Ice Skating Lake Spermo on our AIBU chip-piss-sticks TTC Bus 32

[Minster2012]

Are we sitting comfortably MN?? Clutching them pearls tightly?? Are we being reasonable?? I doubt it!

Good, cos we’ve CUM TO PISS ON YOUR CHIPS...oops sorry, our Piss sticks, and use pearls in our ass...well, it’s a special occasion right??? ❤️🥰🎁💌

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we talk like it’s a WhatsApp group so be prepared...but don’t worry cos long as you pop in and out & say hello once in a while you can sit on top, we’ve got room for you to chill out if TTC gets too much.

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but FOR THE THIRD TIME no!

If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight Australia what the hell?!) & pissing off the rest of Mumsnet.

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of and we are now OWED BIG.

Valentine’s Day Menu....

• Some Ladies ordered new undies 🙌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered sticks to piss on 🤞🏻
• Some Ladies ordered no undies 👌🏻
• Some Ladies ordered wine & chocolate 🍷
• The bus driver ordered BFPs all round

Whatever we all get for Valentines, we’ll be here for support ❤️🥰😍

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

Come on February 🥰

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@notyetamumbuttrying I really need to start watching it!!

@Haiyaa hahahaha that made me laugh😂 currently in lake spermo✌🏼

@DJmum83 we've just DTD so hopefully we've done enough🤞🏼

So just bonked, and unfortunately I finished before OH so no upsuck but we used conceive plus, anyway he pulls out when he's done and he goes "I don't actually think I got it all out then" I say well you best slide back on in because lord knows we can't be wasting any of those at this point, get them all in, so he put it back in and got a giddy up and got rid of the whole lot, eeee bloody romantic😂😂 on that night I'm off to sleep, night girls❤️

@DJmum83 I wouldn't even consider anything other than an elective section, my chances of ending with an emergency were huge last time and they would be the same this time so I'd rather go for the safest of the two section options. Consultant was an arse last time and I've got him again 😩 battle commences on Tuesday but I'm not 22 and willing to put up with any shit this time round 💪🏻😂

@DKDK123 thanks for sharing all that info earlier, it was really interesting to read

@Minster2012 it's so stressful! Why can't my body just be normal and work 😂 is there something in the water today? My cats have also been going mad today, getting into everything and racing round the house

@blackcurrantqueen yeah my cycle is super all over the place. Will see if there's anymore ewcm tomorrow - maybe it was just a one off?

@notyetamumbuttrying aww no, that sucks about your appointment - is there a chance it might not be the case though? That they won't be calling to cancel, I mean

@Franklydear our bodies are fuckboys. Hope you feel lots better soon

@bez91 ahh ok, not just me then, that makes me feel a little better!

@InkyPaper cos if your body just worked then you'd be pregnant each month right! Well or very soon into trying anyway!

@Vil10 good work that man! We need some new lube, it's on the list for today!

@Gensola good luck 🤞🏻🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying good luck with your call today when they open then I hope you can enjoy the day off together 😘

@minster2012 I'm hoping the tiredness is a symptom too 🤞🏻 but we all know progesterone likes to troll us so who freaking knows 🤷🏻‍♀️ I had a dream last night that af arrived like a crime scene so I woke up and felt a little bit crampy and I was like oh shit she's here & I rushed to the bathroom... But alas no. Just a dream.

@DJmum83 @Minster2012 Thank you! It wasn't quite as bad last night, hopefully the splints will work! I am working from my sofa on the laptop which isn't helping matters but trying to work up until Easter weekend (week before due date) to give me more time off once baby is here.

@DJmum83 can I just ask what on earth is a wondfo?😳

@Missgoldilocks oh no not the dreaded Covid! How many weeks are you now ? X

@larrythelizard Pahaha thag thread 🤣🤣🤣

@Gem176 I have terrible cows licks at the front if I don't style my hair so can't leave the house without doing something 😂.

@Kirky658 great news about full pay again just in time for baby! Also totally with you on the mcfly thing with @MartyMcShy 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying let's hope they're not cancelling and bringing it forward for you! Fingers crossed xx

I spent 5 hours yesterday on a video call with co workers doing something none of us had ever done before and thought we'd done a really good job then got an email back from boss not saying thank you or anything and one of us sent an email back saying we thought we'd done well (slightly arsy tone of voice😳) then our boss sent an email back apologising about 5 times but really we all knew she was fuming we'd called her out on it 😳

@Minster2012 you dog humping made me laugh! We had an incident though the day before yesterday? Yet never before!
Out walking. Another dog we see sometimes (got a coat on, but looks maybe ridgeback or something like?) was there. We passed once and never had issues before either. He was coming towards us and suddenly decided something was up the tree, just in front of us. He ran up and was stood up against it looking. Not jumping or moving loads, but clearly like- i want something up here. His owner was shouting him. My dog sees this and randomly goes over and does the same thing behind him? So now they look like they are doing the conga. My dog is only 12kg though so much smaller. Would have made a cracking photo. 🤣 Anyway he's shooting his dog and I'm shouting mine. Nothing. Then obviously it goes past the point of being polite on my dogs part. Which sets off a fight! His dog told mine to piss off (rightly so) and mine was not happy at this (he gobs off back, but carries on a little too far). I'm like- yeah alright. Jeez. When we got home I realised his ear was bleeding. 🙄 Not bad. Bloody dogs! 🤣🤣🤣
@InkyPaper work as normal? Erm. Asking mostly the wrong people! 😆

I had proper red spotting last night. AF not due until next Friday. Although now I'm not bothered. Because hopefully we can get checked out and deal with it!

