The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@Juno231 IG - you are strangely just as I imagined 😆 @Kirky658 you threw a curveball, I imagined you being approximately 18 😆 it's so so strange the image you have of people you've never seen before!

Good to hear perspectives on BBT. I think I'm going to BBT again next cycle, obviously OPKs don't do the full job and they gave me an indicator this month to be disappointed by the blood results 🙈. I find it so bloody inconvenient though, I can tell the 'beep' at 5am makes DH want to ram it down my throat 🙈 couldn't do it every month as @2020mission points out!

Heyyy ladies! So sorry I've been absent, I was out on Saturday then was a little tender yesterday but ended up having a productive day, then been mad busy today!! What've I missed?? Also on the trying to figure people out on social media chat, I've just had a follow request on Instagram and I think I know who it is but not 100%?? I think mines pretty easy to figure out who I am on it, it's my Mumsnet username backwards😂 hope you're all okay❤️

He is gonna be a wee shit @Catherinettc love it!

It's because @Juno231 is the oracle @Hopeful110 🤣😂she knows everything 🙌🏻🤗

@ArrrMeHearties best hold your wee then! 🤣

@2020mission that's reassuring then, I'm gonna do the other weeks one tomorrow 😬

@bez91 hahahaha I love that, how bloody old do I look?! 😂😂

@Minster2012 really? I'm useless with technology. 🤣 And yeah I'm OK. Just a bruise! Just hide the stuff that's gone wrong. It'll be fixed by the time it matters!
@Kirky658 one is me 😁
@Katao I think I've had every single symptom going now, with months differing. So I never believe anything any more! But you know, there's always a new one..... 🤣

And no, no one ever looks like you expect them too. Its strange isn't it?

@paintfairy think I've identified you, horse bite?! Looks sore!!!! X

@Kirky658 you don't 🤣 I just had a preconception of you being around 18 for some reason... now back to actual 'preconception' 😂

@larrythelizard I'll have to screenshot it for my future self 😆

@Minster2012 and @2020mission you are both very early days, I wouldn't worry about no symptoms it's usually 6 weeks plus for symptoms in reality, all the early symptom spotting is mostly just something we do to pass the time/torture ourselves 😂 remember poor @Justanothercyster worrying about no symptoms and the floored with nausea a couple of weeks later.

@messybob89 I'm sorry you've had to listen to that kind of chat too. Fingers crossed for you tomorrow when you test again

@paintfairy same. I always ssy my cycles are irregular in everyway 😂 nothing consistent about any part of it. Like never used to get sore boobs but now do the last few cycles. Often used to get sick a couple of days before af now haven't in months. Used to spot, don't seem to lately. But the one consistent bit is no bfp!

@Vil10 that is me! X

@Kirky658 I can't figure you out 😂

@bez91 haha I'm actually 27 BTW 🤣 it's funny because in real like people actually think I'm much older than I actually am, lol! Preconceptions are funny. X

@Vil10 hope you had a good night!

@Katao I know thank you, just you can't help worrying 😬

Good morning (well, not so good over here!)
Tested with FMU and in the interest of being thorough, on a FRER, Tesco standard and IC. Nada.
Perhaps the suggestion of a shadow on the FRER and cheapie. But the kind of shadow spotting you might try at 9/10 dpo, not 16 dpo which I now am and 3 days late for af which is unheard of for me. Arggg what's going on! Losing hope with the tests now.

@MessyBob89 maybe a chemical? So it could be AF shows a little later? It's so frustrating isn't it
I'm having similar test worries, did my last "weeks" clear blue (I've only done 3 tests overall) and it's 10 days since the last one and no movement 😭😢🥺I'm full on freaking out and in tears. Stupid tests. I know we shouldn't but it's the only thing we can do.

@Minster2012 I bloody hate test, I trust all is good

@Minster2012 yeah @Juno231 is the library for all things temping and charts haha! Literally the go to woman! You know so much and helped me work out alot with my bbt and charts so thanks @juno231 xx

@minster2012 try not to stress, remember the jump from 2-3wk to 3+wk threshold...your probably just a day or two away from the threshold xx

@Minster2012 come on Minster, you know these tests are to confirm you're pregnant and not to be used to measure 'how' pregnant!
You have a positive result, therefore you're pregnant! So dry those tears off 💛

@Minster2012
Yes I think you're probably right I did have a chemical last cycle to except I got a positive.
Please don't worry about your clear blue weeks test they are so temperamental and just an estimate so many factors can affect them! x

Ah @minster2012 please stop testing and stressing yourself out hun. That wont help u at all. I completely understand where u are coming from and what to see progression. But worrying wont help. Let baba do its thing. Xx sending much love xx

So my RHR has leveled 🙈 dont know what to do. Not testing at the min as getting these to school and then out for a walk. Will see how I feel then.sory of have ho test today. I've dentist tomorrow. And no way they doing anything if I'm pregnant after last time.
I'm nervous and trying not to get ahead of myself. Still expecting af though. My period has been early for months. 25d cycle. With af on day 26. Todays day 25. Normally have 2 days spotting every month 1st so from day 24. (Tmi) but I normally start with my morning 💩 if that makes sense. Or if I was a bit clogged and forcing it out. I'd get spotting or it starts. Had my morning 💩 and nothing 🙈

@2alreadywantanother what happened with the dentist last time? 🙈
And I know what you mean about the spotting. That's what starts mine off too.

@paintfairy went in 7 wks pregnant with an awful toothache. Ended up with filling, antibiotic, mmc, cleaning and them removal. Worst 6 wks of my life ☹ so not a hope I'd chance. I know we dont know if that caused it but I'm not willing to find out. I only need a wee small filling that can wait.

Thanks ladies. Trying to calm down, things going wrong all over the place & it's stressing me out.

@2alreadywantanother oooo good luck getting the tooth fixed, and 🤞🏻for tomorrow

@Sunbird24 did you say you had a negative hcg test now?

@2alreadywantanother jeez. I read about dentists because I'm in the middle of going. I went Friday. I've got to go back (no appointment yet, they are ringing me) and I'm guessing it'll be after if I find out i am or not. They say it's fine to go. But you have to tell them. Because some of the drugs can be a problem. Also (honestly didn't know this) they shouldn't drill old filings because of the mercury in them? And realistically they are going to have to do that with me? Its just an added worry you don't need i guess (although likely a million people have been when pregnant, and been fine). But if it's not fine you'll always wonder if it's that, like you say. So I completely get why you think that way.