The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
& minstermusings on insta - some of our ladies have made special anonymous accounts so we can link up via me 🥰
If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@bez91 I was convinced I put my name there as Tornado2Inc! But glad it helped!

Not getting a new one as I was already made fun of here a few months back for peeing on a Game Boy. I did get Femometer app + sticks + fancy BBT thermometer, so that should be fun! Graphics are way better, too

@Catherinettc very much guesswork so! Are you far from the hospital?

@paintfairy I know 😂 I just gave up after that! No point correcting a correction!

@2020mission not on Instagram and had to let the blog go, hard enough keep up here!

Ha I'm the same @paintfairy. I have a separate one for the bus as I'm a bit worried about someone I know seeing all of this - I wouldn't talk like this with everyone...! And another bus member lives in a small place I have a connection to so it made me super paranoid!

RIP pee machine @Tornado2Inc how exciting that you get to buy another! I'm pleased you posted as it reminded me to order some more sticks for my clear blue one ahead of them running out!

@minster2012 I did some the 1st day and was fine not done any since haha.. I'm gonna be sore lol may is gonna suck!!

@dob78 how you doing today?

@minster2012 I still have my wine glass that holds half a bottle... have a spare one for anyone that wants to share up top deck with me lol

@larrythelizard I am so with you on that! I am terrified of this, um, a rather graphic account being linked to me! I am actually a nice person IRL hahaha!

@Tornado2Inc it does say your name underneath. 😁 @bez91 i don't think we were, I've added you! @larrythelizard I wasn't bright enough to set up another. Plus- don't they link to fb anyway, so it still highlights connections? I knocked a lot of people off mine though (not that I had many) but yeah the downside is I can't put anything ttc related on it!

@paintfairy I'm not sure who you are on Instagram. It's definitely easier to spot the ladies who set up TTC only accounts as I think we all have usernames or bio notes that match the username here.

Paintfairy just got bit by a horse if that helps people figure it out?

Ahh @Juno231 that helped!

@juno231 Yes, it helped massively!

Had my first stims scan and I have 11 follicles on right ovary, 8 follicles on left. 9 of the follicles are over 10mm
My left ovary is annoyingly sitting on top of my uterus. She said she hopes it moves before EC...any tips to move it? 😬

Hi All. This thread reminds me that I really need to figure out how to better manage privacy on Mumsnet as a new user so that I don't out myself! Especially as I use this space to vent!

I had some beer last night and tested. BFN. AF is due on Wednesday or Thursday. I'm OK about it. I think on some level I don't expect it to ever happen so I can't be bothered each time it doesn't.

I met with my friend this weekend who was talking about how she got pregnant the first time she tried and how fun taking tests is etc and it stung a little. I know I'm over-sensitive and she wasn't saying anything out of the way and I am really happy for her but I am just fed up of this long slog too.

I had zero symptoms this month (I've never been pregnant so the "symptoms" other months were all in my head, but you know what I mean) so that probably helped with getting the BFN. The only change this month is that I haven't endured days and days of migraines but that might just be my body getting used to Clomid maybe, 3 months in.

@Juno231 🤣 That's as exciting as my life gets. Little shie. But yeah I don't suppose many people have just put that on. 🤪 I'm not sure I know who you are though @2020mission*

@Crazydoglady123 my left one was awkward to scan because it was above when I went day 4. But when I went back day 9 she had no issue so I'm guessing it had moved? Ride a horse or walk the dog is my only suggestion. 🤣 I think they move all the time?

@paintfairy I don't have them anymore... my old girl is out on loan 🙈 Your bite looks sore btw! Did you ride to move yours then? I feel like I need to go trampolining or something 🤣

Or hula-hooping? 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

@Crazydoglady123 hilariously he got me on the scar where my mare bit me once before! She did a better job mind. He doesn't usually do it. He kind of grabs when he gets anxious (he's not done it in ages though) and I was doing something different. But yeah in-between scans all I had done was ride and dog walk. Oh and an emkfit workout. Maybe try that?! 🤣

Oh lol @paintfairy I think I thought you were someone else on insta 🤣

@Crazydoglady123 god we have to worry about ovary position as well??

@paintfairy that's still more exciting than my life atm! The neighbour's cat coming over for a nap is the highlight of my day nowadays. Agreed btw that I don't have a clue who @2020mission is on insta.

Hey ladies.
Obviously my username has no connection to my name. @franklydear I think ur a Marie.
Mines irish so yas would struggle with pronouncing it lol

So due af wed, last 3/4 months I'm spotting for 2 days b4 so no sign yet. Rhr started to drop slightly so will see how tomorrow goes, if it levels out or rises I might test. Think I'm about 11dpo today.

My Instagram page bio has my mumsnet username in it. I thought you'd have guessed @Juno231 back when I thanked you for the hellofresh 🤣

@2020mission so it does! 🤣
@Juno231 the neighbours cat? 😆 I don't even have any visitors. I'm sure my life has never been exciting but this last year has been as dull as!

Haha love the guessing game of who's who haha! Tbh I know I have @paintfairy and @Tornado2Inc sussed out on insta but others I probably follow you but have no idea who you are from the usernames haha!! @Juno231 has always had my brain working hard to work her name out haha!

We have all actually become quiet close over time and it's so lovely to have friendships that are a little mysterious haha reminds me of playing the game who's who haha xx

@2020mission hahahaha I wish I was that sounds like a cool place 😂 Kirky is a childhood nickname as it sounds very close to my actual name (no my name isn't Kirk 😅) I'm also following minster on insta so that may help you to guess possibly, possibly not! Xx

@2020mission ah maybe I sussed you out and then lost you again lol - my brain is a sieve. Let me see if I can find you again

@paintfairy yeah he comes nearly every day - lets himself in or taps on the window to be let in, marches up to the bedroom and naps for hours.

@Hopeful110 ha my username has 88 in it and the last pic was of a hole in my ceiling