Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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She also said if they said mum n dad that she would correct them to their first names! clearly someone bored in lockdown to start that post. Absolute weirdo!!

@Kirky658 in the nicest possible way, you need to get a grip. You are pregnant, you have pregnancy symptoms, you need to stop fixating on heartrate. take the watch off, shove it in a drawer and stop doing this to yourself. Be nicer to yourself, just one week to go to the scan.

@notyetamumbuttrying I was reading it and was like am I too original ?!🤯 DS is 5 and has recently loved finding out my name is Lucy mostly from when I ring my mum and it comes up on her phone and it says Lucy because he can read really well now and he picks the phone up when he's with her and says "hello Lucy" and I always correct him and say excuse me that's not my name to you is it and he says "no you're my mummy" 🥺🥰

@Katao raises a good point on the symptoms @Kirky658 you've been feeling sick right? You know you got Macdonalds which helped! I think that's made you super chilled, and def time to take the HR monitor off it's clearly stressing you more darling, and @lucyrp had a number of days which went down by the looks of it so I REALLY don't like you pregnant ladies wearing them. It stresses us all out 🤣😂🤦🏼‍♀️

That's it. I'm taking action.

BING BONG

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR DRIVER
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If you are currently pregnant and wearing a heart rate monitor I instruct you to remove it NOW. STAT. For your own sanity.*
Thank you

^BING BONG
^
Normal service can resume

Oooh, I love that we now have a tannoy, @Minster2012

@Minster2012 hahaha I absolutely love that. You need to do that more often 😂🤣♥️

@DJmum83 my lines have faded again so I reckon I'm still a few days off. Not seen any ewcm since cd8 either! Am CD11 now and dtd today at least though :)

And woop OH remembered today was start of FW week after I'd told him at the weekend - and proactively suggested dtd today!

Love your meeting OH story BTW, he sounds like such a star!

@Minster2012 erhm my marriage is based on a failed one night stand too! So excited for your big day next Thursday! Doesn't that mean 15th of Feb will be your test day!?!

Gotta keep improving the service ladies, always looking for ways to make the bus service better, last month @DJmum83 installed a roof seat, this month I've added a tannoy 😂

If you have an important announcement to make you may borrow it

@lucyrp aww love that!! It was always a sign of respect in my family. I would never dream of calling my parents anything but mum and dad. Although I have shouted my mums name whilst out, as she's deaf in one ear and we were shopping and I lost her and thought well there's probs loads of mums here but prob only one (insert my mums name) 😂
@Minster2012 haha great PSA! Here for it 😁

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah definitely and I much prefer being called mummy until they get to the stage where it's cringe for them. If he calls me mum now I do sometimes correct him and add the "y" on the end 😂🙈 you saying thays made me think of the times I got lost in the supermarket and you'd be shouting mum mum 🥺🤣

Too many lovely comments ladies, thank you so much, can't keep track of who to tag but thank you ❤️ just been napping, literally cried then fell asleep, bloody hormones, 1 week to go

@minster2012 love the tannoy

@Minster2012 driving the bus like a boss 😂
@Kirky658 😘

@lucyrp haha it was the scariest thing in the world wasn't it! I'd always get royally told off once found too 😂
@Minster2012 bus boss! 😏@Katao
@Kirky658 1 week until scan is it? Yay! That should calm your anxiety right down then hun. Not long at all, you can do this!

@Juno231 surely not a failed one night stand then?? And testing in theory would be the 18th as the clinic do it strictly TWW. For a 3 day embryo I would leave it longer & I will prob leave it til the weds 17th. Must leave it.

@Kirky658 you can do it.

@lucyrp have you seen the pisstake one? 😂

How old do I look? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4148795-How-old-do-I-look

@Minster2012 you do definitely drive this bus like a boss but loving the new addition of the tannoy haha.

@Kirky658 you can do it please try not to stress about your heart rate and just take each day as it comes until your scan hun.

@Juno231 love that your OH is on the FW awareness, that’s got to be good for getting the deed in.