@Minster2012 God I really need to read things back before positing. You were not humping your dog and the man was not shooting his. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've only skip through, I'll read properly on the bus, feel the same quite crampy, a bit nauseous and bobs and, sore foof like awaiting af as well, like is going to come, I don't feel right, might have a bug, will give it a few days and then consider testing again, it's not for luck of test, I have the next week off, so this bus has no chance 😂 think of tittles quickly @Minster2012

@lucyrp it's a make of pregnancy tests they are cheap on Amazon.

Well it's official so nice to see it in writing xx

So we got a new bathroom fitted in October £6500 it's been nothing but problems since it went in toilet blocking, shower leaking and now the floors soaking.

So hubby has just rang them and went mental they are on their way so they say.

So this is going to be one row. They have been taking the piss with me. They put a massive pipe with 2 bends from toilet to outside how they thought that would flush I don't know.
And my cooker isn't working.

So waiting for the 3rd thing to break.

Xx

Not letting me add pictures. But I got a pregnant 1-2 today xx

@Minster2012 I do really like this lube!!

@paintfairy sorry you're spotting😩

@DJmum83 amazing!! Bet it's lovely seeing it in writing! Also what a pain with your bathroom, it's always the case things for things to go wrong or break all at once isn't it!!

So obviously in the TWW, 1dpo, anyone else the same??

Sorry I meant officially not obviously😂

Ladies no answer!! Grrr, will keep trying and update properly. Just wanted to say no answer so far.

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks lovely. I hope you get an answer soon, so annoying!

@Minster2012 oh man ds and dog, what a mess haha!
I missed last nights but yes, I wish Martha would speak up about Jess! I feel like she's judging her but enabling her.

@Gem176 haha yes, very spontaneous for us indeed!

@DJmum83 its a piss take with anything you get these days. My mum had a new kitchen last May. Omg. Never known so much drama. What a balls up and it's such a lot of money? To months to sort and now she doesn't really like it. And a friend at work had asked issue with their ensuite. They went through a really expensive company too. Shower leaked through their living room ceiling just after the 2 year warranty ended. I find that unacceptable when my dad used to fit our own bathrooms and it didn't leak after 10 years, never mind 2. Wtf?
Definitely give them what for! Twats.
@notyetamumbuttrying probably still drinking tea and eating biscuits!

I am def not humping my dog @paintfairy and yours made me laugh too, sometimes dogs are just dicks, like men. Sorry you are spotting, can we think IB?

@Franklydear 😳😳😳😳

@DJmum83 excellent on the 1-2 weeks not do good on the bathroom you need to be getting on that

@Vil10 it's still so icy here today I don't think I'm gonna go out just to get lube! Might have to try get some ordered online and pay extortionate amount for delivery!

@notyetamumbuttrying keep trying!

@Justanothercyster Martha def is!! Get caught up

I was just gonna do that HIIT but went all wobbly so might leave it to later

Not a good idea to do HIIT if you're wobbly @Minster2012 - I'm taking a more relaxed approach to work today so joining a gym soon at 9am 👌🏻

@Haiyaa got two lines pretty much the same on the OPK yesterday but then not as strongly, will see what today says - but according to natural cycles today is O day because my temp has started to rise again (I think that's how it works, I'm sure I did some of this when I TTCing last time round but I literally can't remember anything!)

I mean this morning was O day if you get my drift 🍆🍆🍆 haha!

@Vil10 I think I'm a day behind you so happy to join you in the crazies and symptom spot!

Roll on the weekend, I have two options for nice underwear so trying to decide which to go for!!

@Minster2012 hahaha true! Could you imagine if it just worked like that though? You decide you want a baby and BOOM! Pregnant 😂

@paintfairy 😂😂😂

@Franklydear if you've got loads of tests there's no harm in double-checking. If it's not baby-related, I hope you feel a lot better soon

@DJmum83 hurray for 1-2 weeks! I think it always feels a bit more real with the digital ones. Sucks about your bathroom though - glad your DH had got them to return! Hopefully they'll sort out their mistakes and you'll get a lovely working bathroom back!

Guy just turned up and was really arsey with me then seen hubby come down the stairs and totally changed.
Hubby just gave him what for.
Oh I'm so sorry this will be fixed. Total horrible man x

@DJmum83 dick head. I have dealt with all our work men and they have been ok with me. But any like that want shooting. 🤬 Do your bloody job! Shouldn't get back chat just because you are a woman.

@vil10 that sex story, love it, get it back in and finish off 🤣🤣🤣
@paintfairy that really made me chuckle, the second post particularly about shooting and humping!!

Been up since 6am as DH has to go into school today. Took dog for 30 min walk, got back, 40 min run with running buddy, now shattered and still got a day of work to do...

Also DH has been requested by the NHS to partake in the nationwide random test sampling for covid, he's had a test kit through but he has to book a courier via a website first before he does it so he knows when to swab. The website to book said courier is only operational from 9am to 530pm so we haven't had chance to do it, they don't make things easy!!

I got through and they want to do a virtual call next weds, but just for me?! I asked about the 22nd appointment and he could only see that in my husbands name, so odd?! But yeah, seems all is good and I'll check on weds if we're still due in on the 22nd! Thanks for the well wishing msgs, this ttc lark does beat you down doesn't it! I was convinced it was to cancel!