The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
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If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@Haiyaa yes, i heard that too, it caused all kinds of problems, bloody hormonal women 🤣😂

@Katao yes it's always weird when you find out Ppl's names, when ppl from here get mine they are often "I can't think of you anything else than Minster 🤣"

We'll coax you out @Franklydear 🤗

@blackcurrantqueen onwards and inwards! 🍆next ones lucky

Ha I know what you mean @Katao I think I have all sorts of pictures in my head about you all!!

@blackcurrantqueen sorry to hear about AF but a 13 day LP is 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼, definitely a sign things are changing in your body?!

@Franklydear pleased you're back on the up. I assume you're called Maria or something else equally Spanish!

@Dollybird89 @Minsster2012 what's this squat challenge you two are doing?!

@bez91 if DH isn't sympathetic then deffo have a face on.

I weighed myself this morning and FUCK ME I have put on some timber!! Diet starts today!!!

@Minster2012

Sorry, I'd been sitting at the sidelines as I'd counted myself out this month! Bfn on 11, 12 and 13 dpo with FRER. So on Saturday I had a few beers in the sun!

However, still no af! I didn't test yesterday and felt cautiously positive for this morning as af was due Saturday.

I did a clear blue early detection but think it's gone wrong - just dye all over the window... Horizontally as well rather than vertical. Managed a dribble more into a pot to do another FRER with 😂 but nothing. Maybe the suggestion of a line on a particular angle but I think it's wishful thinking.

I don't feel like af is coming... But SURELY an FRER would detect at 15 dpo? Has anyone experienced their cycles getting longer? I'd always been 25/26 days, never over but last was 27 (although a CP) and we're now on CD29 for this one!

@larrythelizard not Maria, but you're in the right track

@Franklydear I can't get away from your username so any name I think of for you ties back to it somehow. Francesca is my current guess.

@katao as bad as it sounds - my mental image of people is automatically white?? I always feel bad then when I realise someone is Asian or black and I've just been making assumptions.

@Juno231 Scarlett then

Or as she was called in the Spanish version: señorita escarlata 😂

@larrythelizard diet starting!! It's 100 squats a day in may . Started early! I'm TRYING to be good eating wise,

@MessyBob89 well my SIL has told me she's pregnant and she got a negative on FRERS all the way up to 2 days overdue & even then it was faint but had progressed two days later and now she's 7 weeks and feeling sick so yes definitely can!

Omg @Juno231 scarlet/Francesca were my 2 exact guesses for @Franklydear! That's so funny. And i am shamefully with you on the default of thinking people are white. It's awisnt it because clearly that's a big part of what is wrong with the world 😔

@Minster2012 you are Michelle in my head 🤔

@Kirky658 @larrythelizard I know or someone says they are really tall and you were thunk short 🤣

@blackcurrantqueen I mean your username doesn't really give any hint does it!🤣

@franklydear Mary so if Maria is close?

@MessyBob89 I'm sorry you are having such a head wreck with tests, must be torture. Hope you get an answer soon and it's the right one!

Morning all, I will catch up after work but just wanted to share that 12 week scan was perfect, baby was jumping about all over the place and very cute. I won't post a scan pic here in case it triggers anyone, but I've put it on the sidecar thread if anyone wants to see 🥰 off to work on cloud 9 now, take care girls x

Anything is possible @MessyBob89, you may have ovulated later than you thought? Until the fat lady sings (or AF shows up!) then you're still in!

In my head @Katao is Japanese...!

I can confirm I am not green and scaly!

@Minster2012 wow that's going some! I need to start running again as a) I used to like it and b) it burns loads of calories 😬

Ouch @Kirky658 are you seeing a physio or someone?

How are you today @paintfairy?

@larrythelizard nope not yet, I'm going to give it a days rest just walking to see how it goes, pretty sure that's what it is, otherwise trip to the walk in centre I imagine 🙄

@larrythelizard I can see how it sounds that way! Are you Liz though🤔 Elizabeth?

@Justanothercyster great news! I'll pop over a peek 😄

@Catherinettc how are you? You popped into my head last night. Hope all us ok since your false alarm.

@Minster2012

Oh well that does make me more hopeful! I've been a little nauseous 3 days in a row now. Not something I get with af. Though yesterday could well have been the few beers I enjoyed the day before when I thought I was out... Saturday morning I could have thrown up at the roadside walking into town I felt so out of sorts.

My IC restock has just arrived with the post. Still bfn but at least I can poas more over the next day or two without it costing an arm and a leg!

Thanks @Katao @larrythelizard
Still just trying to mentally ward the witch off and crossing fingers!

Haha no @Katao my username has no connection to my actual name, I think I was watching something with DS at the time!

Oh how lovely @Justanothercyster 🥰🥰🥰

@Katao hey! I'm ok thanks so much for asking ❤ just fat and fed up lol but that's the story of my life 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 nearing my tww (3 to be exact) and Google filled with signs of labour instead of signs of pregnancy 🤣 xx

@Franklydear so sorry about bfn. Had a wee hope that this was ur month 😪 but fingers crossed for next cycle 🤞 pa I'm dying to know ur name too 🤣🤣 although sometimes i enjoy imagining what everyone looks like and what they are called etc 😊 I really need to change mine from ttc but 1. No idea how to. I can just about navigate the threads as it is 🤦‍♀️🤣 and 2. Dont want to confuse anyone now that it's been so long lol xx

Hope everyone else is doing good and enjoying the nice weather 😊 xx

@Catherinettc aw glad you are ok. Nearly there. And no more than the tww googling I'm sure everything can be a sign of labour! Do you usgo over or early? This is no.4 isn't it?

*usually go.

the autocorrect seems to have a mind of its own, keros cutting words short instead of finishing them. I text like im drunk 🥴

@Katao yip my 4th but nearly 14 year gap 🤦‍♀️ dd1 was bang on time, ds1 was 4 days late and dd2 was a week early so who knows? 🤷‍♀️ I laboured quickly so that's the only thing that worries me. Apart from that I'm good to go lol 🤣 just wish there was some sort of countdown with an exact date and time cos I'm scared to leave the house now 🤣🤣 xx

So my fertility monitor died this morning. Poor thing could not handle 5 years worth of urine, I guess. Now that it seems like I'm here to stay, I decided to splurge on a fancy femometer thermometer + pee-pee sticks. Quite excited actually as I never measured BBT! Not even sure what I am supposed to be looking for!

@Katao your correction was equally funny! 🤣 Mine does that though. Writes what it wants and I don't always notice.
@larrythelizard fine today? Really bizarre. It had gone by bed time? (Other than my boobs being agony now, as well as my nipples, and me cursing the progesterone 🙄)
As for people's names- its hard to guess. And some people have their names on Instagram, and even then I'm not sure who I'm friends with exactly. 🤣 Some I know who they are on here but others I've no clue. One person often posts photos of them and their little girl and I always think- who is that?! 🤔 I know who @blackcurrantqueen is though. And she's not purple....

How does everyone not know Minster's first name... if you follow Instagram and the blog you should have picked it up 😆

Mines must be a total mystery with my username. If it helps it's pretty common and I don't really like it 😅 I'd guess Francesca for @Franklydear too.

I'm convinced @Kirky658 is from Kirkintilloch because Kirky is what locals refer to the area as 🤣

@paintfairy I'm the same no idea who anyone is on Instagram. You could be my friend, I wouldn't know 😂 @Tornado2Inc only just worked out who you are on insta from this post 🤦🏼‍♀️ RIP fertility monitor ☹️ will you buy another?