The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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If you want to sign up & get updates please do, please note your username if you comment shows up to others so maybe make it anonymous I won’t be offended 😂🤣(unless you are mean)

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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@Dollybird89 day 22? again?gosh,
I am being really unhealthy today, but tomorrow diet and exercise starts again, but I might need you to keep me to it, I am also taking joe wicks advice and put the workouts on the diary to try to keep to them, but today, wine chocolate and cakes

At least no worries about my vaccine mid may.... and no Xmas birthday, plus extra time to shift more weight...

Oh the fucker @Franklydear definitely warrants wine and anything else to make you feel better. They told me that after my MMC and took another 8mo to get pregnant again. We've got your back even if DH doesn't quite get it. I'm with you back on diet and the exercise tomorrow, especially diet.

Welcome @kaylsd you're not wrong that's it's not exactly as described in sex Ed!!

😂😂😂 @bez91 I do think they should not have attractive men to do gynae procedures!!

Wow @Dollybird89 22 days?! You can deffo go back to bed!

If I considered opks, I need recommendations and instructions, I am running out of time...

Permission to join the bus please? AF was due on 19th April and still isn't here... ovulation day was 5th April. When am I allowed to think oh I wonder if I am pregnant? 🙈

@ArrrMeHearties. think you can test now, we would, way before

@ArrrMeHearties embarrassing story for your ticket, specially at the time of your joining

@franklydear I'm all about the walking atm.. keep walking up this huge hill near me.. my goal is to walk it without almost collapsing at the top... think I'm calling today a potato day though.. af is taking it's toll and I need rest. God help me in may for the 100squats a day challenge!

Cake sounds sooo good right now..may have to go buy some

@Franklydear I use clear blue OPKs and then do cheapie ones as well once I get a flashy high fertility face. I splurged on fertility friends as well as natural cycles this month and fertility friends has put ovulation at a slightly different day which has blown my mind a bit! But then I'm not pregnant so not sure I'm the best advert for them 😂😂😂

Definitely test @ArrrMeHearties. An an embarrassing story please!

@larrythelizard 11dpo I'll test later just trying to hold in some wee long enough to poas!
@paintfairy finish nights Friday, I hate them and asked to stay off them whilst ttc which was agreed but then changed, hey-ho.
@Franklydear I'm really sorry to hear the witch arrived drink all the wine and coffee. Sending you a virtual squeeze x

@Minster2012 nearly done finish night Friday, I think they send me a bit doolally had to leave earlier this morning still felt ill

Nearly there then @DOB78. I've got friends who work nights and I'm in awe of how they do them, they're so tough!

@Franklydear ahhh sorry to hear AF showed her minging face! I had everything crossed for you 😔 drink plenty of wine and scoff your face with whatever you prefer xxx

DH update, he read the messages quickly and didn't realize what it said, ok is his acknowledge answer, his analysis: I haven't spotted before flow for a couple of cycles and af getting stronger must be good, unsure on the opks, but we'll do it together if I want, I don't know if I want

Once I ended up covering a lady in tomato sauce as I was biting and squeezing the sachet and it exploded all over her white top 🙈🙈🙈

Just did a clearblue digital test and it came back negative :(

@Franklydear it's difficult to keep going isn't it especially like we said we feel like we're running out of time. Go gentle on yourself you don't have to make any decisions today just eat the cake and drink the wine

So another BFN convinced its because I can't hold my wee in long enough or I'm not pregnant 🤔

@ArrrMeHearties omg was she furious?? And I'm sorry for the BFN 😔

@Franklydear what a bitch the witch is. I agree with OH and your cycles have stopped being randomly super short no?

@larrythelizard not having seen your chart I'd say FF over NC as the latter is good at preventing pregnancy but their pregnancy algorithms aren't as good.

@paintfairy mind you I don't think your spotting and egg health is at all related 😬

Tbf to your DH @Franklydear that's exactly my theory, luteal phase getting longer and had some symptoms in TWW (that's not two weeks) so progesterone levels must be rising like they weren't before. Almost makes me want to start counting cycles as 'trying' from this month as I don't think I had a chance before now!!

Sorry for the BFN @ArrrMeHearties.

Could be either @DOB78, I'm hoping it's not holding long enough 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Really warm in our garden today, obv I made sure DS had suncream on but I'm burnt! What an idiot!

@Franklydear oh no! So sorry about the meaty mistress arriving 💔

@bez91 ah I have a tilted womb too, though it doesn't actually affect anything luckily. Haha can't wait to see your ohs reaction to that 😂

We've been packing up the house all day and I'm TIRED! And going to get hangry soon.

Welcome newbies 💕

@Ltay2 6 weeks already! How has that happened 😬😬 bless him, it's horrible when they're in pain.
Have just requested to join the FB group-although I'll probably never recognise anyone in there, I'm bad enough keeping up here 😂

@Franklydear so sorry to hear the meaty bitch has arrived-I swear she sits waiting for you to poas, I used to find everytime I got to the point I thought this could be it and braved a test she'd bloody arrive as I wiped 🤬 hope you did something to cheer yourself up😘
Glad you're focusing on the positives.

@kaylsd welcome to the crazy bus 😂

Those talking about supposedly being more likely to catch in those first 6m it was 8 months after my mmc that I got my bfp so I'd now take that with a pinch of salt.

I'm say in the garden and my neighbours are having a bbq-it smells amazing. Maybe I will listen to OH and trade our gas bbq for the real mccoy after all 🧐

X

Thank you all, don’t know what I would do without you, I spent the day knitting my pirate skull and bones, I thought it was a blanket but I suddenly envisioned a bag, hmm, I ate a lot of chocolate and then had hot chocolate, real Spanish thick one, not the chocolate milk they serve here, while watching trashy tv
I don’t know if to start opks, I’ll need help if I do, or to bag it in altogether, is there any point?
@Juno231 27 days, longest since the miscarriage , and no spotting
@DOB78 you’re right, today is not decision day

@Franklydear that sounds like an epic day, would love to see your creation. Mmmm that hot chocolate sounds amazing too.
Its really difficult to stay positive and keep going isn't it. Even though they don't understand talking to OH might help. I also finding writing my thoughts down helps, it calms the chaos my mind xx

@Franklydear skull and cross bones sounds epic. There's a (lush) Spanish restaurant where I live and DH raves about their coffee - I've forgotten what it's called but it's essentially coffee made with super sweet evaporated milk (sadly I can't do dairy otherwise I'd be all over it!)

@Clairey844 were also a gas bbq house and not having to wait for the coals to be the right temperature is a win for me!

Just spotted your wisdom on FF thanks @Juno231. I like that it tells you when to start having sex and when to have 'focused intercourse'! Am aiming to temp at exactly the same time this cycle to get more accurate but ended up with DS in bed with me from 5am and didn't want to wake him up with the beeping thermometer at 6.30!