TWINS?! Oh f**k! 😱 avoiding those 🧀🍆& banging in camper vans; it’s TTC bus 42

[Minster2012]

So ladies. You thought you got rid of me eh? Like the omnipresent flashing smiley face on the joker clear blue sticks you can’t get past I’m BACK! 🤡😄

The agency driver did the most amazing job I tried to offer a permanent job but apparently temping is much more lucrative & she’s got a gig elsewhere much better paid than driving you reprobates so you a stuck with me I’m afraid, like that rash you’ve been meaning to go to the doctors about or a guy with a cheesey dick you really need to have a conversation with but can’t bring yourself too 🤪�hthank you so much @larrythelizard

We’ve reserved a bench seat each for our newest 2 sets of bus twins, but don’t worry there’s still room for more!

So get those cheese dicks 🧀🍆washed & prepped, park up the camper van, ditch the whey powder & join the team for the banging game!

The price of your bus pass is an embarrassing story please, doesn’t have to go be TTC related and nothing is TMI here so let’s hope the ride (bus not banging) doesn’t take long 🤞🏻🙌🏻

This is where dogs, dicks & chat go hand in hand as we navigate the stormy seas of TTC.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs
April 5 BFPs
May 4 BFPs

And we’ve gone bumper with a twins section...
@madeoftea
@crazydoglady

Roll on the summer

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@Crazydoglady123 it must he really hard to try not think of the worst when your friends have had that bad news so I won't say try not to worry as it'll be impossible. I'll just say we're all 100% here hand holding when you need it and sending all the positive vibes in the world your way for tomorrow. 🤞

It's normal to be nervous. Just take it day by day. As we all keep saying, today you are pregnant, today is all good @Crazydoglady123 x

@Crazydoglady123 hand hold here for you, all will be alright ❤️

@kaylsd @polkadotpixie @bez91 @Kirky658 thank you for the advice ladies! GP called me during my interview so I couldn't pick up but he was nice enough to call back later! Prescribed me with 7 days worth of fluconazole but apparently you can't take it when ttc... So I might hold off until CD1 to take it? BTW the chat about probiotics reminded me that back home you'd slap some kefir equivalent on the foof!

@DKDK123 that is so so lovely of your boss ❤️

@Kirky658 haha aww bless ya, I'm 32 so I had the Pfizer one 😄

@DKDK123 that was so sweet of your boss to do that, not surprised it made you a bit teary!

@Juno231 hope your interview went well!

Awwww @DKDK123 that's super sweet of your boss and very thoughtful pleased it made you feel better

@kaylsd well good luck if you do POAS, I will dr check out that Netflix recommendation

@feliznavidad2 enter the scarecrow comp!! Do it, I'm moving out of the village but only 2 miles away so I'm still organising a big picnic/event with entertainment for after i leave! Love your weeing on a stick in secret 🤣

@Crazydoglady123 oh darling I totally understand the fear, the scaniexty, when you know many of us, and ppl you know who have had issues it's so hard. We are all rooting for those babies for you 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Juno231 goes from interview chat to slapping kefir on your foof in one sentence! Love it, let's hope for that interview you smashed it!

Evening all hope your all well.. my attention span has been terrible lately so struggling to keep up on the bus.

@minster2012 I completed the may squats but decided against the June ones for now as issues with my foot .. at drs tomorrow for an assessment
@haiyaa ... Awesome news on the test front ... Hope it's getting nice and snuggly now ☺️

As for me and my weird cycles I'm on cd66 and had very faint spotting for last two days and slight cramps last week.. so far this year my cycles are on average 110 days so this is really early for anything to be happening so I'm even more confused now! Fertility clinic on 31st July so just waiting and tapping my foot impatiently 🤷

@Crazydoglady123 good luck today!!! 🥰💕
Thanks so much for asking, I'm ok taking it one day at a time, I've got a 7 week scan on Sunday so I will hopefully feel I can relax a little bit after that..
In myself I'm completely exhausted, sleeping terribly and a bit nauseous but no sick yet.
How are you doing? X

Thanks ladies! Love that motto @larrythelizard! Scans at 10.20 so not long to wait.

@blackcurrantqueen not long now for you to wait! You sound similar to me apart from I sleep like a log a night other than waking to pee. Haven't been sick yet but feeling super nauseous in the afternoon/evening (what dumbass called it morning sickness 🤣). Are you starting to show yet?

