The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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Oh @DKDK123 that sounds really tough. Caravan sounds a great idea to think about other things and enjoy life as it is!

LOVE your post @Justanothercyster, very brave and very inspiring!

I've got loads of work to do today but just can't be arsed...roll on the weekend!!

@minster2012, start them young lol hes a wee babe.

@franklydear that's hilarious. Hope he won.

The clinic I was onto about follicle tracking emailed me back. A consultation and can is £240 is that good? I've no idea here

@Haiyaa ah if you DTD the day of peak then you're golden surely! That was a big jump but one thing's for sure and that it won't be due to you wearing socks!

@paintfairy wtf is wrong with that clinic - I could feel my blood pressure going up just reading about your blood letting!

@Crazydoglady123 feeling a bit better today! Still bloated and sore so I'm waddling around trying not to bend/sit or anything that might pull at my tummy as it feels like my bowels might fall out lol. Def tired though, might have a nap soon.

Was meant to sit in the garden and read but the neighbours have got a plumber round to unclog their drains and it STINKS. I went upstairs to have a look out the window and nearly died lol - uncovered drain revealed a veritable poo explosion! It's completely blocked with liquid shit up to the brim, it's hilarious! Hurts to laugh though so I have to hold my belly whilst I do it lol

I'm dying 🤣

@Juno231 that was at the hospital itself! 🙈 Doesn't fill you with confidence.....

@Juno231 omg! 🤮🤮🤮

OMG @Juno231 yuk yuk yuk bet that made you feel queasy 🤮🤢

@2alreadywantanother im not sure how much a consultation is with mine I think it's about £200 I can have a look but I think I worked out for my friend to do her AMH and consultation it was £270? So seems about right

@Franklydear all dying to hear what the question was & if you helped him 🤔and that's so cute on the boy from school

@Haiyaa yes def up starting young! Unpacking the dishwasher was a legitimate "activity" since even before age 1! 😂oooo go PUPO yes (I challenge you!)

@larrythelizard I have that row too with DH so with you there

@Vil10 how are the pups? Bet they are looking REALLY cute now and have you enjoyed seeing friends /pubs more? We are going for our "first meal out" tonight I'm really looking forwards to it EXCEPT hiding not drinking and being outside when it looks to BE FREEZING FFS🤪I shall be eating in gloves at this rate 😟

@DKDK123 much love & you look after yourself big hugs 😘

Thanks ladies, I just wanted to be open. I've actually had so many people reach out going through the same and say thank you and to talk! Exactly what I hoped for. The more we talk the more we learn 💕

@Justanothercyster your announcement was amazing! Just how it should be. Think I'll follow suit should we get there.
@Minster2012 bless him helping, so cute 🥰
@Juno231 omg no way! Into the house for you then 😂
@paintfairy you can't make it up sometimes! Hopefully you won't get her again!

@Juno231 🤣 nooo that's not what you want when you're trying to have a peaceful read in your garden. What on earth have they been eating next door! haha hopefully it's sealed up soon so you can get outside and be able to breathe. Are you feeling a little better each day or just as sore?

So the house photographer is here & in the 2.5 hours he's been here so far I've had to go for a wee approximately 1000 times and he's not been at all 🤣

@Minster2012 you've not made him enough teas 😅 you must have a big house if he's taking hours to get the shots!

I've offered him a drink @2020mission but he won't have one, must be so he doesn't use the facilities! He's been going inside and out trying to get outside at the exact 2 secs the sun shines 🤣🤪🤦🏼‍♀️yesterday was sunny, today we've had rain & grey skies 😬

@Minster2012 haha so he's just working on getting the best shots, that's what you want! You can always spot a photoshopped sky when it's a bright blue sky on a grey photo 😆 I've seen loads of them here but it is Glasgow to be fair.

Wow that is gross @Juno231!!

Sounds positive that he cares @Minster2012 - I was super controlling when we sold our last house and I know they were laughing at me but pictures were good so 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Madeoftea long cycles are definitely a pain in the arse, I take hope though as some of the long cycles ladies have got their BFP eventually

@bez91 I would test but I don't think I could take the negative 😂 so I'm just gonna wait for the blood test. Hope the sinusitis clears off and you feel better soon

@paintfairy all the residential streets around the hospital are permitted 😂 also DH said he won't do it in a car sooooo racing from home it is. Can't believe you were promised a false positive and still didn't get one! That's so mean!

@Haiyaa I have no idea what hormones they test tbh 😂 I'm good at not testing now, my cycles are so bizarre I can't trust anything 😂

@MoominC welcome to the bus 😄

@Justanothercyster your announcement post was so lovely ❤️

@Franklydear omg that's so adorable, little kids are great 😄

@DKDK123 big hugs lovely, hope you feel better soon

@Kirky658 glad your scan went well!! Congrats on your little girl - so exciting!

