Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Oh @Minster2012 ❤️ just read your blog ❤️ your analogy of the splintered glass made me think of the Japanese art of Kintsugi (I may have just googled exactly what it was called...) Where broken pots are repaired with gold and the end result is more beautiful than before. Love your blog, thanks for sharing your story

@InkyPaper oooo off to google that, I'm def a better person now, much nicer, much more open too, a better Minster. I've always been a bit "cold & hard/business bitch" in general which I still have but it's more as protection now and I'm much much nicer overall, life is too god damn short, I have way more fun, way more silly in past few years Cos I just care less 😋😊

@lucyrp 6 times??? What did you eat????

Hi everyone, still here just busy giving (and receiving) covid vaccines. I expect to feel rather sorry for myself this weekend with my sore arm!

Sorry to all who have been visited by AF over the last couple of days fingers crossed February is packed with BFPs, I want to see some requests for “line eyes”!

@Billythecat one of my first symptoms with DD was cramping probably around a week po. Fingers crossed it’s a sign of a BFP on the way.

Oooh @Minster2012 I remember that dildo cam for a scan when I had a fibroid, they have the mood down with the low lighting but feel like they could maybe take you out for dinner or even buy you some flowers before diving into the foof 😂

Happy weekend everyone!

@Haiyaa ahhhh hopefully all you get is a dead arm that would be great 🤞🏻💪🏻I know we've had a weird spell where I said a lot of ppl on the bus seem to have fallen in line with their AFs like when you get a household of girls?? And you "regulate together?" I think that's a thing!! So hopefully feb should be a bumper month!! 🙏🏻👊🏻🤞🏻the bloody Cam always looks huge whenever I go back in! I know right especially with Valentine's Day round the corner should be petals out on the bed at least!

Have a good one! 🙌🏻

And @larrythelizard get on the Japanese yum yum i may have gone in for the bits I left earlier at about 10.30

#noshame

Has no one said about MAFS?!!
Even DH was getting into it 😂🤣@Justanothercyster @notyetamumbuttrying @paintfairy are you there yet?!

@Minster2012 haha yes I'm here! Been watching a film and having a takeaway tonight too. So great tonight wasn't it! Jess and Martha tho 😱 #noshitsgiven!
Read your blog, banging pic babe! Sweet story too ♥️

@Haiyaa it feels forever since we had a spur of bfps

@Justanothercyster I do have some ginger nuts but finding them hard to stomach so on the search for some lemon and ginger tea which may help.

@Kirky658 oh well you never know! They may try abdo first and then go internal if they can't find anything that way☺️ hoping the sickness doesn't follow me in to this morning. Was feeling much better in general until yesterday🥺

@Minster2012 literally nothing 😅 had half a fish finger sandwich for dinner which I threw up early afternoon and then I haven't stopped since 😭

Morning ladies
How are we all doing?
I'm knackered, feeding myself caffeine snuggled up on the sofa.

Have vaguely caught up but not properly just yet!

Is it bad to want to go back to bed as soon as you're awake 😂

I must say I'm not actually enjoying this series of MAFS in the way I enjoyed other series. It all just seems rather staged and over dramatic for the cameras, one or two bumpers fair enough but they've deliberatley chosen every psycho girl they could find for the show 🙄 Don't get me wrong it still won't stop me watching as its good car crash TV but it's just a bit OTT compared to other seasons.

@lucyrp jellybabies used to help me with sickness, ginger and all the usual stuff never worked but I used to carry a wee bag of jellybabies everywhere with me and have one every half hour or so and for some reason it worked, it was a woman in work that gave me the tip as it worked for her.

@Minster2012 yes!!! Last nights was EPIC! Jess omg.

@lucyrp fingers crossed for a better day beaut. As @dkdk123 says my mum swore by jelly babies

@blackcurrantqueen dog woke me up barking so I'm awake!

So I'm starving, woke up with a headache after waking up so many times to pee. I feel I have to share I've not been able to go no2 for 2 days now!!! It's getting me all emotional lol

@Justanothercyster @Minster2012 oh no I'm behind, so not watched it yet. I don't think I'm too behind, I need to check. I've watched 17 I think. Jess is a bit of a stirrer anyway though. I can't believe she sided with Ines. How can it get more dramatic than that whole saga?! 🤣 I must admit @DKDK123 I'm not one for so much drama. I stopped watching big brother etc when they started putting in crazy people. Because sometimes craziness isn't obvious so you often get it unexpectedly. No need to look for it. Especially with women (got a fb warning the other night for saying most women are crazy 🤣) but I think I'm so bored because of lockdown- I'm enjoying the ridiculousness. 😆

@notyetamumbuttrying I know!! Jess 🙀🙀🙀whinging mick is all over her then he pulls back & she's throwing herself on someone else?? I like that Tamara tho. Martha is a bitch. Dino, WTAF??? DH was giving me a running commentary in a stupid drunk Aussie accent I was like I'll divorce you DH! 😋🙄@Justanothercyster I loved it, @paintfairy I said to DH I need an escape atm and it provides it!

@lucyrp you need some actual pickled ginger, if only Chinese supermarkets were open 🤣😂or anything!

