BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

Have we an upto date list of bfp for dec and who's testing when.
How many Christmas wishes will be granted 💞

@Sausage1990 oh and with regards to vaccine - I'm not gonna take it because if TTC but then again I'm not a key worker so there's no pressure from work for me to do so!

@2alreadywantanother AF should show either tomorrow or Monday

@juno231 I have fingers and toes crossed for u hunni.

@Juno231 PJ bottoms! 🤣 Ooohh chart looks interesting!
@Sausage1990 people are awful. And cruel. I hate them mostly. 🤣 Really good news about your bleeding. Definitely cause for celebration!

As for the vaccine, I won't risk getting it until its trialled better. Pregnant or not. But with the ttc thing I wouldn't risk it. However I understand if in a more frontline job its a difficult decision. For me ttc is taking ages and I dont want to delay. If you think it might happen soon then delay the jab? If you think it won't then maybe have the jab? I dunno, it's hard.

Morning!

Picking up from last night....
@AHobbyaweek unfortunately the person I spoke to wasn't a receptionist she is the nurse consultant, a step down from the consultant. 😬we call her the angel of death. Does that mean you don't go in on Monday? Do you mean courage to say no to work or jury?

@paintfairy awww hi Dylan and my cockapoo is Dylan! Ppl are awful.

@Sausage1990 YASSSSSS!!! A white (pants) Christmas 😂🤣🤪 on the vaccine I would go ahead and have the vaccine & TTC. I've spoken to my clinic & my oncology teams & both say if offered the vaccine take it & just get it at normal stages depending on where you are in TTC as the data is so new they just don't actually know, you already have your "egg reserve" and men's sperm is developed mainly 3 months in advance so you can't do too much bout it is their view better to protect against what you do know.

How do you know what one of those things are!!! Why do i not know what one is?? Is that what you are getting your fellas for Christmas?? Have I been under a rock? What?!

@Juno231 your chart is a fuck boy! It was pjs going up your bum when you out on weight!

@2alreadywantanother I don't have a list no as it was a bit depressing for ppl & the buses we're going so fast for ppl getting to me! There's you & @Amy00 similar as well as @Juno231 theres 2 others I think too but you are sounding good xxx

Ah, can understand but I liked it. Watching certain wkends for all the bfp as we knew a few due to test.

@Minster2012 that nurse really shouldn't be in that job! If you can't have empathy when dealing with people then you shouldn't be there IMO.

Morning, I like the idea of having a list more than the list itself, @Minster2012 is right we move too fast, we have people in different stages, plus it’s too much pressure, if you’re chilling you can get under the radar if you want

@Franklydear ah 100% ibwoukd have always put my due date for af but would test earlier. That way no pressure. I do enough of that on myself lol

@Juno231 chart looks very interesting!!

@2alreadywantanother I'm testing Monday/Tuesday, if I haven't started spotting tomorrow x

Well I definitely drank too much last night, my head hurts, but it's Christmas fuck it!! Need to do a little food shop and give the house a quick clean today then it's one of my best friends babies 1st birthday today so going to take her presents round later! What's everyone's plans for today?x

@vil10 drop daughter at houlrse riding and try and get her santa stuff from there without her noticing lol get it home, do a small shop, get fry in. Make home made brown bread 🥰 my favourite. Having a few tonight in the house here with DH.
Yeah I'm gona try and hold out until wed 🤞 if af not here by then and RHR still up I'll be scrapping myself to test 🙈 if af the fecker does arrive it will be a red but drunk Christmas 😂

You girls don't sleep! 😂

@2020mission the rinsing out does sound a bit gross 🤢

@Juno231 where did you get that one from !!! 🦶 😂 I was thinking more like this.

@Minster2012 @Clairey844 it's a decent toy for him!! I stumbled across it in a porn video once where the girl was using it on him and he was desperate to come but she kept teasing him and it was actually quite hot.

@paintfairy oo a skewer is a good shout. We've taken it off but now the tree looks a bit sad.

@Sausage1990 omg yess!! Finally!! 72 days bleurgh that's as long as one of @lucyrp's cycles!!

I would 100% get the vaccine....if I wasn't TTC. Feel a bit sad that I can't/shouldn't get it. Will have to rely on everyone else getting it and herd immunity.

@lucyrp I remember it was just a sad day when you took the decision to move the sleepyhead up to the loft 😢 so happy it is happening for you!!! Yep I'm good thanks! Had my work xmas party last night on zoom and feeling Christmassy but let's face it it's not quite the same as going out and getting pissed and doing embarrassing things with your colleagues.

