Heading for 💓day with fishy burps & wombs as fluffy as a 70’s bush we say UP YOURS TTC Bus 30

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We are heading into February ladies & let’s be honest most of us thought we’ve have cute little babies by now, but instead we’ve got lockdown bellies, fishy burps 🐠from bloody omega 3 supplements & the BIGGEST STASH OF TTC drugs in the planet on this bus including IVF, TTC, vitamins, headaches, anti sickness for pregnancy & some other ones we won’t talk about. We also LOVE a good snack, a pet, a dildo and clit sucker but badly behaved BOSSES are NOT welcome.

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
6 BFPs for jan

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Next Thursday woohoo that's brilliant.

Aww can't wait to hear about your scan @Kirky658 xxx

@Minster2012 yay next Thursday. Super excited for you.

Super Thursday @Kirky658 @Minster2012

@Minster2012 yasssss girl 🥰🥰🥰

My patience is wearing so thin at the moment think its something to do with these things they call hormones ?😉😳🤣

@Minster2012 on the blog, I thought it was me, I was going to try one more day and then asked

@Minster2012 so sorry I've only just logged onto this today! Good to see your womb lining is like your fluffy coat! And also good that it's the best it's been first time. The other factors don't seem to phase the professionals too much, so fingers crossed for transfer day, so so pleased for you hun! And on the aspirin front, I would take it. Hopefully it gives you peace of mind.
And I see transfer day is now Thursday 😌
@LB20xx we still do it too hoping for miraculous conception so you're not alone there 😂

@Minster2012 no I've not spoke to them yet, as when I got my mirena removed last year, she said it can take around 6 months for cycles to regulate again, and they're were getting shorter up until this one 🥴

Also yay for fluffy wombs and a transfer date! 🥳🥰♥️

@Minster2012 exciting news then. Fingers crossed for next week! 🥳

Loving the how everyone met stories.

@Franklydear I aim to be my fluffiest for you darling 😘hopefully work is still good with your amazing sunny Spanish disposition brightening up the day 🌞

Super Thursday yes @Kirky658 we've got this!

Ladies we've nearly made it to February! And that's hump day done so get humping 🍆

@lucyrp how was your patience before?? 🤔

@LB20xx so how long how it been now then? I'd def put a call in just to see and kind of "log it" maybe x

@notyetamumbuttrying I know!! Eekkkkk

@,Minster2012 transfer next week wow that's epic news and you have a lovely fluffy womb waiting. I really hope you get your BFP

@Vil10 @paintfairy @InkyPaper thanks for the well wishes on the BFN. Picked my sorry bum off the floor and put my big girl pants on! Tried to get a bit of 🍆 in the shower to cheer me up as we had the house to ourselves for 30 mins but DH is boring. Hey ho onto the next cycle 🤪

@Minster2012 thank you and fab fab news on the fluffy womb front and transfer next week wow - I bet the feeling is quite overwhelming, everything crossed for you!

@DJmum83 love your meeting DH story, my best friends story is identical apart from they're not married yet. They all go on holiday together and she hates it, I don't think her OH quite knows the full story about how long they were FBs for.

I've been thinking of the baby aspirin due to the 2 MCs but I find the advice confusing like when to start taking it ie from BFP or what 🤯 DD has it as she's post heart surgery so may start sharing I xx

I've just had a major breakdown, tears, howling the lot in front of DH. So panicked that this isn't a sticky bean, my RHR went down to 40 yday, up to 45 and down to 44 again in, don't know what to think, so worried. Still feel all symptoms etc but just so concerned something isn't right, think just anxiety talking

@Kirky658 big hugs lovely ❤️ please try not to fret over your RHR, it really doesn't mean anything, the changes could be caused by literally anything happening in your day. It's understandable to be anxious but until your scan you won't know anything and all you're doing is torturing yourself. Be kinder to yourself ❤️

@Minster2012 Eeeek congrats for transfer day and fluffy womb! How exciting!!
Hope everyone is good! I can't get warm at the minute it's bloody freezing!

So I'm 8dpo I have been having crampy feelings which I get with both pregnancy and af so hard to know what that's about but I do feel like my nipples are bit tender and I don't usually get that with AF so fingers crossed for BFP! 🤞

@Dollybird89 Love the dog pics....don't they just cheer you up! 🥰

@Kirky658 we are!! I feel like I'm going to be on edge all day tomorrow! And it gives us something else to focus on instead of TTC!X

@Minster2012 and I'm so excited for you!! Fingers crossed feb is our month for everything🤞🏼

@bez91 ahhh well at least you tried to get some🍆 exactly, onwards and upwards!x

@Kirky658 ohhh no, I'm so sorry you feel like this!! Please try not to worry too much, I know your rhr can be affected by literally anything and everything! I understand it must be so hard but try not to worry yourself! Sending hugs❤️

@Minster2012 you have all these ladies positive vibes and energy geeing you along too! The universe HAS to listen! And yay to getting over the hump. Love a Thursday, I always feel so optimistic and happy on a weds night knowing it's Thursday the next day 😆
@HollieL567 good signs then! When do you think you'll test?
@Vil10 good luck with the house situ and for your bfp next month! 🤞🏾🤞🏾

@Kirky658 I know it's easier said than done but please try not to worry about your RHR it honestly means nothing in relation to whether you have a sticky bean. I got my BFP on 1st August and I've attached how much it's fluctuated in the last few months (now 29 weeks). It honestly means very little and RHR is not a proven science in relation to pregnancy ❤️

@Kirky658 noooooo darling so sorry to hear you aren't feeling good, @lucyrp had a similar big dip that she was worried about and all was well, we need to get you through the next week hun to super Thursday when you can see your bean in action

@bez91 it's pretty overwhelming tbh but trying to stay positive! I think the fact they would prescribe it for me if I get a BFP must mean something and they def said it does no harm so maybe try it?! Especially if you have some for DD?

@HollieL567 oooooo hoping it's good vibes for you xx

Come on now @Kirky658 look at mine here! It dipped by 20bpm?!?! And that was the day before my scan and everything was fine !

@Minster2012 also not sure on my patience before ... not great either but made 100 times worse now 😂

Have a read of this thread...so interesting and nothing I've ever thought of myself before! Some of the comments are funny too. It is pretty unbelievable, but then again maybe this sort of thing is now normal?! Like a hipster thing to do or something.

To not want to use “mum” or “dad” etc http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4148702-To-not-want-to-use-mum-or-dad-etc

@Sausage1990 ha ha about the bus title, and on a serious note glad you feel better today (well yesterday but I'm mega behind 😂) and yes now I'm finally past 12 weeks it doesn't feel like it's taken that long...although up until my scan it seemed like it took forever!!

Sorry to all those I've missed but I just scanned down to see @Minster2012 's womb update 😂 Yay for being over the 7mm threshold...meh about their 3 layer whatever-laters schmayers, it's thick and fluffy ready for a transfer 😍😍😍😍 so happy it's good news, if anyone deserves this it's you xxxxx

@notyetamumbuttrying damn. Its gone already? You'll have to summarise!

@notyetamumbuttrying I was really enjoying reading it then it froze and got deleted 🤣🤣 personally think it's a bit odd that they feel sick at the thought of being called "mum, dad" and even worse at mummy and daddy 🤷🏼‍♀️

@lucyrp so turns out they were a previously banned poster on a wind up! Some ppl are so odd. Who gets their kicks out of creating wind up posts like that!
@paintfairy so they said they'll teach their child to say their names rather than mum or dad, but she was clearly a wind up merchant! She said it was too cutesy and gave her the ick!