The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@InkyPaper surely the answer is to POAS then? (it’s always the answer 😂) either a bfp or get started on the next cycle ASAP!

When will they follow up?

@Minster2012 omg that meal sounds immense!! I could devour that!! Good idea on the drink too!that sounds lovely, any thought on where you're going yet? Omg how exciting!!! Literally 2 weeks away, so excited for you!! I know right, a few woman on here said they didn't affect their cycles at all but I remember the first cycle I started taking them I didn't ovulate until like CD21 or something crazy! Hahaha if only there was a pic of a black and white pup!

@lucyrp I mean it would just be typical wouldn't it😂

@Haiyaa this is true 😂 I've only got a Clear Blue digital left, maybe I should order some FRERs in? No idea what will happen. My doctor's surgery aren't great at following up on stuff. DH has his second SA on Wednesday and then once those results are back the hope is they send all those off for the fertility referral. Whether that actually happens without me chasing everything up I don't actually know

@Vil10 awwww look at them!! 😍 They're so cute! 😍

@InkyPaper just poas
@Minster2012 we got you, and I am already planning more cunning plans, can I be the fairy godmother? I am catholic so qualified
Hair, 7 inches is the bare minimum, it will only get short hair wig, the knots to make it alone take 4 inches, plus cutting to style it, for little girls longer hair minimum is 12 inches, at the moment the trust is asking for as close to 16 inches as you can get, I think I can easily cut 11 inches, nearly to my waist only cos I am 5’2... we need to measure it properly, I won’t be able to tolerate the 16 inches I’m afraid, my hair is really thick and dense and difficult to manage that long(, you did ask)

@Vil10 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 OH MY GOD!!!! I love puppies and they are sooooooo gorgeous!

@Vil10 🥰🥰🥰

@Vil10 they are so lovely 💞
@InkyPaper surgery send me a text to call at earliest opportunity yesterday , somebody has requested confirmation of my email, I don’t know who and the receptionist didn’t know, I wonder what they want, I bet is my asthma nurse cos the last 2reviews weren’t with her, just some random nurse, not very helpful with somebody who doesn’t know me and on the phone

Nice one @Minster2012 sounds a perfect sneaky plan and a great meal! And May 16th is really not long away!

Only high and not peak, and yes, thankfully the lip on my face. Quite why I'd be carrying breadsticks in my foof I don't know 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh I love the idea of sociable hairdresser visits @Franklydear!

Seconded POAS @InkyPaper - ALWAYS POAS!!

@Vil10 yes! Puppy pics! They're so cute!! I like that one is lying on the other - that's the one I'd pick!!

@InkyPaper @Haiyaa @paintfairy @Franklydear @larrythelizard they're gorgeous aren't they!! So many of them seem like proper cuddly pups!! Also that third pic of the pup lying like that, that's how our dog lies🥺

Oh that second pic where they're cuddling 🥰🥰🥰 @Vil10

@Vil10 aww my heart!! So so cute 😍

@Vil10 the cuddling photo is so cute! ❤
@larrythelizard omg. I'm laughing so much at that! Carrying breadsticks in your foof could be your party trick! 🤣

Omg @vil10 they're adorable 😍😍😍

So annual leave day for me today! Had arranged lunch with my pregnant neighbour who's having a c section on Tuesday but she's not feeling great so has cancelled. Feel bad but it means I don't have to rush about today and can get my cleaning done and chill 🤣 gonna pop to the shops and treat myself to something nice for lunch. So alls not lost!

Ds today’s jewel, he would be ok having an older sister... no can do kiddo

@Kirky658 I have a day off too, much similar to yours, I thought about meeting a friend but then thought nah, my lunch will be roasted vegetable soup, fresh, so not even going to the shop

@Minster2012 very professional approach to disguising drinking!. Reading that made me hungry.

@Vil10 oh the pups are gorgeous 😍😍

@Franklydear an older sister oh dear 😆

AF has arrived 🥳 so I'm an irresistible mix of bloody and snotty.

@franklydear you're so good, your soup sounds yummy. I'm hoping to get out for a run in an hour or so but I'm pretty comfy on the sofa with doggo watching come dine with me at the mo

@bez91 arguably the most irresistable combo there is! But surely means you're allowed to spoil yourself 😆

Ooooo the best combo @bez91 and sorry for the making you hungry 🤣

@InkyPaper probs should POAS to be fair 🤔gotta know right?! Even if it then brings on AF as POAS often does! Really hope the referral comes through easily but we know we have to be prepared

@Haiyaa I know that's what I'm like with the programmes, I love them but def make me well up 🥺still watch them though! And the pink balayage sounds lush

@Vil10 OMG they are super cute! Do we know where we are going away do you mean? To the seaside 🏖in a cottage

Bloody tell that post @Franklydear also made me angry. The vaccines are fine FFS. Also the princess tryst won't turn away less than 16 inches surely?

@Minster2012 no they’ll take anything over 7 inches, I just want it to be the longest I can manage cos I think of the little girls having to have a short hair wig
On the vaccine, well after shielding for 5 months, i would tell her what kind of condition she has, we are one of the luckiest countries ffs
@Kirky658 I am only on my third episode of scandal, having toast with jam, not so perfect after all
@bez91 I prescribe chocolate, lots of it, make it bloody, snotty and bloated😂

@Vil10 They are adorable 😍

@Franklydear I think we need a photo if this long your hair haha I always admire anyone who lets it grow so long it would drive me mad 😅

@Vil10 😍 I want one of those cuties

I sound drunk in the previous message but I promise I'm not 😂 multi tasking isn't my thing right now...

@2020mission looks awful though I have about 4 inches roots, the length is uneven, is s anything but amazing, the length kinda been a lockdown accident, I haven't been to the hairdresser since last August

@Franklydear I haven't been since August either 😅 but thankfully my hair was cut shoulder length then so hasn't got too long since. Great idea to donate if that's possible!