TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Franklydear what's the cake? Looks amazing!

@notyetamumbuttrying Greg’s? Omg, my actually Greek baker would have your head, lovely flaky pastry with cream cheese feeling, and a soft lemon merengue tart, all made less than an hour before eating
I won’t be poasing early either, it’s not worth the anguish

@larrythelizard I read your mind, cheese filling, I meant

Ooooh yum @Franklydear!

I think I felt ov pains yesterday so should get on it tonight but have a sniff of a possible new job on almost 3x my current salary so I'm a bit torn...! Not sure i expect either to actually come off though!

@larrythelizard may the universe give what you need, both?

@larrythelizard I'm with @franklydear on this one, sometimes the universe works everything out for you when you least expect it!

OMG @larrythelizard
I win the strava DTD prize?! I didn't prepare a speech or anything?!!
Amazing 👑them reward stickers you see, incentive 🤣**@notyetamumbuttrying, you see I'm still actually in the honeymoon phase of TTC 🤣not kicked in the vag @Haiyaa though it did throb a bit yesterday 🤣the cup is getting a lot of use @Crazydoglady123 but I seem to have lost the knack for catching lake spermo 🙄🤪that's why I've been practising

@Vil10 I def could've, just frustrating to not get the static on CB so im assuming not

And def send that email @Juno231, it just means you stick out as being a bit different & are on their minds, it can't do any harm 🤞🏻

We could run a "don't buy from here" and "recommend here" bit @paintfairy @Kirky658 starting with DFS & oak furniture land

@Somatronic that's so annoying about the cyber attack f ing things up, but I'm intrigued as to what you do now!

Ps @notyetamumbuttrying I could kill my DH often, without progesterone 🤣😱

@Franklydear sick 3 times, crying on the bus?! @notyetamumbuttrying first you say but you are due this weekend right?? So could be you!

@paintfairy I would love to add you to the "pregnant before intervention" list 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Very true ladies @Franklydear @Kirky658 I'll be kicking myself for not 🍆🍆🍆 if the job goes nowhere!

@larrythelizard we said it before...would a male candidate think "oh his I think I ovulated last night & we are trying so best not go for that job"errrr nope. 🤔so go for it

@larrythelizard, @Minster2012 is right, when dh got offered his promotion, he considered many things, but whether I was/could be pregnant soon wasn’t one of them, at all

Yes true @Minster2012 @Franklydear but they're also less like to take 9 months maternity! It's a promotion and leaving the company I've worked at for 11 years so I do think it's an outside chance so thank you all very much for the head wobble.

Now I just need DH to stop arsing about downstairs...i would like to go to sleep as I'm up at 6 in the morning!

Yes, and if less than a year in the job could be am issue, @larrythelizard, but my mum in law always says you cannot live on what ifs...

Awww @Crazydoglady123 lovely scan, really happy for you ❤️

@Minster2012 pesky progesterone is a biiiiiitch

@Juno231 good luck! You so deserve something positive right now, everything crossed for the job 🤞🏼

@InkyPaper @franklydear hope the nausea eases (or doesn't if it means a bean!) and good luck with any tests! ✨

I have been keeping up just been so busy back at school and half term was knackering! Hugs to anyone I've missed x

@larrythelizard but if it's much better salary you could take home more the rest of the year to cover the mat then still be in a good position. Def with @Franklydear here, you can't live by "but oh what if that happens"

@Franklydear whoopsie! And he'd be right to! I defo read that wrong 🤪 sounds bloody delicious! I had a Mediterranean dinner tonight. Aubergines, feta, chorizo veg pasta, was yummy!
@Minster2012 ah the honeymoon phase of ttc, I remember those heady days! 🤩
Ha, mine doesn't usually annoy me that much, but I could've dropped kick him today 😆
Not sure when I'm due on but not due to test until next week.
@larrythelizard tough decisions, I'm sure you'll make the right one though x

@notyetamumbuttrying even for me, he uses home flavours, olive oil on everything, garlic and peppers on every pie and continental cakes, I try not to go too often, it is quite pricey, you get what you pay for, and I dread to think how many calories was my lunch🙈 but I might not otherwise have eaten and had a salad for dinner, so balanced, right....

Even better for me, .... I can’t type all my words today

@notyetamumbuttrying ha no I meant when I'd @Franklydear due on, yours should be held by your medication, you have to test! Why not just drop kick him anyway "hormones" you see, you are technically PUPO so get away with it?!

@Minster2012 in theory Saturday, but ovulation cramps didn’t play ball this month, so don’t really know....
@notyetamumbuttrying if you kick him, is he likely to kick back, specially pupo? Nothing to lose....

@Franklydear & I are on the same wavelength! Def give him a kick whilst PUPO whilst you can. Gotta be a benefit to the hormones

@Franklydear and are you going to leave testing even if these sick spells keep on?

Ps I just got another reward sticker, how many is it we have to collect before we can cash them in for a baby?!! 🏆🏅

Hmmm, I don’t know, but as I have a lot of phlegm in my lungs, that comes up with coughing (side effect no one sits near me on the bus, yei) it is possible that that is it, also been sick before on pms, no trusting it, I’ll wait to at least be technically late,
@notyetamumbuttrying find an article that suggest that repressing anger is bad for the bean, he’ll only be doing his bit

Whoop to the free bus seat! Ok I know the trolls have been at you before @Franklydear

@Minster2012 I'd settle for any bloody list. 🤣 Really need to dtd but my bits are not feeling favourable.
@Juno231 @notyetamumbuttrying @Crazydoglady123 horse camp! 😆
@Kirky658 yeah if you want something doing, sort it yourself! Covid is an excuse for everything though and it's annoying.
@Minster2012 add wren kitchens to the don't use list. 🙄

@paintfairy ooo are we talking about kitchen suppliers ? If so howdens are also a definite no 🤣

@lucyrp DH used to work for howdens before taking over the family company & it was the cushiest job ever 🤣I was so jealous. However needing a new kitchen in the future I'm taking note @paintfairy wren off too. If your bits aren't feeling it then don't force it

Happy hump day ppl, I'm in bed watching glow up 😃