Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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@Franklydear I once tried to explain the OPKs to DH (his asking) and literally after a minute his eyes got that glazed look! Yours is so much better! Love that pig and I take it that was bossboy previously?!

@Kirky658 weirdly I can't eat cheese atm. Bizarre. Usually love it.

Literally couldn't eat another thing though atm I think I've just eaten half of Japan. It was a good thing I weighed my lowest I have done in years this morning. Def won't now. 🤣🤪😝

@Sausage1990 thank you for that! Very interesting, yes all my research suggests the baby aspirin might only be a potential "no harm" thing for me especially with my history so I've ordered some for from the transfer (some FRERs might have fallen into the basket too Cos you know, £1.50 plus £3 postage for just baby aspirin is RIDICULOUS). Still no high OPK?? But massive ewcm?? Hmmmmm least you are covering it though 🤔 both you & @DJmum83s bodies are being a bit weird then!

@lucyrp Yellow paraffin??? Eh?? Is that Like wax??

@DKDK123 join the up the foof brigade!! It's not just meeeeeeeeeeee yesssssss

@LB20xx noooooooooooo the bloody witch damn it big hugs and wine lady

@Kirky658 yep total waste of time, you are shoving something in my pussy FFS my fanny is swallowing your hand?? What dignity left is there 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Must finish this blog

@lucyrp I think we've now got representatives from all part of Wales... South is me, you're mid Wales, @blodyn91 is more North & @billythecat is more West 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 and yes Billy I missed bilingual signs when I lived in England (I was there for 2.5yrs for work) loved coming home at hearing Welsh but I got very out if practice using it.

@dkdk123 glad you found it helpful. Its really interesting i thought & definitely worth a discussion.

@minster2012 nom Nom Japanese food!!!! Yummy. I'm peckish again now.

Family zoom quiz again tonight, now very much a tradition every week, enjoy it but I fear I may fall asleep 😅

I was explaining to DH the other day why I'll have to have an interval scan next week, and he's coming with, he didn't know where to look when I said 'it's basically a massive dildo wand that gets shoved up there with a camera on the end' I think it will be very entertaining 😂🤔

@lucyrp @blodyn91 @billythecat @sausage1990 my DH is kinda Welsh, grew up for 12 years in anglesey! So we go back there a lot, and my parents have a lil caravan in North Wales so it's my second home, I love it xx

@minster2012 @DJmum83 yep my body is definitely playing silly buggers... It did this back in March-May and I had joined Lucy in the bonkers cycles brigade. But she still got knocked up so there's till hope for us 💕

@kirky685 ahhh lush. You are welcome to join the Welshie gang as an honorary member is you wish 😉

@LB20xx if you do buy them ones sign up to the 9cycle guarantee on the premom app. It's free to sign up and if you don't get pregnant within 9 cycles (tho touch wood you do) then they refund you your ovulation tests if you buy the easy@home ones.

@paintfairy sorry to disappoint re 🦎!

I've also got into MAFS Oz this week and watched more of it than I've done work, I'm obsessed! Wish it was normal times and DH could go out so I could watch some more!!

@Minster2012 I LOVE LOVE LOVE Japanese food, there's a couple of Japanese restaurants in a bigger town about 15 miles away and I'm going to be there like a shot when it's all open again!

Evening ladies!

Had a very long day at work and ended up having a little breakdown on DH. This TTC lark is ridiculous, feels like sex has just become a bit of a chore, and I'm always the one instigating it too. I just want him to come to me for a change. He was a bit sheepish when I was having a meltdown on him but also pointed out I should talk to him about this stuff too instead of holding it in until I explode. It's hard to walk that line between sharing the TTC crazy and not putting too much pressure on him.

@Justanothercyster big hugs, sorry af turned up 😔

@Tornado2Inc it is weird and wonderful the stuff our bodies can do! Meaty period 🤣 that's an awesome way to describe it

@BlondePotter ooof itchy nips are not the one. Hope the cream helps!

@Minster2012 I'm with you on conveyancing solicitors. Ours managed to screw up our stamp duty - we didn't even know until a government fine dropped through the letterbox!! DH had some choice words when he finally got through to them. Absolutely useless, if we weren't on them constantly nothing was getting done.

@Franklydear sounds like boss boy is just stepping up his shenanigans in an effort to get you talking again. Hopefully he'll pack it in soon

@Sausage1990 as someone also in the bonkers cycle gang, I sympathise! My last few have been like 49, 87, and 62 days 🙄🙈 @lucyrp getting pregnant gives me hope too 😊

@Kirky658 I envy all these people out there who swear by it, I found it the worst thing ever, it fucked up my mental health, and also caused my near enough constant pain 🤯🙈

@Minster2012 I know, fucking cow 😫 but I stopped at Asda on the way home, bought all the junk food possible and treated myself to new pyjamas! And now we have takeaway on the way!! 🤩 and OH has the weekend off work so we're going to have a lazy weekend ♥️

@DKDK123 ahh thank you, I will do☺️! Yano, just incase! 🙈

@paintfairy yeah I had to adapt and change my method as I went back up to my usual length 😂

@Minster2012 pig? Yeah, he is but picture baby bunny 🐰
@InkyPaper I think my ignoring his tea poisoning has done it, wasn't impressed
DH made home burgers with fried egg in for dinner, nice
No work till Monday now, and more 🍆 in case of late ovulation

Ah thanks ladies I've order the Clearblue Digital ones, I reckon I OV CD14 cramps and ewcm so premom app is spot on. I guess I'm just looking for some extra confirmation my ovaries are working☺ and things are doing what they should be. I'd do anything to make it happen at the minute, if the advice was to roll in the snow naked I'd give it a whirl......

