Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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BFN on my official test date so I’m out for this month I knew it so I’m actually not too bad, I did my grieving on Friday but DH is devastated, he was so sure it had worked.

We have one more frostie in the clinic so I’m going to push for that to be transferred in March. I know they’ll make me take the meds for another couple of days and test again which is so frustrating as am now 11 days post a 5 day transfer ie 16Dpo!

Here’s hoping a St Pat’s day embryo will be lucky for us!

@Gensola so sorry to read it's still a BFN, I think with IVF people assume it's a sure thing when as I've learnt on here there are so many obstacles. Be kind to yourself, life is such an unfair bitch sometimes 😘😘

Thanks @Clairey844

@Gensola I'm so sorry for your bfn 💐

So so sorry @Gensola massive hugs going your way, it's so horrible make sure you have that big gin tonight & look after you. It's awful.

@Haiyaa yessss we did our funniest sex stories back in the summer we should do them again, I can't even remember now, we should do ones as we've got a load of new ppl! Tingle lube has gotta be up there! 😂🤣

We've not so long ago been caught having sex in a wood, well very very nearly caught, we think he got an eyeful 🤫 but we were sooooo close we didn't want to stop!!

I'm so sorry @Gensola...be kind to yourself today xxx

@Vil10 yes, all change since DS...🤯

@Gensola so sorry lovely xxx

@Minster2012 you are pure filth. Love it 😂

Morning everybody!
Did face masks last night and watched this new vanishing hotel programme on Netflix! Oh and polished off our box of treats!
Now to meal plan for the week and make some sort of plan for the shops 😩
How is everybody doing ? Xx

@Gensola I'm so sorry for your bfn!! Sending you hugs x

@larrythelizard that must be frustrating!! I'll let you know what I ask and get told at the drs x

@Gensola so sorry about your bfn hun look after yourself.

@gensola sorry about your BFN hun. Make sure to take care of yourself.

No plans for me today, DH told me to stay in bed for a lie in, unfortunately the dog had other plans and leaped onto the bed and started licking my ears... Ewww. DH got me breakfast tho which was lovely.

@Gensola I'm so sorry to hear that. Be kind to yourself. Sending massive virtual hugs.

So I'm really upset today and can't stop crying. We told a couple close family members and it hasn't went down well at all.
My granny and grandpa I am very close to them they practically brought me up as my mum had MS, they said some horrible things. Haven't really slept and hubby back at work today.

Xx

@DJmum83 I'm so sorry to hear that - I can't even fathom family members saying crappy things about a pregnancy unless you're addicted to crack!

@Gensola Big hugs to you and OH, your next frostie will be the one

@Juno231 have you done a test? Really hope this is it for you xxx

Yeah basically why would we want to bring another child in to this horrible world. Should have had a vasectomy a long time ago. Really hurtful things.
I just said it doesn't affect your life you don't look after my children and we never ask for money or anything. My kids are fed clothed have a roof over their head and everything they need. If your not happy just stay away from us. They walked out xx

@Juno231 could have been implantation the spotting 🤞 xxx

@Juno231 I am having exactly the same...I don’t know what’s going on...spotting Friday Saturday...now awol AF...bfn again (sick of even poas) now too long post Ovulation for a positive so am I just spotting this month...arghhhhhh!

@DJmum83 that's nuts - please just ignore them. Bit rich as well when you were born into the worst recession since WWII but clearly they thought that was a good time to bring you into the world! I tested Fri and Sat but they're blank.

@Thinkingandblinking yeah wth is going?? I wonder if my bad thrush delayed things somehow but I think that's clutching at straws.

Massive fingers crossed @Juno231- I think that sounds really hopeful, are you planning on testing?

That's shit @DJmum83 - I'm not sure why people feel the need to say hurtful things...even if that's what you think WTAF actually telling someone that. Sending hugs, and a big Fuck You to anyone who thinks they can tell you how to run your life.

I've just googled "why are my cycles shorter" and the first answer was Menopause. FFS! I'm 35 in a few months...! Think I need to step away from google...and think I'm getting closer to booking a Dr's appt!

@DJmum83
I am so sorry! What did they say?
It is not their business and if you are happy then they should be too, just remember that.
Xxxx

@DJmum83 sorry I hadn't refreshed ! That is just an archaic attitude and honestly that baby will be so loved you ignore them!!

@Juno231 oh my! Have you POAS? Xxx

@Gensola so sorry about your BFN, big hugs for you ❤️

@DJmum83 people can be so cruel, I'm sorry you had to deal with that. Big hugs ♥️

@larrythelizard definitely step away from Google!! Early menopause is only really on the cards if there's a family history of it. The doctor asked me about it at one point but then when I said my mum still hadn't gone through it yet (she's 54) the doctor chuckled and went "we can probably rule that out then"

@Juno231 ooh that sounds promising!! Have you tested yet?

AF still hasn't shown up for me but then yesterday there was ewcm AGAIN. So fuck knows what is happening with my body at this point.

Hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day yesterday! We had a nice meal but didn't really do much else. We don't really celebrate it. Felt a bit crappy yesterday to tell the truth, IBS is flaring so wasn't exactly in the mood for romance anyway.

@Gensola hugs love, it is horrible, recover and make a new plan, hugs to hubby too
@DJmum83 wtf! Babies are always good news!
@Juno231 test, little madam, I suggest 4 am as an optimal time😂 @Thinkingandblinking you could get bfps at the same time, too carried away? Meh
@larrythelizard that's my worry too, and I am 43....

@Justanothercyster glad your day got better 😘
@Vil10 I was looking last night but didn't order in the end, not even sure why I didn't now 😂
@Haiyaa that'll be my lunch break reading 😏
@Gensola so sorry but sounds like you've got a great attitude towards it and ready for the next transfer! So much luck to you 😘
@blackcurrantqueen is the hotel Cecil one? That's on our list! Watched lupin last night and the serpent Friday and Saturday. Both very good!
@Juno231 have you tested yet?? X
@DJmum83 so sorry hun, that's really mean of them! You do what you want, it doesn't concern them x

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/legal_money_matters/4165089-SIL-recently-died-Can-my-BIL-get-access-to-her-accounts this one is funny too, for all the wrong reasons

I think some of us can use this, sent by someone in my union