣did you get a nap after hitting your head? But not directly after as that's bad for concussion right! Aghhh just read you did! And FRERs!

@Vil10 I hadn't seen that but that's lovely news, I really like them

@larrythelizard def get one out of 3, cos the universe is fair right?!

Intermittent fasting I gotta say @Juno231 sounds awful. I don't know how you can do that & WFH!

Cramping here, but kind of above just my right leg 🤣😂and in the dress I'm wearing I look more pregnant than I ever did pregnant so bloating too 😩

@Minster2012 a cheeky 15 minutes worked wonders.
Finished work now and kids are fed so relax time eating watermelon 🤣

Usually I'm no where near as well behaved in Tesco, esp when hungry!

Oh yeah the universe is renowned for being fair @Minster2012...!

Absolutely @larrythelizard so you'll be fine! But if you win the lottery you have to send a bit to the bus 🤣

@Lexber I'm horrendous in Tesco. Full stop 🤣

Prepped for next month

@Lexber let's hope is not af,
@Juno231 I can't do that ever,17th is a good day
@Minster2012 stars align for the house move

Cd24, and anything could happen, moist is the word, upset tummy, hardly are anything I just can't, and I can't tolerate the smell of coffee, so tea all day, lightening boobs again and as the weather is cloudy and murky, asthma not improving, haven't been sick today though

@Vil10 freedom is almost here 🥳 that is me on Rightmove! I look most days with no intention to move after finally finishing our house reno, I do eventually want to get into property development so I say to DH it's market research 😆

@larrythelizard I think your 3 wishes are reasonable requests 😊

@Lexber hope it's not AF 🤞🏼

Looks like everyone on a healthy fruity kick today. My meal prep has helped massively this week, arm workout tonight 💪

@Vil10 glad you both passed it ok
@bez91 does banana bread count in there? my friend made me a loaf, my technique needs to improve

@Vil10 yaaaasss freedoms so close you can almost taste it!! 🤞🏼

@Lexber im thinking positively for a bit of implantation!

@Minster2012 loving the prep 😂

@Juno231 that appt will be here before you know it 🤞🏼 hopefully they'll get the ball rolling quickly!

Not much to update here, DD is officially covid negative, I've got some tablets off the GP today to try and settle the nausea, however I've had them before as sleeping tablets when I did nights and they make me feel super groggy so I'm not sure they're going to help when I get woken at 5 every morning 🥴

6dpo! Things are finally happening down there, I can pee on stuff again 😂 Honestly, time is flying these days. Feels like I POAS every two weeks...

Did I even mark my spot on this bus? It 500s too late for that? 😂