@Crazydoglady123 good luck today, everything will be fine ( I’ll have a tone of karma back when it’s my turn and I can’t calm down)
@Dollybird89 🤞🏻For a shorter cycle, what’s happening with your foot? glad you already have an assessment due

@franklydear.. been having pain when I walk in outer side (like from little toe back to ankle) and now got 2 lumps in arch of same foot . I'm hopeful for a shorter cycle but no idea if I've ovulated or not 🤷🤦

@Dollybird89 glad you’re getting that checked out, on the cycles I only know that I know nothing

You've got this @Crazydoglady123 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

And @blackcurrantqueen Sunday is not far off at all, it'll be here before you know. Hang in there 💕

Foot sounds mega painful @Dollybird89 I don't blame you for not doing June squats! Hopefully they can sort you out.

I've been to the gym this morning and now I'm sat outside the front of my house in the sun, if I go in I'm going to have to start work or do clearing up so this is the much better option!!

Good luck this morning @Crazydoglady123! You and your twinnies have got this! Are you going to pretend you didn’t have the scan last week and are surprised at there being two? 🤣🤣🤣

I bet the days are dragging @blackcurrantqueen! Hope Sunday arrives quickly for you!

Like your plan @larrythelizard, if you can’t see the mess then it doesn’t exist right?

Back to work after my week off in my least favourite practice, seriously can I go back home??? I love my job but this place just sucks balls, big hairy ones attached to a 🧀 🍆 😢

@Crazydoglady123 good luck today sweetheart, you've got this 👋❤️

@CycloGoose it's such a good watch, bit deep with the storyline in parts but it gets you wanting to shout at TV at some points or it did me anyway 🤣🙊

@crazydoglady123 good luck this morning, sure everything will be fab xx

@Sausage1990 I bet you're feeling so much better now there's a plan in place and they've started to get the ball rolling!!

@lucyrp that'll definitely help!! Hope you find something🤞🏼

@Haiyaa maybe I should look into it! It's not like I have it all the time, but I get it really bad whenever I have a cold or anything, it's a right pain! I managed to sleep better last night it wasn't as bad but still sore!

@blackcurrantqueen I thought that, I just hope it doesn't last, it's just making me feel like an unfit lump! Thankyou x

@notyetamumbuttrying hows you're sore throat today??

@larrythelizard I hope it gets out of my body soon!! How was your weekend away?x

@Lexber That's so lovely that he's takin so much notice and wants to be so involved in the whole charting business bless him

@Minster2012 Thankyou!! Any sign of ovulation yet??

@Franklydear you must soldier on then because it's driving me crazy this, I couldn't deal with it everyday!!

@Kirky658 my friend is also 26 weeks pregnant and has covid and she feels absolutely fine, just a little bit of smell lost but that's it, I know it's different for everyone but she's opposite to you, she doesn't want the vaccine whilst pregnant x

@InkyPaper it's driving me insane!! 🤞🏼 they aren't af symptoms!!

@DKDK123 Thats so lovely!!

@feliznavidad2 so many people are saying that about their taste and smell that it takes ages to come back!! Overall I feel fine I'm just losing my shit with not being able to taste anything😂 good going on the run, it'll also keep your mind focussed on weight loss so a distraction from TTC!

@Crazydoglady123 Thankyou lovely!! Good luck today❤️

Been sick again this morning, I have a flare up but that's not one of my symptoms, completely knackered and no cramps at cd 22, super sore boobs and pulling sensation, my body is trolling me cos we are looking at Xmas tickets to go home before they cost £1m

@Vil10 it's my normal, since early teenage,🤷 but when I was pregnant with ds, it all went away, thanks overworked placenta, and I could even run, I mean without sitting on the floor afters

@larrythelizard let's hope not!

@Minster2012 aww thank you 🥰🥰 that's definitely what I feel like though! Finding it hard to sit down normally now my gym ball is going to be making an appearance tonight for sure 😅

@Franklydear @larrythelizard thanks ladies 🥰🥰

@DKDK123 that's so lovely! Wish I had a boss like that 🤣😂

@Franklydear oooh will you test?

@Dollybird89 I used to have tha pain too from squats, turns out it was bad form and went away when I started squatting with my feet turned slightly more outwards. Give it a rest though until it stops hurting as it probably is inflamed now.

@inkypaper thank you! I think they went well, now just have to wait and see.

Ooooh @Franklydear that is all sounding really good. I had pulling (like I was pulling a muscle) when moving around my lower abdomen on Friday and Saturday last week. Will you test if no AF by Saturday? We would be date buddies 😃

Hope you get good news from your interview @Juno231, when will they get back to you?

@Franklydear that all sounds very exciting!! Will you test??

I'll write you a note to be excused if you like @Haiyaa?!

Weekend away was lovely @Vil10 so nice to be somewhere different!

Oh @Franklydear I know you don't want to but you deffo should POAS, did you get those FRERs last time??

Well done @Juno231 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 crossed for you!