The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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messybob my af was due on the 19th. Latest I've ever been is 3 days

My 3yo: Mommy, do you have a baby inside your tummy?"
Me (shocked): "😳 No."
My 3yo: "But mommy, you eat sooo much!"

Fml

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@ArrrMeHearties
Wow, a promising sign I hope!
I'm usually clockwork too, I went over one day last cycle but will have been down to the CP I should think. I'm now 2 days late - which sounds like nothing but I'm never late, nor have I ever missed a period.

Do you know what the doctors are going to ask - perhaps have you in to check your bloods?

@Minster2012 I know I am super late for this month but I just joined today. I am 12DPO and AF is due in 2 days. I am having a very "different" cycle this time so I hope I can be in the April BFPs as I told my DH that I would wait until 14 DPO to test.

Also, HUGE Congrats for being one of the April BFPs!!!!!!

@Juno231 my progesterone was 48. But that's about average isn't it? I don't really know how much stuff impacts on rhr. It's probably only reliable to a degree. But it's certainly not going to be informing me of anything if drugs are artificially putting it high. Pointless looking really.
@MessyBob89 that's even worse if she knows! Not really very nice. And I've had indents on those many times, so it's hard to tell? Try again tomorrow?

@juno haha I foundddd you!! Tbh you look different to how I imagined lol, younger 😉🤭

@messybob yeah I can see something, do you have any first response? On one brand of ic strip I'm still not pulling strong lines but on a frer its nearly as dark as control line! So defo try a first response if you can :)

@tornado hahaha awww bless!! I feel your pain! OH said I'm getting chubby and I can't eat everything I see... hmmmm let's just say he got a (fuck you and your negative opinion) reply hahaa

@paintfairy @Hopeful110
Yeah I do have some frers left so I'll try one of those in the morning. I think part of me is a bit apprehensive to use them because I'll be 16 dpo tomorrow and just feel like if I don't get something on one of those tomorrow then I'm almost definitely out! Although I suppose it's better to know and move onto the next cycle...

I've had some follower requests and I can't guess who you are, dammit! 🤔😅

@MessyBob89 yeah its definitely better for your mental health to just know for sure :) do the frer with fmu :)

@Kirky658 one is me, my bio should give me away from my username on here

Wow you lot have been busy!! @2020mission has a point, you should know my name 🤣

@Tornado2Inc I'm gonna go with your enthusiasm for BBT fading after a cycle when it confuses you more 🤣and I liked the game boy retro monitor 😫

@Catherinettc has Minster Melvin not arrived yet?! How rude

I wish I could have some of your huge wine glass @Dollybird89 😫

@larrythelizard & @paintfairy it only links to Facebook if you want it too

@paintfairy you got bit by a horse??? You ok? No wonder your RHR is fucked

@Crazydoglady123 that's great numbers 🙌🏻and I'm really gonna look forwards to everyone's tips on ovary moving, how's about doing 20 forward rolls?

@Somatronic I have "friends" like that, it's very annoying, big hugs and more privacy? I didn't realise you could 🤣
@2alreadywantanother im hoping that spotting doesn't come 🤞🏻

@Juno231 we've got a cat in the village who goes round 3 peoples houses during the day in a loop and gets food each time 🤣he's got it SUSSED

@Sunbird24 they would do you another fresh round privately yes I don't see why not? But stats are lower

@MessyBob89 there is something there but you need a better test, it's often the case for ICs to not be strong even after AF due

@ArrrMeHearties that's pretty late too, and negatives I guess?

Hi @DeafChef1 welcome and course you can get in on the BFPs if possible 🤞🏻

Busy day here & we've got the photographer for the house pictures coming on Thursday 😬and of course things go wrong now. Bloody blown pane on one of our windows FFS & a problem with our just redone wooden floor

Why does shit happen when you don't want it to??

@minster2012 I believe its called the law of sod!!! Always the way x

On knicker watch and still no spotting. That's good I suppose. Had a weird taste in my mouth earlier but that could be symptom spotting 🤣🙈 if the is down tomorrow I'll know I'm deffo. Maybe the epo helped regulate things and thats why I've no spotting? All built up for the witch so I wont be disappointed.

@Minster2012 don't know, I'm a sucker for quantitative data... 😂

Not ttc this month so definitely not pregnant but the "tww" has been eye opening! Noticing all the usual symptoms that would usually give me hope. I mean of course they are the same because I'm not pregnant, nor have I been any other month but I'm really trying to cement in my mind that these are pms symptoms and I'm not to read into them again!!! So yeah I'm sure that's me cured, not 🤣

I think your post somehow needs to be made flashy red and bold as a reminder for us all @Katao!

@Tornado2Inc I see, maybe you will be like @Juno231 then the chart queen!

@Kirky658 oh yes the law of sod is strong here 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️honestly ffs

@2alreadywantanother did you stop the EPO after ovulation? That's what I wastpkd by these lovely ladies to do

@Katao that's awesome then, totally cured! Winner 🙌🏻

No pregnancy symptoms here either, so is that reassuring or not? I'm on knicker watch too 😬

@Hopeful110 yay! I'm 33 but not sure how old you had me down as 🤣

@Tornado2Inc don't listen to the minster - I'm a year into bbt and still loving it! I've been lucky perhaps though as I've not really had any problems with patterns/detecting ovulation. Oh and I drink lots of wine and it only ever affects my temp if I got hammered! 😁

I reckon it will be blood tests and a pee test I will find out tomorrow when they phone me. I will let the bus know how it goes

@Juno231 I'm not sure but for some reason I associated you as being someone older than 33 haha! Im 32 but people always assume I'm like 19 and was a teenage mum or something 🤭 must be the height or lack of it should I say haha

@minster2012 yes stopped

I'm with @Juno231 on BBT I held off for over a year TTC before I caved and started tracking but I did find it was worth it. It was good to see ovulation was happening and also to know what cycle day it was happening as the OPKs were more guess work. I only tracked BBT for 4 cycles in the end but it was enough to spot patterns. The only down side was having to wake up at the same early time on weekends 🤣

@Minster2012 snap no symptoms here. Don't feel pregnant at all. IC still showing solid lines though so I seem to be!

@Minster2012 no mini Minster yet 😭😭 he's going to be a wee shit I just know it 😡🤣🤣 xx

@Catherinettc I would tell you to relax but I know is no use

@2020mission 100% I'm sleeping far better now I'm not doing bbt lol

@Franklydear u would be surprised lol I'm actually quite chilled out now 🤣🤣 still not sleeping so not much energy these days 🤷‍♀️ hopefully not much longer now xxx