The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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Congratulations @katiekatty

Thank you @Haiyaa! Blue dots are right ovary and orange are left ovary and the numbers up the left side of the graph are mm so they can track the growth of the follicles on each ovary at every scan

@Haiyaa yeah it really does! Eek 😬
@Crazydoglady123 did you come up with that chart or was it suggested to you? I like the look of it! So pleased it's all a go for Monday 😀

@notyetamumbuttrying it's my clinics. I took a pic of the computer screen

@Crazydoglady123 ah smart move! Hope mine has something fancy too

Well checking back in & would you look there @Katiekattty congratulations that's fantastic 🥰🥳💓🤗

@Franklydear at least 7 inches, we are still in hair??? Just checking 🤣

@larrythelizard yeah not Cornwall as that's the other side of the country to me too, East Yorkshire near Whitby only 45 mins from me 🤗we go a couple of times a year (usually!)

@bez91 no taste for wine or chocolate 😬😱that's a rubbish Friday definitely

I've just ruined my nice new hair by going in the bath now it's frizzy 🤣

@2alreadywantanother im pleased AF has been kind, have a good weekend

@notyetamumbuttrying is that like a week?! 🤣😂bring it onnnnnnn so exciting!! But the meds are crap but worth it

@Somatronic god I used to get horrendous crippling migraines I think they are one of the most debilitating things, have you got them under control now? That's great you got someone talking sense & I hope you didn't shit yourself??

@Crazydoglady123 that looks great, so is the orange dots where they expect them to go? Ahhh no you answered that, they are fab well done!! Def on course for Monday 🥰🤗

Ah lush @Minster2012 that is also a nice part of the world, my grandparents used to take me to Scarborough when I was little

I've had my eyelashes permed and tinted today and I can't get them wet for 24 hours but am out tonight so eyeliner is necessary - I've put the one that doesn't ever budge so I can sleep in it tonight and where it to a toddler class in the morning 👍🏻

@Katiekattty congratulations!

@Minster2012 I have awful problems with them because of the various hormones I take, Dianette and then Clomid made them a lot worse. They weren't too bad this month. In February and March I had 7 or 8 days a month of them which was horrible. I felt one coming today but took a tablet and slept for a while and I feel better now. Did yours just ease off on their own?

And no, I didn't shit myself No issues yet with the higher dose.

Thank you everyone! Impatiently waiting on DH to come so I can tell him.

@Katiekattty congrats, also on your patience, I would have called him at work by now...

@Kirky658 no just the sinusitis, day 3 of literal face ache and headache so I rang the GP because of the persistent headache tying in with since having the covid jab last week and explained I don't know if it's related because of the sinus issue and they prescribed me some antibiotics to hopefully help clear it. When is your gender announcement, Sunday?

@Somatronic woahh that's weird, was it where you sinuses were draining? That sounds a really good appointment to make you feel positive, I hope the zoom went ok 💩

@Crazydoglady123 you must be so excited, I'm so excited for you! 🤗

Well af is well and truly on her way, rhr has gone down and I've had horrendous cramps today and some spotting, glad that I'm back into routine of my normal cycles though, CD28, and spotting so probs start tomorrow or Sunday, thst bloody pregnacare messing me up!! Made a lovely pad Thai from the pinch of nom book for tea, then whilst I was cleaning up after tea OH had run me a bath, lit the candles, put my pyjamas on the radiator and had a hot chocolate waiting for me on the bath tray!! He's cute sometimes! Hoping I don't feel too bad for my outings this weekend!!

What's everyone else up to for the bank hol?🥂

@bez91 bleurgh that sounds vile, hope the antibiotics help! Well DH's parents have changed their mind and they're coming Sunday now, so we will tell them Sunday but do the proper reveal with the cake on Monday (long story) x

Bloody exhausted 😴 finished the last of the packing ready for moving in the morning, lord help me I have no energy.

@Somatronic it's on Instagram, if you follow Minster I'm on her follower list (sugarplumnatty)

@Katiekattty yay!! Congrats 🥳🥳

@katiekattty congrats. Great lines 😍

@Kirky658 Sunday? They can't change their minds. It'll ruin the plan! Don't they know this?! 🤷‍♀️

@paintfairy DH's parents are OK - I could have worse in laws - but they're a massive pain in the ass. They don't get cake by changing their plans so there loln
@justanothercyster good luck with the move but take it easy hun x

Ps why is it so easy to be awake on days off, but not on work days?

@Kirky658 I've been awake since 5:30. Was woken up by lots of kicks. I'm working today but one of the only days I can actually have a lie in as DS is at his nanny's 🙄

Oh sorry to hear she's being such an arse @Vil10. I know we've talked about this before on this bus but if a man had a period they would so have dealt with how uncomfortable they are!!

Good luck with the move @Justanothercyster - make sure you don't carry any of the heavy stuff, just instruct DH/everyone else to!

Their loss @Kirky658! There's always one set of parents who are trouble aren't there?! For us it's mine, thankfully they're overseas!!

DH is away this weekend so it's just me and DS, I am counting my lucky stars I didn't get too carried away out last night with the girls as he was awake at 5!

Today's playlists: Spotify guesses based on bright sunshiny day🌞

Hey all just checking in. Been laying low to avoid the temptation to symptom spot and obsess over the TWW. Am 7 dpo and feel completly normal. I suspect I'll get my period in a few days. Am trying not to feel too much about anything at the moment.

Congratulations @Katiekattty how exciting.

@Kirky658 no cake is the ultimate punishment! 🤣
@larrythelizard yes you are right. Here its DHs. His mother lives overseas too. Yet somehow manages to cause more commotion than everyone else put together.
@pennysays I always find the first 7 go faster than the second!

I'm about 10dpo today. Its not going too slowly but my body is all over the place and I can't identify what's a symptom anyway. 🤣 All I know is this is the roughest month I've ever had. The stomach pain, trapped wind and feeling just not great is just not really selling this whole thing. I've also been awake since before 3am (not sure what time I fell back to sleep but it was after 5am) and so I'm shattered! 😫

Morning ladies, sun is shining and it's a bank holiday weekend 🌞🌸

@paintfairy I'm sorry you feel tough & it's really weird feelings isn't it that's why you can't symptom spot, the waking is the progesterone I always did that (still am tbh) but on the drugs I often slept in another room as I just couldn't go back to sleep & was waking DH up, it's horrible, have a nap today

@pennysays good approach, fingers crossed you can try stay zen

@Vil10 your OH is too cute

So last night I think we may have scared away some potential buyers...DH & I were being silly pretending to be pirates for X dancing round the kitchen & a car did a blatant drive by up our & our neighbours driveway, drove slowly by kitchen window staring at us & turned around right in front of the window & went. I was trying not to stare at them, hopefully they thought "oh his cute having fun" but prob thought "we can't buy a house off nutcases" 🤔😂the estate agent must have sent some of the pics out as it's not hit the market yet

Congratulations @Katiekattty!

So I caved and tested this morning: BFN. Genuinely don't know why I expected different. Threw myself a little pity party and asked DH if he'd leave me if it gets confirmed I'm infertile. He said no 😅 so I just gotta wait it out until AF shows up, however many days or weeks away that will be.

@minster2012 I'm one of the nutcases dancing in her car so dancing around in your house is fine lol you set to do your squats today? I'm gonna split mine up and doing them gradually throughout the day.
Had a good 🍆 seeing to this morning so I'm ready to take on the day haha.. still got stupid AF.. think she's on her way out slowly though so I'm goooooood.