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The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

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Minster2012 · 21/04/2021 13:38

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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DOB78 · 27/04/2021 17:08

@Haiyaa thankyou I will have a look at that if we continue trying. The only issue we have is OH is always tired, (this is an ongoing argument issue). My kids are 21 she lives away from home and 17 she's never home now lockdown is easing off so no kids to interrupt things!!

Billythecat · 27/04/2021 17:22

Hi, sorry I haven’t been around. Been feeling so ill. Got a BFN today Sad not quite sure how many dpo I am though so I don’t know if i am out or not. I think my peak came a bit later than normal. I’m just confused and sad!

I will try to catch up later or tomorrow. Hope you are all doing ok!

Billythecat · 27/04/2021 17:34

I forgot to add, I called up Bupa to try to get a gynae appt and i have been able to get one in a week with someone who looks great. I guess I just suspect that I might need another surgery for endo as that could be causing issues conceiving. I also got asked by my GP sec whether I want to get referred to a fertility specialist as they have done me an nhs endo referral- ofc I said yes so having a chat with the dr next week about that and hopefully I can then get referred. I feel better doing something about it anyway. If i do need endo surgery I can most likely get it done on bupa, but good to be referred on nhs too just in case - lucky to have an endo centre nearby.

I just feel sad today really. I could be as early as 8DPO though so if that is right then not out yet.

Will add kitten photos for something a bit more cheery Smile

The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
notyetamumbuttrying · 27/04/2021 17:42

@2020mission yeah she was. Mentioned it on the other group but haven't heard from her. Prob in recovery still. How are you?
@Billythecat cute kitty! Good going with the endo referral, good to get all bases covered!
@Minster2012 your boy is so funny 😆 bless him. Hang in there with the wait! X

Justanothercyster · 27/04/2021 17:52

Sorry for the bfn's :( it truly sucks, as well as those in limbo in the tww. Hope those having tests done this week are all ok.

Sorry I've not been so active on here I'm actually struggling to keep up with work and moving! I also don't want to upset anyone by talking about myself lol so not really sure what to say.

Keep at it girls though, for those in the fw enjoy the 🍆 and 🤞🏼 for some end of April BFPs 💕☀️

Franklydear · 27/04/2021 17:53

📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT 📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢

We have a school place, for the good school we went to visit in march, considering if carrying on with appeal or just go with this, but no, repeat, no shitty school

2020mission · 27/04/2021 18:01

@notyetamumbuttrying hopefully she's just resting and will pop on either tonight or tomorrow to let us know! You were back online later in the day when you had yours weren't you? Or did I imagine that 😅 I'm doing good thanks, feeling completely normal. It's quite strange not seed cycling, using OPKs, tracking BBT... it was my routine for so long! How are you doing?

Sorry you're feeling sad @Billythecat but those photos definitely cheer everyone here up 😃 thanks for sharing, so cute! Hopefully you will perk up soon. I always found the end of the 2WW such a drag.

2020mission · 27/04/2021 18:02

Yay @Franklydear great news 🙌 🎉

MessyBob89 · 27/04/2021 18:08

Sorry been mia, out on my work meeting all day and just got home. Bloody af showed up unfortunately, though thankfully before my long drive and meeting with limited toilet access so at least I wasn't thinking about it all day. Feeling pretty sorry for myself so stopped off to buy wine and chocolate on the way home!

@ArrrMeHearties sorry the call from the doctors wasn't more reassuring. Hope you get an outcome soon so you're not worrying.

Even though I was only a few days late it was unheard for me! I was only 1 day late with a CP last month.

I did start taking Wild Yam Root supplements this cycle which I'd read help with conception/boosting progesterone - don't know if that's messed things up. Anyone had experience taking these? Think I'm going to go back to basics next month and stop those, stop the prenatal vits and just take pure folic acid

Justanothercyster · 27/04/2021 18:16

@Franklydear oooh yay! Very exciting news! Fingers crossed it all goes well for your young man 🤞🏼

larrythelizard · 27/04/2021 18:28

Sorry to hear that @Billythecat but it's more likely to get a BFN than a BFP at 8DPO anyway. So you might not be out? 🤞🏼lush kitten photos!

Whoop @Franklydear amazing news for no shitty school!!!

Oh that's a shame @MessyBob89 but at least you know where you are now?