@blackcurrantqueen go back to bed. Legit. DH got poked in the eye by DS & has gone back to bed but he's gotta go into work later so I think it's also a bit of a hangover. You sure it's not a bit of symptoms??

I just had to share, this is my view right now 😍

@Justanothercyster 😍 jealous of your view!

@DJmum83 how are you today? My opks are still very faint at cd14 and my FF is giving me tentative cross hairs for cd10 but I don't think it's right. Maybe it'll be like last cycle where I had nothing and then bam got a peak and same day ovulation on cd16.

@lucyrp oof I really feel for you, that sounds terrible

@justanothercyster gorgeous, 😍

@Minster2012 heres the obligatory new windows and door pic lol took soooo long to get it finished as the bricky kept delaying the job. Im really chuffed though! Love it!

I did some reading up last night and the Earths Nurture myo inositol I take only has 1000mg of myo inositol (based on 2 capsules) and 200mg of folate (which i read is a better source than folic acid as its a natural form 😕) anyways, I was taking the 2 capsules a day but after finding that you can take upto 4000mg of myo inositol a day ive decided to double up! So taking 2 in morning and 2 in evening. Might help speed things up down there 🤣 oh and my gynae appt is now on 8th March at the hospital! Instead of telephone appt on 10th march. Which im happy about! And I have an ultrasound next Friday for the spotting to check if all is OK down there 🙂 so glad things are moving and we are getting some help now xxx love to you all! And hope your all doing ok xxx

Morning ladies, last night DH couldn't sleep, so he woke me up at 4 in the morning, gave me a good seeing to, was asleep before I came back from the bathroom and is still snoring, happy to help, mate.
Luckily ds only woke up late so I could sleep a bit more

Ohhh I forgot to say! @Minster2012 there's a brand on Instagram called Bladeandrose they have THE cutest funky leggings!! When the time comes in gonna get loads haha

@Kirky658 I had an internal at 8w5d, I would definitely recommend it they showed examples of the pictures and it was so much clearer internally. Was only the width of a tampon really, and lubed up! And I feel you on the constipation front, definitely worse for me if I wasn't drinking 3l a day, and a day of fatty/junk food tends to clear me out too 🙈

Anyone doing anything exciting this weekend? Except going for a walk 🤣 we are going to go look at paint colours for the downstairs rooms, exciting times

@BlondePotter i have tickets for my sofa, and I'll finish black gloves for a colleague, a man, he went out of his way to say how great mine are and how useful it would be to have some blah blah blah, so you want me to make you some?, yes, please, why can men never say what they mean?

@Justanothercyster soooooo cute! They are both like "love me?!"

@Franklydear ha ha that's great! Happy to be of service!

@Juno231 I def think it will be a quick come and go (so to speak!) 🤣at around 16 so def worth getting a knobbing in today/tomorrow too! It's the weekend of course as well

@Hopeful110 love it! And love the colour, really swish that 😍, what's the inositol for then?

I'm meant to research vitamin D today but add it to the list.
I'm basically gonna have to not drink atm on these drugs Cos I've woken up feeling shocking, I've just been wretching, feeling so sick & with the worst headache from unsettled sleep from waking early then kind of dozing til wake up time which for me gives awful headaches (& obs progesterone does anyway) as someone who takes migraine preventative meds it's not ideal. I had 2 glasses of 9% wine with sparkling water last night so small glasses & a weak g&t like an actual single & drank 2 litres of water in between & I feel awful.

Have already added 0% kopparbergs & an alcohol free gin to shopping coming Monday for next weekend but urgh. Just urgh.

I've just forced something to eat (& obligatory Pom juice & spinach smoothie) for breakfast & feel a bit better but doing "the tiger that came to tea" and teddy bears picnic with DS & all his toys & the book at before 9am whilst DH snoozed didn't help.

Send help for him now going into work 😩
Moan over
Normal service will resume

@Vil10 any word on your second offer??

@Hopeful110 @Minster2012 I love blade and rose too! Got my friend's 1yo daughter the Christmas pudding leggings for crimbo.

I'm sorry you're feeling so shit minster :( hopefully this ivf malarkey will be over quickly ❤️

@Minster2012 thankyou! Off to find some raised flower beds today to go under the window so it'll look all colourful in spring 🥰
The inositol basically works similar to metformin from what I've read (if I'm wrong feel free to correct me) but it helps balance hormone levels and can help regulate menstrual cycles and aid ovulation. Ive been taking them for about a month now. But as I'm doubling up il stop the seven seas ttc as dont know what the effect will be if I over do the folate and folic acid :( 49 days til ovulation though 🤣 wooooooo!!

I just did a quick Google and found this on vitamin D. Might start taking some of them too! We will be shaking rattling and rolling these bodies of ours before long 🤣

@Juno231 sorry, pressed post before I caught your reply :) yeah those leggings are so cute!! I've always loved character and colourful clothes on kids, my sister dresses my nephews in all beige, grey, white or black...never any colour or characters 😐 ill defo be ordering loads of them leggings when the time comes! 😁 how are you doing?, xx