@Juno231 glad you're feeling a bit better today. Omg those drains 🤣😂🤣😂

Work has absolutely destroyed me these last two days. New site launched this morning, so I was working till 9pm last night and had to be in again at 5am 😩 also I've either bruised my chest somehow or have a steady anxiety attack as it's felt a bit hard to breathe for the last like two days 😂🙈 I can breathe deeply, it just aches. Suspect that this long ass cycle is courtesy of stress so I don't really think this'll be my month as it must be a hostile environment in there with all the stress 🙈 in brighter news, we've booked a few days away in a glamping hut in North Wales. Just me, DH, a private hot tub and no one else and nothing else to worry about. Cannot wait!!

@Juno231 ahhh that ruined your garden plans. Oh god 😂 my DH does drainage call out, if he dressed like that with no waterproofs I'd divorce him. I make him strip naked at the back door every single time 🙈

I want to see @Justanothercyster announcement, it sounds lovely 😊

@InkyPaper the glamping sounds perfect and sounds like you need a bloody break! It'll be well deserved, Hope it's not too far away!

Had my first acupuncture appointment today, the acupuncturist is a lovely crazy old Spanish lady and the takeaway from her apparently...
"Do not use tampax it is the devil" 😂
I mean she's pretty bonkers... I told her I've got sinusitis at the moment and she said acupuncture can help but it may be a bit early at the first session for face needles. Que 15 minutes later "Bez, Bez I have an overwhelming feeling to put a needle in your face" so hopefully it will help sleep tonight 😬

@larrythelizard oh god I'm like that!! And for our last house too but we got what we wanted!

@2020mission oh god literally as soon as he left it went really sunny 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️and yeah it's always sunny fucking grey in Yorkshire 🤣

@InkyPaper oh god the working doesn't sound good and so pleased you are heading away, especially with a hot tub, I can't use a hot tub now 😟😭but we too have a couple of days booked last bank hol in may so I'm SOOOO looking forwards to that!

@bez91 so you had them to the face 😱wow hope you sleep well and EVERYONE says ramped are the devil, our ivf clinic hates them you can't use them any point during a cycle

@Dollybird89 it was an American expression, I got it wrong, no idea what they were doing.... I was on the bus, hardly understanding what he was on about, be thought I was at work...🤔
@Juno231 uggghhh
@bez91 you'll just have to let her
Bossboy is being the sweetest, I had to try hard to remember what an asshole he truly truly is, cos butter wouldn't melt, I wonder what he wants

@bez91 I love tampax! 🤣
@InkyPaper all round ours is, apart from one little bit (probably most people wouldn't know about it, I only really do by accident) but you can be in a permit section really as long as ready to move! I drive so I can zoom off at any point if needed. 🤣 Its not exactly ideal though. Some places let you do it there so I'm not sure why the inconsistency?
@Minster2012 sounds typical! Hopefully he got some good ones though. 🤞

@notyetamumbuttrying you will get there, no doubt!

@Minster2012 hahaha the co start weeding is a big problem, I keep having to run to the loo between lessons.

@InkyPaper thank you lovely. Sorry you're feeling stressed :( sounds awful. I hope you can get some respite soon x

@bez91 omg that acupuncturist sounds eccentric and amazing haha! Love it

Fingers crossed @paintfairy 🤞🏻I'm keen to get ppl round now, it's SUCH a pain in the arse TRYING to keep things clean tidy & shoving things away you don't want seen 🤣

Heading out for a meal now, going to test my not drinking in front of ppl 😬

@Justanothercyster your announcement is so so lovely 💕 felt a bit teary!! Massive congratulations and well done you 😘 it's hard being that honest xx

@2alreadywantanother sorry about AF Abut no spotting sounds really positive ! Xx

@DKDK123 a caravan trip sounds lovely, I'm
So sorry you're having such a difficult time, it's so hard knowing whether to go with your heart or your head xx

@Juno231 Jesus Christ that drain 🤢🤢🤢 a literal shit show !!
Glad you are on the mend!

@bez91 I am loving my acupuncture. I have had needles EVERYWHERE ! 😮😂

Hope you're all doing ok,
AF on way out of door. Today being day 4.
Ready to get on it, got all my vitamins at the ready. Let's hope this month is time for me to catch the super sticky egg 🤞🏼😢
2 out of 3 long days at work done! Roll on bank holiday weekend ! X

Ewcm making an appearance, just on cue

Oh @InkyPaper that sounds tough, hope that's the worst of it over. I learned from closing big sales deals that the worst thing I can do in times like that (with similar hours) is to eat shit so make sure you drink plenty of water and eat good food.

@bez91 I think acupuncture attracts slightly oddball people, mine is also a bit odd but amazing!

🤞🏼 on the not drinking @Minster2012 - if you use the antibiotics excuse it's only the ones beginning with a M you properly can't drink on (they cause serious vomiting!)

@blackcurrantqueen very much hoping for a sticky egg for you

Today I have hit high fertility on the OPK, it's only day 11 - earliest day ever 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 ! Need to get on it although not sure I've got it in me today, I'm shattered!

I cut my lip on a breadstick earlier...!