The nurse impregnated me when DH wasn’t there 🤞🏻😱TTC bus 39

[Minster2012]

Well that was an ovulation tea party to remember! 💃🏼🥑🍍🥗🌮

Thanks for turning up you lovely lot and so Welcome back on board the bus where our route now takes us through the POAS early corner of shame to the “I’m gonna wait until AF is late this time” and then stopping at the fertility clinic to drop off a bunch of giggling girls going to get their foof felt up by a load of nurses and hopefully get impregnated by them! 🤞🏻

This bus is the one where TTC happens in many different forms, shagging conventionally, unconventionally, with the help of scientific intervention, IUI/ICSI/Clomid/IVF & even just watching from the top of the bus 👀. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been trying for days, weeks, months or like some of us we’ve been around each other for so long we can’t bear to leave, nothing is TMI and there’s never a silly question...

Hell we KNOW TTC is tough, lots of us have had heart ache & are chasing 🌈so we are there for each other, as well as trying to have laughs along the way 🥰☺️

Oh and we like an embarrassing story to get your ticket for entry please!

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

minstermusings.co.uk for the blog that’s where the full stuff happens
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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
jan 7 BFPs
February 8 BFPs
March 5 BFPs

April Easter eggs! 3 BFPs so far ...
3 @Minster2012, @Asthenia @2020mission
There’s plenty of time for more

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This is a long 3 minutes?! 🤔

@franklydear good luck babes xx

@Franklydear on a frer? Strange!

@paintfairy sorry the shopping came and had to put it away

Picture @franklydear

@paintfairy I'd take it - don't gamble the egg! Also I would think it's not a shit egg causing it but a shit egg being cause by whatever hormonal discrepancy is also causing the spotting?

@notyetamumbuttrying yes just 3 days is much more manageable but your covid debacle was way worse than my little blood mishap so far! I imagine they'll do my weigh and height on the day as they still haven't!

@2020mission yes i can't wait to know either way what happens as I've now totally convinced myself I must have endo 🤣

@Crazydoglady123 @DOB78 men are shit. Mine only tries now after a year of me crying and arguing about it. I genuinely, genuinely wish men didn't exist, as terrible and childish as it sounds 😅. I'd tolerate @Franklydear 's OH though as he sounds lovely

Oh the POAS fairies are taking the piss now @Franklydear!

@paintfairy on a clear blue, sideways instead of up-down

@Franklydear I thought you might be skipping around with joy or killing the dh. 🤣 Shopping indeed..... 😆

@2alreadywantanother very faint and towards the bottom, wouldn’t photograph but didn’t imagine it, dh saw it, I took the thing apart, and saw even less

@larrythelizard yeah I thought we would of missed the egg, but apparently not. So I guess even if you can dtd ovulation day it's still puts you in with a good chance! Xx

Anyone else found the ads on the app so annoying lately ?!🤬🤬 keep clicking on them by accident

The only thing I can find online is a faulty test

Ah no @franklydear
U have another to test tomorrow?

@2alreadywantanother yes, I do and two frers coming Sunday

Yes @lucyrp bloody constantly!

@unCliche omg they are TOO CUTE!! That kitten is adorable
@Franklydear horizontal?? What? Is it clear blue?

@lucyrp yes on the ads, so bloody annoying!

@Franklydear GET A first response god damn it 🤣😂

@Minster2012 yes clear blue early response, line supposed to be vertical but came horizontal, very faint but clearly there... one more clear blue and first response delivered on Sunday, I can’t only find mumsnet and netmums blogs on it, nothing on their page, so non the wiser....😢

Hmmmmm you like to test us @Franklydear I sooo hope it's gonna be right on the first response 🤞🏻

@Franklydear so we have to wait until Sunday? 🙈
@lucyrp I use the Web page but still have the ad problem!
@Juno231 by your logic it would be pointless anyway? 🤣 who knows re the hormones but yeah maybe you are right. If I end up pregnant though i have to carry on using it, and that'll be dire. 😫

God, dunno if it's the drugs or just me. But the last 2 nights I haven't been able to keep my eyes open and I'm wanting to go to be much earlier. I've kept myself up though. My nipples also hurt like hell which started yesterday. Not my boobs, just nipples. Great.

@Franklydear Oh what's going on! We can't wait till Sunday
@unCliche Ah the cuteness 😍
@larrythelizard it's such a weird feeling I've had it the 4 times I've been pregnant but this time I'm stumped. Think it's my way of protecting myself after 2 CPs
@paintfairy he probably wouldn't notice till I was in labour he's rubbish.
@Juno231 I've given up with them they're just grown up children that struggle to deal with any emotion what's so ever. Doesn't help thats he's a squaddie and has the emotional range of a teaspoon😡.

I think I may have cracked up and have induced pregnancy symptoms I feel so ill. I'm stuck on nights and I just want to lie on the floor

@paintfairy yep likely the drugs, it's fab isn't it being the woman!

@DOB78 inducing pregnancy symptoms I think we all do! Hope the night's ok

Off to sleep now night ladies 🥰

@paintfairy I keep crying on Vampire Diaries 🙈 The drug side effects are crap. I've been asleep for a few hours after dinner this eve. Re the sore nipples I got that after ovulation when I was on Clomid. I'd deffo take the progesterone. I've got boxes of it to take from egg collection.

FFS, just done a HPT and it’s still faintly positive, it’s 3 weeks since my miscarriage started. Looks like I’ll be going back to the EPU next week...