I did an actual squeal of delight and happy dance reading that you've got the go ahead for next week @minster2012! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 You've passed the fluffy womb lining stage now just to get a sticky bean and you have have a whole bus load of positive vibes smacking you in the face right now willing it to happen 🤞

I impulse bought my son 2 guinea pigs tonight to keep him company since we're sucking on the giving him a sibling front. My DH said "You do realise now you've bought them this will end up being the month you fall pregnant and it actually stays and then you'll whinge the whole pregnancy that you can't stomach the smell of the cage." So if I have tempted fate and this does end up our month you'll need to add buying guinea pigs to the ttc list 😂 Shall upload the obligatory pet photos tomorrow as they're too timid tonight and hiding in their house.

Anyone else legit think they will actually cry real tears if @Minster2012 gets her bfp? Or am I just a hormonal mess? 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

@Kirky658 try to relax mra. I'm sure u stressing out will be affecting rhr too. I never ever tracked mine because I read that it's not accurate for pregnancy. I'm sure all is well and if ur hormones are anything to go by then u are definitely fine lol. I was the same in the 1st few weeks 🤦‍♀️

How's everyone else doing? @Vil10 I'm keeping everything crossed for ur offer how exciting!

@lucyrp I love how they can't get rid of us on here 🤣🤣

Oh yes for OH @Juno231 that's great! Do you think you are gonna get another peak then & you d not actually OV'd then?? Or do you think you've ovulated???

@DKDK123 I love that!! And thank you!! 😘🥰🙌🏻totally feeling the love! And yes it's got to be the case you'll get preg now that's fine & hate the Guinea pigs. 🤪we can happily add them to the TTC list if they work & add a hamster wheel to propel the bus too so I can rest 🤔

I am totally not googling implantation of day 3 IVF embryos

@Tornado2Inc @Florence13 @Juno231 ooh you guys are persuading me to invest in a cup!! I am rubbish at periods 😂
PS that story tornado hahahaha 😂😂😂

@Minster2012 YAY FOR FLUFFY WOMB!!!! I think if they didn't have any major contraindication to the aspirin I'd take it too

@Vil10 ahhh woooo for house barn offers !!!!! 🤞🏼

@Dollybird89 well done on the active day! You finishing it off with an active night ? 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying there are some weird posters with too much time on their hands aren't there !!!

Sorry I've been quiet ladies. First day back at work today! Had my COVID jab and feel a bit pants from that also!!!
hope you're all ok. DD super unsettled so that's not a great sign of a good night 🥴

Ps i cried happy tears for @lucyrp
I think I may have w'eed a bit too when @blodyn91 got her BFP
And cried for some of the MCs

Let's not talk about it.
Til the morning bus bitches xxx

Hi, hoping to join!

Been trying for no. 3 for 2 years...3 MC and 2 failed IVF cycles later, wondering where and when it all went so sideways! Loving your banter! Trying naturally this month 🤞🏻

Man I cannot keep up!

@InkyPaper yes the portions are huge, even my DH couldn’t finish it so will probably do it as a batch and portion up for a couple of days.

@Minster2012 yay for fluffy ostrich uterus! Here is a link to a Cochrane Review on the use of aspirin during IVF. As I recall, it wasn’t used a lot, then for a couple of years it was everywhere (not just for IVF but also other conditions such as recurrent miscarriage), then it sort of disappeared again. Bit shitty of them to sit on the fence, hope it’s not too uncomfortable working with splinters in their arses. Not a lot of evidence and what there is isn’t of the best quality but if nothing else it doesn’t appear to do excessive harm so should be safe to take under supervision of your clinical team if it helps you to be doing something proactive. Just make sure to always take with food even when you’re bogged down with morning sickness after your transfer 🙌🏼

I’m very boring, met my DH at uni, introduced by a mutual friend who made sure to tell everyone it was all his doing that we are together 😂 this includes on our wedding day but all in good fun!

@Juno231 I think we are going to ovulate round about same day at the weekend.
February is our month.
Good on your OH for remembering. Mine said we did it last night it's rest night tonight isn't it 😂😂 I was like yes we will rest until peak day then do peak and the 2 days after. So romantic this TTC malarkey.

@Minster2012
I have everything crossed for you.

Night night everyone xxx

@Kirky658 try not to worry easier said than done I know.
Not long for scan. All will be ok xxx