TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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Amazing @Crazydoglady123 so very happy for you 🥰

@Crazydoglady123 omg I bet! Being left out in the big bad normal world now, eek! You'll be fine tho 😘 I've decided I won't test until next week, it's just not worth the squinting or being told I'm just too early etc 😝
@Haiyaa haha nah can't be doing with those cheapies! Never bought them.
@Kirky658 haha sort of thing I would do tbf 😆
@Minster2012 all good thanks. Progesterone kicking my butt tho! In a foul mood 🤪 you still keeping up your dtd schedule?

Ahhhh the progesterone, the thing that we all want if we think we are failing then when we have it it's f ing horrendous 🤣😱

Yup lots of DTD here see attached, so if ive ovulated we are def covered if not we've enjoyed (for the most part!) there will be more today too 🤣

Didn't tag @notyetamumbuttrying ooops

Yesssss @Crazydoglady123 what a fab photo! Congratulations 🥳🥳🥳

😂😂😂 @Kirky658!

@Crazydoglady123 amazing!! You must be so happy!!x

@Kirky658 hahaha brilliant! I did something similar last year for my OH's 30th, I got him a personalised tumbler for his benny and hots and I didn't change the personalisation, so it came saying "happy 30th birthday Dave" 😂 also do I have you on Instagram??

@blackcurrantqueen hahaha knocking on the door, excuse me Kirky658 is not happy😂

@Minster2012 you could've ovulated!! And you're definitely covered you little sex animal😂

@Minster2012 I literally want to murder dh, I really hope I don't as my confession will be found on here 😆
Wow wee, lots of dtd indeed! Go you tigress 🐯

@Minster2012 omg you star I totally missed that email template! Will def use it today xxx (and christ that's a lot of BD!!)

@2020mission omg what bumholes for doing that! Yes this would be 30 + 8

@Crazydoglady123 what a beautiful scan and congratulations for graduating to the NHS! I'm so happy for you

@Kirky658 ha btw I ordered a sofa from lounge co in October and am still waiting for it... was meant to be delivered in January!

Crikey @Minster2012, think you’ve definitely covered it - do you feel like you’ve been kicked in the vag like me after all that 🍆🍆🍆🤣🤣🤣

God I'm so behind!
@Minster2012 @larrythelizard There are photos of my dog on Instagram. He doesn't have 5 legs. He is a dog. Just not an actual dog. 🤣 We love him.
@Haiyaa sounds promising! Fingers crossed!
@notyetamumbuttrying great news for you! The sore throat is a sign by the way.......
@Crazydoglady123 yay. All brilliant. See! Knew it would be. Great news.
@Kirky658 I think everyone is behind. We had a few things from them and they were on time but this was a couple of years back. The table split later and the swapped it for a brand new one. Never had any issues so I can't complain. Crappy sofa from DFS on the other hand......

And I now can't remember who else said what because I've read like 10 pages. 🤣
Nothing happening here. Not even dtd since last month. I go away Thursday too! So I'll be quiet for a bit.

@paintfairy where are you off to btw?

@vil10 least it isn't just me 🤣 I'm not sure actually if you do, my profile pic is of me standing in a black dress in front of a bath?!

@paintfairy @juno231 honestly you want furniture delivered sometimes you're best doing it yourself am I right 🤣

Thanks @Kirky658! Omg baby brain is real! The amount of times I drove off with my purse on the roof of my car when I was pregnant with DS. It's honestly the best excuse ever 🤣

@blackcurrantqueen I know, it's just so hard. Especially my friend just having a MC. My heart is literally breaking for her. I think the progesterone gets easier. I feel more used to it now, no bloating but a bump coming along so in baggy tops or loose dresses

Thank you @Minster2012 @bez91 @larrythelizard @Vil10 @Juno231

@Minster2012 I think you've definitely covered this cycle 🤣 glad the cups getting lots of use 👏

Thanks @paintfairy. We haven't DTD since mid March 🙈 Where are you off to?

@notyetamumbuttrying when's your OTD again?

@Kirky658 I found you!!

@vil10 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@paintfairy ooh where you off to?
@Crazydoglady123 17th June.
Did the progesterone kick your butt too? I'm so raging at nothing and can't concentrate on work today. TF I'm not busy but I still need to be getting on with stuff but just can't! 😩

I've been following the bus but hadn't much to contribute so apologies that I haven't commented on people's news!

So several weeks later and our health service is still banjaxed from the cyber attack so I still can't get the 21 day bloods I was meant to do last month at the GP. I can get them done at the women's hospital but that is a big long trek across town and I'm not sure how many more appointments I can get away with at work without arousing suspicion! It takes half a day to get over there and back. I was there last week and I'll have another 3 appointments in the next 3 weeks including the bloods. I don't want to tell my boss because I remember her making unkind remarks about another colleague who had fertility issues and travelled abroad for treatment. I work in a very macho/ego-driven sector so I try to keep my business private.

Anyway I'm glad I can get the bloods done even if it is inconvenient and will probably cause issues at work.

@Minster2012 that chart is amazing. The fanny would be falling off me if I was at it that much! I'm just about managing every second day during the FW. Definitely need to up my game

You know on Strava you can win the 'local legend' badge? I think that's @Minster2012 for DTD!!

@larrythelizard I love that comparison 🤣🤣🤣 bloody addicted to Strava, or rather I was till I stopped running 😩

I am feeling better and worse, if that makes sense, less rotten lungwise, but been sick 3 times today, can't face food so I treated myself to the local Greek bakery, I feel like I have a basketball in my stomach...
@Crazydoglady123 see? You're making me cry on the bus, @notyetamumbuttrying you next
It's too early to poas on anything expensive, I don't have much faith on the cheapies, cd 22

I forgot to attach the pic
I introduced the guys today to Judas priest! They already new motley crew and van Halen

@Crazydoglady123 oh how lovely!! Glad all went well at the scan ♥️

@Franklydear aww that sucks about the sickness, hope that eases off soon! That bakery food looks amazing 🤤

I am struggling a bit today. Woke up feeling nauseated, which eases off when I eat something. Trying not to feel hopeful - it's probably just IBS acting up or AF incoming...but wouldn't it be something if it wasn't? I've no idea if I've ovulated or not but I've decided that if AF doesn't show I'll test on the 19th June. Think I'll get some FRERs in as I can't bear to see 'not pregnant' on a CB again 🙈 (it's definitely gonna be a BFN)

@Franklydear ah don't cry! I'm not peeing on any sticks anytime soon, sorry folks 😆
How was the Greggs?

@InkyPaper good luck for next week then honey x