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The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

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Minster2012 · 21/04/2021 13:38

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

🤞🏻💓😘🥳🙌🏻

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Juno231 · 26/04/2021 13:50

Cat in question

The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
lucyrp · 26/04/2021 13:50

@Kirky658 I've figured you out! I shall follow you now 🤪

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 13:51

Hi @Somatronic

Really feel for you, one of my best friends told us she was pregnant last weekend after the 'second go' without 'really tracking or trying'. Pleased for her obviously but there were a few comments made about her OH having 'super sperm' which I didn't really appreciate...

Hope your time comes soon x

paintfairy · 26/04/2021 13:53

@Kirky658 oh does your username have 01 at the end? 🤔

Kirky658 · 26/04/2021 13:56

@paintfairy it does haha x

lucyrp · 26/04/2021 14:08

@Juno231 been meaning to say to you, what on earth has happened to your rhr thread ? Everyone seems to have disappeared! Cute neighbours cat btw 🐱

Juno231 · 26/04/2021 14:36

@lucyrp ah gosh I think most got their BFPs and the remaining gals only pop in once in a blue moon now (me included!). I only took over the thread when AliceSpring disappeared after she'd set the first few up, but I was never really all that keen!

larrythelizard · 26/04/2021 14:37

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 @2alreadywantanother I have to say I don't really understand RHR but hoping for a baba obviously!

2alreadywantanother · 26/04/2021 14:39

@larrythizard arent we all 💕

notyetamumbuttrying · 26/04/2021 14:41

@Kirky658 requested you too now 😁

ArrrMeHearties · 26/04/2021 14:44

Checking in to say hope everyone is well for a Monday. I've had a busy busy day at work and still no AF yet. Doctors are phoning tomorrow so will see what they say about things

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 14:59

When was your af due @ArrrMeHearties?
Mine was due Sat and still no sign of it. I'm usually like clockwork so very unusual for me but I'm now 15 dpo and still getting bfns.

Kirky658 · 26/04/2021 15:11

@lucyrp @paintfairy @notyetamumbuttrying I feel so loved 😅❤️

Kirky658 · 26/04/2021 15:12

Oh and @tornado2inc @2020mission as well ❤️😘

Tornado2Inc · 26/04/2021 15:12

@Kirky658 you had me at "runner" 😂

paintfairy · 26/04/2021 15:15

@Juno231 awww he looks like the one my DH had when I met him!
@Kirky658 I was reading down all minsters followers reading your name out. 🤣
@MessyBob89 God that's shit. Don't you just love it when people say things like that? Yeah thanks! 🙄

The progesterone is ruining my rhr! 😫
Last month it hit 66 after ovulation and then went to 67 about 7dpo. Stayed there before coming down for AF.
This month it went up to 67 after only a few days. Then I started the progesterone and it went up to 68 after I did. So I'm guessing it'll make mine artificially high, because its climbed again. Which is not really helpful!

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Sunbird24 · 26/04/2021 16:08

I do love a ‘broken’ cat pic! 🥰
Think my HCG is nearly back to normal, but still can’t decide about the PGT. At 43 is it at all likely they’d give me another go at IVF with my own eggs so I could test fresh rather than having to defrost and refreeze? I guess I’ll have to ask them...

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 16:13

@paintfairy I know, she's aware of my struggles too. First time I'd seen her in person since a MC in December so was all a little awkward...

I feel like I need to get onto looking rhr - not something I've thought to track before!

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 16:15

So I'm still poas now my ics have arrived. Just done third one of the day.
Am I losing my marbles, is there something here? I feel like I can see SOMETHING. Maybe just an indent though? Surely I'd be getting better than this if positive at 15 dpo?! 😩

The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39
Sunbird24 · 26/04/2021 16:19

I feel like I can see something too @MessyBob89, but can’t be sure!

Juno231 · 26/04/2021 16:24

@MessyBob89 i see a faint something but tbh I think it could be an indent? I think those ones when really faint aren't to be trusted as you can see the test line through the white sometimes even when negative.

@paintfairy or that's what your RHR would look like if your progesterone was naturally higher? Yours was in the 40s yes? My peak/trough was 72 and 63 this past month if it helps you feel better lol.

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 16:28

@Sunbird24 @Juno231
Glad you guys can see something. Definitely something there but agree, could likely be an indent. It's stronger at the bottom so don't know if that causes your eyes to imagine the rest of the line. Going to try to hold off doing another until the morning!

larrythelizard · 26/04/2021 16:31

I can maybe see something too @MessyBob89 but maybe try again with FMU?

MessyBob89 · 26/04/2021 16:39

@larrythelizard yeah definitely the best plan!
I've got to go on a site visit to our work's warehouse tomorrow with two other colleagues. Not sure if it's a blessing that I won't be able to test after I leave in the morning or if it's a good opportunity for bloody af to show up and unleash hell having been late!

DOB78 · 26/04/2021 16:58

Hi y'all 👋 bobbed on to say thankyou for all your kind messages. I'm still clutching at straws that maybe I OV'd late but it's unlikely I think I'm using OPKs properly. I've been walking, exercising and planning a ttc-less future. I'm gonna pop up top with the wine, the caffeine and ditch all the tablets I want my body back. I'm so grateful again for this lovely safe space 💕

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