Vil10 · 27/04/2021 18:32

@Minster2012 ohhh that must've been so annoying!! It looks like you're doing a good job of cleaning it though x

@bez91 I didn't expect that😂 x

@Billythecat sorry for bfn x

@Franklydear great news!!🥳

ArrrMeHearties · 27/04/2021 18:35

I don't have white trousers but I have white shorts so I'll wear them religiously haha. I'm going to buy some cheap tests at the weekend and even try holding off testing til Monday

DOB78 · 27/04/2021 18:38

@Franklydear brilliant news on the school, yay to no shitty school!!!
@Messybob89 sorry to hear about AF its so hard not to be sad about her arrival 😥. I treated myself to maccies and chocolate.

Franklydear · 27/04/2021 18:48

McDonald's to celebrate and wine, and then we'll tell the boy

Tornado2Inc · 27/04/2021 18:56

@Minster2012 when I was pregnant with my dd, all my tests were faint. Don't think I have ever had one as bright as yours now. I had about 200 (I exaggerate not) ICs left at that point and would poas for fun throughout pregnancy (and a few weeks after she was born!) just to use them up. They would fade, get darker, fade, but never get as dark as control. Never had any issues with pregnancy. Everything was perfect. Would advise you to relax and have a glass of wine, but, you know... 😂

P.S. my autocorrect is hilarious 🤣

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paintfairy · 27/04/2021 19:10

@2020mission @notyetamumbuttrying wasn't it really early this morning? Or am I making that up? I hope you aren't still asleep @Juno231 and everything went OK!

blackcurrantqueen · 27/04/2021 19:41

@Franklydear that is a FANTASTIC tannoy announcement!!! Woooo. McDonald's and wine
Definitely!!!

InkyPaper · 27/04/2021 19:44

Hello lovelies, feel like I do nothing but apologise for disappearing these days 🙈 work is absolutely kicking my arse but hopefully it should ease up by the end of the week. I mean, it'd better because I'm so tired 😂

Not much to report. AF still hasn't shown up, currently on CD51, got my second blood test on Friday so probably a good thing AF hasn't shown up. DH has booked his repeat SA for next week but he can't do it on site and there is literally nowhere in or around the hospital where it can be done so that'll be another mad dash to get there 😩

@Minster2012 the biggest of hugs for you ♥️♥️ your poor floor! Looked like you'd done a cracking job fixing it, couldn't see the prints in that second photo. I'll echo what the others said: put the Clear blue out of your mind, all it's doing is telling you you're pregnant ♥️♥️♥️

@Franklydear whooooooooooop!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌 Congratulations on getting the school place!!

@Billythecat your cats are adorable 😍 glad your GP was on it, good that they're going to refer you. Sorry about the BFN ❤️ but like you said, you might not be out yet. Hope you feel better soon

@Justanothercyster hope the move is going OK!

Haiyaa · 27/04/2021 20:00

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 great news @Franklydear! All of your hard work has paid off! You really kicked some arse!

Sorry for the BFN @Billythecat 😞 love your little kitty though, so cute!

Bloody af sure knows how to make an entrance @MessyBob89 😡 enjoy your wine.

Franklydear · 27/04/2021 20:01

Thank you all. I am still buzzing, I did it! I can relax a little now...

2020mission · 27/04/2021 20:02

@paintfairy she's awake! I spotted she liked @Minster2012's Instagram post less than an hour ago 😅 we can relax

Dollybird89 · 27/04/2021 20:05

@franklydear here's a toast to the fantastic news ! Congrats!

@minster2012 I'm on the 1/2 bottle glass of wine again... coz why the f not? Af still here so I'm sulking. X also managed to sneaky get a video of my OH in action doing some wood work at home .. though Insta flipped the videos so they look weird haha

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2alreadywantanother · 27/04/2021 20:08

Ah that's fantastic @franklydear. Delighted for you.

Well af due tomorrow going by last few cycles. Still No spotting or cramps, So I can only assume the epo is regulating things?? Would it that quick. Got text from my GP saying blood tests show ovulatory picture, I'm assuming that means I ovulated. So what now. What do I do? Might test tomorrow again. But todays was Whiter then white lol.

Kirky658 · 27/04/2021 20:27

@billythecat hate being in that situation where you need more surgery.. Glad you've got bupa though sounds like it's convenient too.
@franklydear waheyyyyy!!!! Congrats lovely that's fab news I bet DS is so happy
@juno231 hope all went well today x

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