Egg hunters vs the virgin wife - find the BFP - TTC bus 36

[Minster2012]

Ok so we need to get back to us ladies, back to fun games, POAS & getting fit, but you need to help me Cos Minster is flagging with a fuck boy body worse than the rest 🥺

Guess what...it’s nearly Easter & know what that means! 🐰🐣...We don’t want the 🐰to have the fun but bloody hell sometimes it’s a f*cling egg hunt all right 🙈🤣.

March and April we’ve got a lot of exciting times ahead with people going for Clomid & IVF as well as a lot of straight up sex for the “normal” TTC gang so let’s get shagging & FIND THOSE 🐣🌈.

We are still working on our spring challenges alongside trying to get pregnant and we’ve had great results so far- feel free to have a catch up on those and add your own.

And we are still helping each other get fitter, more positive through sharing small changes we are making in our lives and trying to inspire & support each other with these too...as well as of course being there for each other during the sad times.

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan
8 BFPs for February

One for March

Let’s go go go!

'Pequeno pito sandwiches and STILL hunting for the god damn eggs?' 😂 @Minster2012

Pitos pequeños en sandwiches sounds better @Minster2012

Also ladies I am tired of always feeling there's lots on my to do list, I am going to try to do the organised mum method, any experience?

@Juno231 frustrating but some positives out of your apt then! Things are happening 🤞🏼

@Dollybird89 that would have scared me stiff! Hope everything's ok x

@Franklydear ooh yay for school visit 🤞🏼 it goes well. Organisation has gone out the window for me recently, if I can remember to get dressed in the morning I see it as a bonus 😂

Was it on this bus we were talking about lightning fanny? I've just experienced it! Weird 😳

@DKDK123 your SIL really??? And my nearly 3 year old is spitting at me & hitting me if that helps so def spawn of the devil. Not sure why we want another so badly 🤣😂. Honestly DH has just explained the room etc and I'm surprised he could get it done tbh, I said others took theirs in and he said "that sounds much better 🤣"

@Franklydear @blackcurrantqueen if I can copy and paste that I will male it the title 🤣😂and I'm so impressed with your school stuff @Franklydear

@Justanothercyster yes apparently lightening fanny is a thing! ⚡️

Glad it went ok today @blackcurrantqueen good that there's nothing glaringly obvious wrong. Will you take them up on the progesterone?

@Franklydear weeks run smoother in this house when I use the white board of doom and write up daily chores. It would seem DH is capable of reading that and independently acting on it but incapable of thinking for himself that things need doing so it works for us in terms of a better workload split!

@DKDK123 I've heard and am dreading the threenager stage...!

@blackcurrantqueen that sounds great... totally the outcome id like from my appt in may! Good luck!

What's this lightening fanny??? What am I missing??

My motivation for exercise has been hiding for the last week but been for long walks last 2 days just trying to be aware of if I push too hard I end up unable to walk in the evenings.
As for hello fresh.. best thing ever !! I'm loving cooking all fresh foof and learning new recipes. OH is a big fan too.plus it's quite good on the wallet side. And I find the portions to be great. I forgot who got me the free box but you are a legend!!

@Franklydear that sounds promising about the school and they sound really accommodating 🤞 As for the to do list I dont think a mums list is ever done 😭

@Minster2012 sounds like the same stage my spawn of satan is going thru.......I do often think why do we want another. We must be insane! Then one hug from them reminds you why.
Bet DH is well jealous of the ones that could take someone in 😂 My DHs friend already gave him the heads up that our hospital doesn't have a phone signal so to download 'material' to his phone. However due to covid he's been sent a pot to hand in so he's happy with that. Tho he doesnt perform well under pressure and has a given time slot to hand it in to the hospital at so hoping he can actually manage on the day 🙈

Omg *fresh food!! Not foof omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dollybird89 😂 foof. It was @Juno231 that got us the free boxes... I was slow to register so I don't get my first delivery until next week. Looking forward to it though!

@Haiyaa I think you're right, the whole shock thing was just a copout because I called them out.

@blackcurrantqueen yay! Glad your appointment went well! The hysteroscopy sounds positive 😊

@DKDK123 thanks lovely, sorry you had to deal with that. Why do some people just find it so hard to have an ounce of empathy? I'm feeling much better about things today, thanks 😊 Oh bless ya, that sounds like a lot to be dealing with. His behaviour might just be a combo of all the things. I hope things get easier for you soon

@Franklydear ooh what's the organised mum method? I do bullet journalling (my own variant on it) right now which mostly works for me

Fresh foof!!

@Dollybird89 the motivation will come back!

I am mixing it up today from the boxes and using the wraps & some veg from the pork tacos to make my usual veggie tacos and then using garlic the pork and black bean tomorrow with pasta! So we keep up our 2 veggie meals per week

Right new bus here ladies

Pitos pequeños en sandwiches & STILL hunting for the damn eggs - TTC Bus 37 www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4202245-pitos-pequenos-en-sandwiches-still-hunting-for-the-damn-eggs-ttc-bus-37

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I need to catch up from today. But an update from me....
Appointment went well and I asked all I need to. We are entitled to 3 rounds of medicated iui and if for some reason it goes wrong (over stimulated or you get covid etc) it doesn't count. You get 3 actual tries. Hopefully these will be back to back but it hinges on if you want to, and how many others need it that month. They prioritise the people who didn't have it the previous month. If it doesn't work we can have 1 round of ivf and the wait time is about 3 months atm. So not bad at all?
They sent us for bloods (I'm to email next week and see if results back) and DH had to fill in a consent form. HSG wasn't too bad at all. I was bricking it but I didn't find it awful. Slight cramps (I took ibuprofen before) but not as bad as period pain or anything and over pretty quick. No weird foof cleaning like @Juno231 had 🤣 and they were women. So far I've found everything really good and positive and them supportive. I feel like I've had a day out! Strange going anywhere. Theoretically we can start IUI next cycle. All my tests have come back OK - no why we can't conceive I've no bloody idea. DHs last SA was normal. So whether it's the progesterone or my black hole, I've no idea.

Did have one awkward moment. The blood clinic you get a number and wait. Then when your number comes up on the screen, you have to go through a magic door by pushing a big button next to it. Its automatic.
Coming out- there was a sign saying to push the button but I couldn't see it! (Weirdly it was not by the door, it was on the wall to the side but kind of behind where I was now stood) so I just pushed the nearest switch, which turned out to be the lights! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oops. This is what happens when you've been locked in your house a year! 🙈

@Dollybird89 we all love a fresh foof! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

New bus new bus new bus hop on ppl

Is it meme time?

Going for a sandwich theme!

@paintfairy that's good news! Glad things are moving for you.

@Haiyaa 🤤🤤🤤

@Minster2012 just seen your message from last night yea definitely feel less sicky thankfully.
I absolutely love the relationship between you and your hubby, a picture of your tits would be more helpful 😂😂 hope his SA goes ok. I'm sure it will.

@Juno231 sorry to hear your a bit in limbo great that nothing wrong though. Everything crossed for you xx

Just finished a double shift man I'm wiped,
My wee man is loaded with the cold so don't think he will be going to preschool tomorrow, and no doubt the other 2 will want to stay off, there goes my day off 😭

What's everyone's plans this weekend xx

Oh no your day off @DJmum83 😭😭😭😭😣😣😣😣

And he had a horrible time at the SA could only just perform but hopefully the goods in the end are still the same!

@Haiyaa I was gonna go sandwich too next!

Lol

@Dollybird89 they can helicopter eh @Vil10 🤣😂🙌🏻

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