@AHobbyaweek did you use it together or did he use it more solo?

@Juno231 that is a troll chart!! Did you test again this morning? Are you 11dpo? I am 10 dpo and did an IC this morning - BFN.

@2alreadywantanother I would totally test but I'm terrible - I got a line at 7 dpo last month but it turned into a chemical 😢 I'm just the type of person that would rather know! You have a lot of reasons to hold off - stay strong!! 💪

So @Minster2012 OH brought up a fleshlight as a joke present but I think half serious but then he said no don't get it. I'm not getting it as they are like £70 and I've already got his presents, but I am intrigued I must say. Especially after watching that hot porn video. You can get them based on a real life porn star vagina?!! Or bum. Maybe I should get mine done 🤣😂

I really should proof read things b4 hitting post 🙈

Oh sorry no that's the bum one, here's the foof one.

I'd worry the bum one would be too tight and then actual sex wouldn't feel as good... and he might prefer Riley Reid 😳

@2alreadywantanother I was reading your post like "am I still drunk?"

@Amy00 no for BFN on cheapies but £70 what??

I'm sorry I'm still stuck on the fake foof gotta say it's hilarious to look at at this time in the morning! Love this thread

@Minster2012 oh shame about who you spoke to.
I have to say to someone at work (obviously more professionally) "Do your own fucking work for a change and I can't work Monday as still on jury service"

Can always rely on this thread for the pre-9am sex toy chat 😂

@Minster2012 ah I see, makes sense. You're very crafty in your house! Nice of Dh to sort the chrimbo party out for the staff!
What you having done to your hair on Tuesday?
@Katao oh I hate when they delete it! That was seriously one of the funniest ones I've ever read 😂 I'm sure I'll find more for ya, but you gotta act quick next time 🏃‍♀️😂
@paintfairy beautiful doggo 🐶
@Amy00 lol at the bent star, beaut tree tho! So gist was that she'd put on weight and her neighbour had sent her meme pics of whales via fb messenger and then sent them through her door too! She wondered if it was revenge for knocking off and running over a bow that she had on an outside Christmas tree on their shared drive! 😳 nice to have you bk btw, hope you're ok now. X
@Clairey844 synopsis above! Will check the latest one out after I've finished catching up on here. Can't wait 😜
@Juno231 Jesus a foot version 😂
I've got as far as last night so will read this mornings, later, desperate to check out the latest AIBU 🤪
oh and cd1 for me today, boo 😒

@AHobbyaweek ahhh that's what I thought yes cos if you are still deliberating you can't be there so tough tits fir work (but more professionally right!)

@Ltay2 I know right!

I'm still baffled about how the foot one get cleaned, IF it does by blokes, what if the swimmers swim down the toes 🙀@Juno231

@notyetamumbuttrying no CD1?? And yeah sorry I just couldn't keep up AND make sure a new thread was up in time

Is there a new funny AIBU??
I'm trying to look after rampaging toddler and dogs, one of which is trying to hide my jewellery, phone & Xmas stuff (not dogs)

Haha I am dying at the fleshlight chat and also shocked that Queen of the sex toy @Minster2012 has not seen one before.
That vajankle is on another level though 🤣 surely a foot fetish isn't about the ankle end 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Juno231 totally a troll chart! Or you're just one of those who don't get a bfp until they're 6 weeks 🤞

@Minster2012 @paintfairy just had to say that my nephew is called Dylan 😂
And I'm a no to the vaccine cos of ttc and I'd be low down the list anyway as not vulnerable nor work for the nhs/carer or anything.
Yep cd1 booo! Knew it as I'm rendered infertile until his swimmers improve!
Yes there is new funny AIBU, just been reading it. @Clairey844 posted it last night.

@BlondePotter agree about the fleshlight chat, very entertaining 😁

@amy00 I'm 12DPO and bfn 🤪. Sorry to hear about yours but you're def still in with a chance!

@Juno231 sorry my lovely! Where are you up to with investigations now? You've started the tests haven't you? X

I'm very shocked that my clinic & oncology say it's fine on the vaccine then. Worried now but I actually haven't heard anything about having it so would prob wait until after transfer...but that's prob like 2022 or something now blahhhhhhhhh

And really want to send DH a flashlight text now but feel it would put him off shooting today & I'd get the blame

The pj AIBU?! I'm def thinking cos I wear pants that's why I can't conceive cos my foof is stifled and suffocated but I feel weird otherwise 🤨😋

@Minster2012 I'm a pants and pjs wearer too! Must be the reason why 😏🤪