The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@bez91 thanks lovely! Honestly, that break can't come soon enough!! Your accupuncturist sounds awesome 😄

@Minster2012 oh niiiiiice!! Whereabouts are you going??

@paintfairy maybe it just differs by trust? Or maybe the hospital just got hit hard with covid so they've done blanket rules for the entire site

@blackcurrantqueen keeping everything crossed that this is your month! 🤞

@blackcurrantqueen aww thank you 💕

@Franklydear yay for fw again! Seems very quick

@larrythelizard woop woop! And on a breadstick??? How?!?!

@larrythelizard good advice, thanks! I'm on weight watchers at the mo', trying to drop some weight, so trying not to stuff my face with crap all the time 😂 you cut your lip on a breadstick?! What an awkward place to get a cut, bless ya.

@larrythelizard ouch!
@Justanothercyster yes, it’s been a week since af, ov usually around cd 11-12

@bez91 omg yes I did think he looked a bit casually dressed?? There was def poo splattering up on to the sides and he was just wearing flimsy fabric shoes...

@Minster2012 typical about the rain! Glad he seemed to be putting a proper effort in though. Enjoy tonight!

@2020mission yes def feeling better day by day. My bloat seems to have really reduced this afternoon which is a relief.

Girls that poo legit had me laughing so hard this afternoon that I ended up taking pain killers cause it made my tummy hurt 🤣. After all that I ended up passing out and had a 2 hour nap 👏

I think you might still be a bit giddy from your GA @Juno231! 2 hour nap sounds bliss!

I had a breadstick in my mouth and then sort of forgot about when I sat down at my desk and it hit the desk quite hard and rammed up into my lip!

Ooh cycle buddies @Franklydear (not sure why this surprises me I think it's the same every time!)

@Justanothercyster thank you, hope so 🤞🏾
@Minster2012 hope you had a nice meal? What you have? Did you hide the not drinking ok?
@blackcurrantqueen glad you're all geared up and ready for the next cycle! 💪🏾
@Franklydear yay to the ewcm!!
@larrythelizard yay to peak! U going for it tonight then? What an interesting sign off, think we should all end msgs with "I cut my lip on a breadstick" 😂 messing, hope you're ok, sounds painful!!
@Juno231 glad the bloats going down. Prune juice was my friend as was peppermint tea! Haha bless that the poo story and pic did that to you 😆 least you got a good nap out of it! 😁

@larrythelizard yeiii! Your job to keep me sane then, I don’t know if to ignore everything as nothing will happen anyway or start testing at 7 dpo🤷🏼‍♀️

@Franklydear I'm going with @bez91's it doesn't mean anything until 10dpo rule. And given I rarely get to 10dpo before AF I think it's a good rule!

@notyetamumbuttrying I really don't think I can be arsed. Booked in to the gym early tomorrow so would rather sleep. It's not full peak, just 'high'. Has to be a static smiley to get peak.

I'm a clumsy person but the breadstick lip one is a new one for me!

I’m watching Baby Surgeons girls... tears are coming!

@bez91 glad you liked your acupuncture, mine did some points for my sinuses and I really felt it and the next day I was totally pain free for the first time in months and I seem to be getting a bit more drainage. Niggling again but pretty good for one treatment so will get her to do it again next time.

Woohoo for peak @larrythelizard! Get that 🍆! I’m still getting peak LH so fuck knows what is going down but I think it is coming down slowly.

@blackcurrantqueen, glad you are feeling positive for this cycle, manifest that sticky bean!

Wow fertile week again @Franklydear! I’ll wait to 10dpo if you do!!!! Join the PUPA gang!

I was eating chocolate when I read your poo story @Juno231! I had to stop eating it (but only for a minute 😂)

@Minster2012 omg they're so cute!! I'll attach some pics tomorrow, hopefully they'll start opening their eyes pretty soon🤞🏼 oh I have, I have so much on in may it's crazy, one or two things every weekend!! My bank account is gonna hate me and so is the delivery drive he'll have to deliver thst amount parcels of clothes😂 how was the meal lovely??

So after having pregnacare it made my cycles go to 35 days when I've always been a 28-30 days cycle girl, and I think I'm starting to go back to normal cycles thank god, CD27 and I've been bloated all day, sore boobs and feel quite periody, I mean either I'm getting my normal cycles back orrrr??? Hahahaha joking, but I mean it wouldn't be the worst surprise....