@sausage1990 yayyyyy ❤️❤️

@lb20xx omg me too, when I had it fitted during first endo surgery, it absokutrly killed me, I was on codeine for 2 weeks after. This time round, had it our, kid you not I took paracetamol twice the week after the op! Nasty thing x

@Billythecat croeso ☺️
I acctually live just across the border in England 😳 so lockdowns have been shit with seeing friends and families. But I work in Wales and probably speak welsh on a weekly basis with co workers and customers, which is nice.

Re OPKs I found them useful, easy @home, cheap and cheerful and then use femometer to read them. With the cheap ones you can use as many as you like in a day so less likely to miss a peak if you have a short one.

@Kirky658 wheres the caravan at? I like Angelsey, Ynys Llanddwyn is so romantic!

@Kirky658 show him the picture off my blog or my Instagram! Here 👇🏻show him that bad boy

@Franklydear oh shit yeah it is isn't it!!

@LB20xx allllll the junk sounds goooooood

@Kirky658 I felt like I could always feel it 😫 if we didn't decide to start ttc, I'd have been getting it removed for alternative contraception instead! How they can say it's just localised hormones is beyond me, I was a train wreck!! X

@Minster2012 I got such a variety! Crisps, chocolate, sweets! Bit of everything 😂🐷

@Kirky658 did they say its definitely internal ?! They might try abdo first because you'll nearly be 8 weeks won't you ?

Been sick 6 times this evening. Not enjoying it🤢

@Sausage1990 @InkyPaper glad I'm keeping the hope going for you guys 🥰 it will happen

@larrythelizard a night of crap tv and yummy things has happened :)

Omg @Minster2012 meaty period is the new bus name 😂 @Tornado2Inc hope you're ok though x

@LB20xx eek sorry about af! I'm on CD1 today too, cycle buddies!

@paintfairy can you BELIEVE Jess tonight!! Omg!

@InkyPaper I feel you, I used to be a bit like that with dh when we were first together, hold it in then explode. It's nice he wants you to be open though. It does really help x

@lucyrp eek, ginger all the way for sickness.

@LB20xx @Kirky658 I hated the mirena. First one I had in under general at the same time as surgery and was ok but had to have another one after my second surgery as they thought I might also have adenomyosis (thankfully not, confirmed by MRI!) and that was excruciating. Took 3 attempts to have it put in and literally was screaming in my doctors surgery . Since having it taken out for TTC there is no way I will ever have another one, especially as it never did any good!

@blodyn91 I’m so jealous of your opportunities to speak Welsh! I used to go to evening classes(before work made that impossible) as I always wished I was better at speaking it, but all my relatives are English and i never lived in a very welsh speaking area so it was hard to keep up. Love watching welsh language tv when I can though!

@InkyPaper I’m with you on feeling overwhelmed about TTC and DTD being a chore sometimes! I find I also keep things bottled up until it bursts out.

I’m ultra paranoid about cramping atm as I just am dreading AF! It’s not very helpful though as I have pain often from endo anyway and it doesn’t feel like AF cramping. Am just super paranoid about my body currently . It’s hard not to over analyse every little feeling. Oh well, tomorrow is the day of sorting out a cupboard of junk in preparation to move so I’m sure that will distract me

@blodyn91 caravan is just outside Abergele, in the hills towards Llanfair something something - basically behind Gwyrch Castle!

@minster2012 haha looks very Sci fi!

@lucyrp the woman on the phone and instructions say internal but will be 7+5 then so who knows!? Sorry to hear you've been so sick lovely. Take care. ❤️

@billythecat @lb20xx good riddance to mirena!!!

@lucyrp ❤️

@Justanothercyster You're right, I did feel better once everything was out in the open. He's a good one 🥰

@Billythecat glad it's not just me!! I feel you on cramp paranoia - I have IBS and have cramps a lot (that feel awfully similar to af cramps so I can't tell). It's a wild ride trying to guess what's happening! Hope your day of sorting things out goes well 😄

Sorry been absent been blogging, hard one

@Justanothercyster noted the meaty period for bus name!

@Billythecat I thought you were like 6dpo so can't be AF??

I love a good cupboard sort but I tend to find it takes hours then looks NO DIFFERENT 🙀🥴

@InkyPaper really pleased you are feeling better with DH that's good, sometimes they are good like that.

@Minster2012 i read your blog, you're excused, if I call you inspirational, will you hit me ?
My cupboard sorts result in finding things I forgot about and really really need and cannot possibly throw, DH hates it, and I cannot let him do it, cos he'll just throw most things 🤷

@Franklydear can't travel therefore can't hit you, and you said we are going to Spain right?? Def not inspirational. A 💩show. That emoji is usually high on my used list. Thanks to this thread it's now 🍆🤣🤞🏻