TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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1 am sat in bed after a toilet trip crying for no reason 👍🏼 snottiest than I was before 🤦🏽‍♀️ FFS

(Awake as oh blood sugars are low and taking forever to rise so worried about him and so tired)

@lexber hope you and your DH are OK? Xx

Oh @Lexber if I had one of my non sleeping nights I could keep you company, hope oh will be ok
@Minster2012 the uncomfortable vag, it comes and goes, woke up today completely fine, sore boobs, but still bloated, forcing some breakfast in

He's fine guys, woke high typically!! Thanks for asking ❤️
He's type 1 diabetic and the heat is causing issues... I think I got to sleep about 2, work will be fun today...🤣

@Lexber that doesn't sound fun, I really do hope those symptoms are the real deal & you are ok at work too (obs that OH is ok but you said he is 🤣)

@Franklydear glad you are feeling better & also hope those are proper symptoms

@Clairey844 I'm not sure if I'll have any fanny left after this month, another smiley face this morning so that's 300 (no it's 17!) so gonna stop now! I think I had some OV pains on Sunday Monday so gonna take that as either it or it didn't make it to pop out 🤞🏻

@feliznavidad2 really pleased you are better too and I'm literally washing ever day I'm so fed up of it!

No news here other than the survey on our own house this morning, just waiting for the chap, so that will be fun with DS & dogs too! I also got stung by a wasp yesterday, bastard

@Franklydear were you up all night reading it?! 😜
@Minster2012 ha glad you approve! How funny is that thread 😂
@Vil10 I hope so too! None today so far 😬
Glad you're feeling better gorgeous 🤗
@feliznavidad2 glad you're feeling better too!
@Lexber loving the descriptive symptoms 😆 hope it all pans out! 🤞🏾
Glad Dh is ok now!
@Minster2012 well done keeping going with the tests, don't blame you for stopping with them now tho.
Good news about the survey! Our buyer doesn't seem to have booked hers yet but we have ours scheduled on the new house for Monday! So 🤞🏾they value it at asking! As it's a new build we got loads of incentives rather than a reduced price. Stamp duty, money towards deposit etc.
Ooh ouch to the wasp sting, hope you're ok 🤕

@Minster2012 good luck on the survey but sorry to hear about the wasp!

Got a text reminder about my appointment on the 17th and I'm so relieved - I had started doubting myself thinking maybe I misremembered and there was no next appointment booked lol.

FW starting today (at the latest, I've been lazy) but it will just be a token effort this time, I can't be bothered and it clearly doesn't make a difference anyway!

@Juno231 the 17th is a good day honey! (Hopefully). I know what you mean about FW! We still gave it a go even with knowing I was down regging 7 days later...still came on of course, but you have to try don't you. Really hope this appointment can get the ball rolling on interventions! Are you hoping to do ivf?

@juno231 I've got my vaccine on the 17th so I feel a good day for us both ❤️😘

@notyetamumbuttrying yes I'm hoping to jump on that IVF bandwagon - I don't think we've got much of chance without it otherwise. I'm really intrigued to know if I'll get put on long/short protocol, I have no clue what my AFC is etc so I'm just hungry for more info/next steps at this point.

@Kirky658 oh yay! and it's @notyetamumbuttrying OTD plus a bunch of ladies on another thread I'm on have IVF appointments that day so I'm hoping it will be a great day for all of us

@Juno231 it's gonna be a bumper of a day!! Do you know your amh?

@feliznavidad2 Thankyou!! Glad to hear you're feeling slightly better too! Definitely, I messaged my pt and said don't be expecting a miracle off me, I might still be coughing and spluttering😂

@Lexber glad you're OH is okay, and really hoping your symptoms are positive!!

@Minster2012 all exciting on the house front, we still haven't found anything, any time we see something we like and make a viewing, we get a phone call a day later saying they've accepted an offer so they're cancelling all viewings😩 not so good on the wasp sting, little bastards!

@notyetamumbuttrying I feel like Im so invested in your journey, think we might've started on this thread at similar time and I can't wait to see the outcome!! Hope the survey goes well!!

@Juno231 the 17th will be a good day!!

@notyetamumbuttrying low 20s I think it was - maybe 20 or 22?

@vil10 oof that's a hot property market in your area then! Things have definitely slowed down where I am. Glad you're feeling better and well done for carrying on exercising whilst ill.

@Vil10 yeah we did 😊you're so sweet! I hope I don't disappoint 🤪 thanks for the luck! How annoying with your house search, it's cutthroat out there!
@Juno231 that's amazing!! I'm sure your afc will match then, lots of eggs for fertilising!

Currently sat in the office alone (so I've put bohemian rhapsody on the big tv for background noise/music) and i have chuffing pins and needles in my hand which is not ideal when you work on a laptop...
any tips to relieve it?! It's my left hand and tingling like hell!!

@lexber whole hand or the pinky side of it?

I'd say mainly ring finger and pinky finger. Feels like someone is tickling me from the inside of my hand 🤣🤣🤣

@lexber I get pins and needles loads and find the only relief is to either stamp my foot or slap my hand against something hard 🤣

[quote Kirky658]@lexber I get pins and needles loads and find the only relief is to either stamp my foot or slap my hand against something hard 🤣[/quote]
I've tried sitting on it, rubbing it, holding it against a coffee cup to warm it and even politely asking it to fuck off....

@Lexber I get it loads if I've been using the phone at work too much with my left hand. My left little finger literally goes numb. 😬

Yeah I get that sometimes if I've had lots of hand use, today I really haven't 🤷🏽‍♀️
If anything as I'm tired I'm a little slow and right handed so mainly used that hand? Odd.. but annoying lol xx

@lexber do some ulnar nerve stretches - I'd recommend these two

@Juno231 hehe that last one is what I did as a kid 😝

🤣🤣🤣 @Kirky658 “slap something hard” can that include uncooperative DH’s or annoying coworkers? Ya know, for “science” 😂😂😂😂

I get tingles too, might try those exercises next time, thanks @Juno231. Or just a hard slap to the nearest bystander 😂

Ugh, wasps are the worst @Minster2012! Bees…. Love them. Wasps…. Fuck off back the the fiery hell from whence you spawned! Hope the survey went ok.

Had a meeting with my clinical mentor today and told her I’m pregnant because my moods are NOT under control at the moment. Explained about my miscarriage and demonstrated my point by bursting into fucking tears. She’s been cool though, has had one herself which was oddly nice to hear, I suppose because she “gets it”, anyway she has basically said so what I need to do to protect my physical/emotional health which is good.