@larrythelizard Ah I see, at least you have another day then! I'm ovulating today so gonna try and get one more sesh in tomorrow morning!
@Haiyaa ooh that sounds a hard watch! 🙈
@Vil10 it would be the BEST surprise!! 🤩

@larrythelizard 🤣 I don't know why I found that funny. Sounds like something I would do! 🙈 My DH is worse mind. I sometimes seriously worry about him!

Morning
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4231954-Has-anybody-managed-to-get-Pfizer-instead-of-astra-zeneca
This is as funny as infuriating

@Vil10 it would be the perfect surprise!!

@notyetamumbuttrying @Justanothercyster it really would, but thinking it's af on her way, which Id be fine about because it would mean my cycles are getting back to normal!!

Morning ladies!

On the meal front god I ate soooooo much 🤣, I had tempura prawns to share to start, a steak burger, chips ANDDDDD sticky toffee pudding 😬def had huge food baby afterwards! But his the not drinking perfectly as we were first to arrive so I asked them to put tonic, ice & lemon into a gin glass which I nursed as my "one drink" then softs 🙌🏻

@larrythelizard you cut your lip with a breadstick?? Brilliant! Not your foof lip though so could you still cover your early peak action? And you are with @Franklydear then for cycle buddies 🤞🏻

@blackcurrantqueen yesssss for all the vitamins and stickiness

@Juno231 OMG poo splattering 🤢😱and that's so funny you had to take painkillers and passed out from the awful hilarity 🤣hope you are in less pain tonight

Oh no you watched it @Haiyaa but I will still watch things like that I love them

@Vil10 your bank account won't like you!! Wish I was doing more, DH got a boys afternoon tomorrow then we have weekend away end of may but we haven't planned much so we can be around for house viewings. Oh and I booked an early scan yesterday for may 16th 🙌🏻isn't it funny how different vitamins do different things to ppl? Let's hope it's either regulated or a lovely surprise. Can't wait for fuzzy pup pics 🐶(I know that's the wrong colour!)

I'm having my hair done today!! Yeyyyyyyyyy but I find the whole 3 hours there soooo boring. I think I'm just going to go for platinum this time, @lucyrp what was the name of that silver shampoo you recommended?

Also felt queasy like actually nearly sick on the winding country roads last night so I think that's a symptom & a result 🙈🙌🏻

@Minster2012 I have the solution for salon boredom, my friend is my hairdresser and she booked me with another friend, so the three of us are having a morning out, next Saturday, I’ll go a blonde colour but to cut or not, a few inches of my waist now....

@Franklydear that's genius!! Lovely morning! I often use the time to catch up with friends on the phone but I might take the laptop today, I think you should cut & do the princess trust thing 🥰

@Minster2012 I think I will, providing is long enough, wonderful to have booked an scan, so exciting!

@Minster2012 oooo yes full platinum! I went slightly more brown at my last appointment but now I'm feeling I want the full white blonde back for summer so my best friend is going to hate Me 🙈🤣 the shampoo was Fenola no yellow! Only need to use it once a week I would say! Can get it in a huge 1L bottle! I still have loads in mine and had it for ages. Yay for the early scan too🥰🥰

@Vil10 defo got my fingers crossed for you for a surprise ! 😁

Thank you @lucyrp ordered! 🙌🏻and yes @Franklydear only couple of weeks to get through til a scan so you ladies gotta get me through please 🤞🏻😘 if your hair is to your waist it should easily be long enough to donate, I think it's 7 inches?

@Franklydear that vaccine post is ridiculous. Don't have it if you don't want it. But I'm unsure why she can't grasp that Pfizer is limited. It has been for ages. Yes it might be in the building but there are no spare?! Ffs.
@Minster2012 food out sounds lovely! I'm finally meeting a friend at the weekend- only for lunch. But I've not been anywhere yet.

@Minster2012 glad you had a good time and managed to hide your lack of alcohol 😂 cried my eyes out at the baby surgeons but was so good! Will be watching again next week. Ooooh platinum hair, just had mine cut and coloured to get it nice and healthy then am going for a pink balayage!

@Franklydear that post made me so angry! Taking appointments from other people just to decline it because she wants Pfizer. We are literally not allowed to give Pfizer as a first vaccine at the moment only second. And to top it off she is deeply unpleasant swearing at everyone!

Morning!

@Minster2012 sounds like you had a great night! That food sounded incredible 😍

I just got back from my blood test. Apparently it was just retesting the prolactin levels and not the day 21 blood test like I thought. So that's not gonna tell me anything 😂 I may need to actually poas. But then again, I know the second I do AF will show up (currently CD 54) decisions, decisions!