BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@Minster2012 you have the best window!
I can’t give you a date, I am scared to test, still a few days to decide, I’ll wait at least until cd 30.... I don’t know anything anymore...
Enjoy your takeaway

@Franklydear you are CD28 now? Or 27?thank you, I'm pretty pleased though his nose already running out.meh

Cd 26 yet,.... time is stood still, I swear
Why is the nose running out? Is it a light? Colour it with nail varnish....

@Franklydear it's a flashing nose light, only put it on tonight, 3.30pm went to get takeaway at 5.30 & looks faint 🤨can't really see it otherwise

@Minster2012 even if it doesn’t flash is fantastic

@Minster2012 chilli foof and paprika knickers are still on the cards xxx

Got Chinese takeaway en route and am having some beers with OH whilst watching the football. Can't be bothered with the rest of 2020 now...

@Juno231 I have paprika pants down! Sounds good and yes 2020 do one

Argh! Forgot when not using the app it doesn't save your replies if you click off the page. Have been catching up on a few pages reading and at the 2nd last page got side tracked with a work txt about the new lockdown rules and lost all my replies. 😭
Don't have the brain power to go back redo it tonight it's been one of them days with an over excited, over tired toddler who fell asleep while I was making dinner so is now running about like the duracell bunny instead of going to bed. Shall catch up properly tomorrow have a good Saturday night ladies, keep the wine and sex chat flowing give me something to look forward to tomorrow! 😉

I still have my food shop to do 😢
A bit crampy today and thinking af could be on route 😢 but I ate alot of bread today. The only reason I hate baking, I eat it lol
At start of lockdown I had to stop baking as I was putting on the lbs lol

I have veg shopping to do, & like hams etc, come to think of it need to decide what veg we are having but seeing as only 4 adults & toddler shouldn't need too much 😂

Boris is an absolute . You cannot land this on people now!

@Minster2012 I don't test (agree with @clolo - literally no point 🤣) but AF due 28th Dec for me.

@Juno231 I have an arse that eats everything too! Its kind of bigger than it should be for my size. 🤣

@Justanothercyster enjoy your holiday!

@Ltay2 The nursery looks lovely! Very cute.

@Minster2012 loving the window!!

So sorry for those who have just go into tier 4, it's so so shit!!

So I've just got home from my friends child's 1st birthday where there was another baby, a 2 year old and her mums that's pregnant too, anyway it got onto the convo of "who's going to be next" and straight away everyone said me and I tried to divert but they were all so adamant and kept going on about it I just wanted the ground to swallow me up, then at the same time my other friend said she was watching with a beady eye to see if I was going to have a drink because she had a feeling I was pregnant, anyway whilst all this is being said I get af pains😭 I'm guessing I'll start spotting tomorrow as I always do 2 days before, OH is at his friends but I just had a good cry in the car on the way home, still feel a bit shitty but my OH said "don't worry, when the times right and when we least expect it it'll happen and we'll be more than ready and love that baby more than anything", and he's right, everything happens for a reason!!

Hope everyone is having a good Saturday night x

Rant incoming.... So dh arranged to meet 5 friends at an outdoor area of pub from 2:30-4:30 today. Fine, within rules.
He then tells me where hes walking past on the way home. But one of the others gf text to say they were at another pub in town! So now 8:30, he still hasn't told me he's stayed out.
I'm so pissed off. Just going round doing what he likes in a pandemic whilst his pregnant wife sits at home unaware of his whereabouts!
He's such a dick

@BlondePotter glad your Grandad was able to get it! It's such a relief having one less thing to worry about with them

@Minster2012 love the window display! Ooh microwave meringues? Sounds intriguing! Mine were a bit of a disaster 😂 I don't think I whipped the egg whites enough and the oven was a bit too hot so they were a touch caramelised...still tasted alright though 😄

I can't say I'm hugely surprised by the Christmas turnaround but it's all really sad. I know a few people who are just racing to their family's house tonight instead before everything shuts down. We had already decided to just have Christmas on our own this year, so it's not affected us too much but DH entire family are now in tier 4 anyway, which isn't great ☹️ still need to do all my Christmas shopping too and I'm betting the supermarkets will be horrible 🙈

Hope everyone here is OK 🤗

@Vil10 big hugs! ♥️ That sounds more than a bit shit, I wish people wouldn't say things like that, especially when they've no idea what others are going through 🤗

Sending hugs to those that need it tonight.

What start out as a good day, has turned into a rubbish one. Managed to do my phone upgrade last night, so looking forward to a new mobile after breaking mine 6 weeks ago. Done my nephew's 6 month Christmas photos, dressed the poor boy up as a snowman! I'm sure he'll thank me when he is older.

I've had a little bit of brown spotting this afternoon, which has set my anxiety levels off again. I was hoping to book an early scan but now we are tier 4, I don't know if I can. And to top the day off, no OH back for Christmas now .

Well, DH has made me put test in tomorrow shopping, to have at home for when we decided to test, I have some nausea and a bloated tummy, I haven't been that hungry yesterday and today so I doubt is indigestion, maybe af is in its way after all

Ah @vil10 sending hugs huni. A girl I know that had an abortion only a few yrs back to the same fella shes now expecting twins with is been taken in on the 22nd to be sectioned. I'm feeling it because I would have been 5mths 😢 and facebook will be nothing but pics of them.

This one decided to take a nible or two at me while cleaning the tank, you know what they say, if they were big enough to eat you...

@JustMouse oh no sending you hugs ! Must be horrible knowing OH can't come home! Lots of love 💕💕

@Franklydear hmm I don't know !

Well ladies it's so good to have each other isn't it,

I think it's one of those nights where we need a visual representation of how a few of us are feeling...& this picture ALWAYS represents sooo much I find...

@Vil10 "errrrr yeah but you know pandemic n all and DAMN THIS WINE tastes good...fuck off you load of (see pic)"

@JustMouse your nephew will def thank you, on his 18th, def, he'll not think you a (see pic), nope 😋but spotting, do one, and no OH, damn it, see pic (hugs, but brown lovely try not to worry too much)

@2alreadywantanother Facebook. In general. See pic.

@BlondePotter just see pic & show DH when he gets back in & say from me.

@paintfairy Boris deserves a pic right?!

My DH Isn't back yet either.

The pandemic, TWATFACE. Stealing Christmas

The only one that doesn't??
@Franklydear I'm with DH on this one soz, might as well, Boris says stay in and not make unnecessary journeys so he's being very logical 🤔

@lucyrp why don't you have all the answers?,😂😘
@Minster2012 he is being lazy, and doesn't want me to make him rush to the shop on Xmas Eve evening.... They're there.... Mutated into a Nelly and started to think I won't need them, meh

@Minster2012 Boris definitely deserves a pic.
@BlondePotter he wouldn't be getting back in the door if it were me!

@JustMouse my doctor told me unless you see tissue, you should be ok, try to relax, I know, easy to say, hugs

And the parents of another classmate tested positive today, I see unpaid leave in my future.... Hopefully by the time they're back to school the circuit would be broken....