BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@lucyrp & @Minster2012 I know 😬 I just keep putting it off. Will defo do it Monday 😂

Ahhh @notyetamumbuttrying I was too late to the aibu party-just clicked on it and the thread had been deleted 😂

@katekam10 congratulations

@Minster2012 that woman at the clinic sounds a right bitch. Surely working in that environment she should understand the ridiculous stress levels people calling are already under. Prick-flick her in the eyeball when you go there for your next appointment 😂😂

@Franklydear proper laughing at your breathing is so overrated comment. You're so right-medical receptionists seem to be a special breed.

@DKDK123 can't believe your school don't break up until Wednesday-that is hardcore!!

@Amy00 welcome back and I've no idea what a fleshlight actually is so no I assume my OH doesn't 😂😂😂

Hope everyone is ok, just off to bed, school's out for xmas yay!!

@2020mission @Amy00 WTF are you talking about??? I've had toooo much gin & wine (not spritzers, AF still here too just, ) to work out what on Earth you are rinsing under a tap?? A flashlight?? What is that?? Do we need one? Does it help you orgasm or see in the dark? 👀🤣😋🤔you know like carrots?? Will it help us conceive?? Do we add it to the list of necessary things to get a baby?? Or for the FW??

Sorry on a silly vibe now! DH gone to spare bed early as he's up for shooting at 5.30, (who does that??) so I've banished him to spare bedroom) whikst I watch master chef in bed slightly tipsy. Slightly. A bit more than slightly. Meh. Only just told DH about angel of death conversation. Urgh.

@Amy00 a blighted ovum? Eek sounds tough, what a way with words. Let's hope it's not necessary. 🤞🏻❤️

There's a fly in our room. The most annoying thing in the world. Except Covid I guess.
Shit I hope the fly hasn't got Covid.
Bugger

Another aibu-someone's asked about the seam of their pj bottoms going up their bum and they've literally been torn to pieces in the first few comments...

Pajama bottoms with backside seams are unhygenic http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4109624-Pajama-bottoms-with-backside-seams-are-unhygenic

Why do people post this shit? Like what do they expect 😂

@Clairey844 oh god you crack me up.
I will prick flick her & run and blame you. 😂😂
Phone the midwives bitch.
Tell me your scan date

"Stop smothering your fanny" 😂😝🙌🏻shit I wear pants at night is this why I havent conceived?? @Clairey844 ????

@Minster2012 Do you have a prick to flick her with? If so that might be a potential ttc issue 😂😂😂 I meant she was a prick, and you should flick her in the eye as in two separate things 😂😂😂

I will defo phone Monday. Guessing scan will be mid Jan. Will let you know.

Lol at the smothered fannies all gasping for air, I chuckled when someone said she had a hungry bum 😂

@Minster2012 a fleshlight is a flashlight shaped tool with a realistic looking vagina at the end you can have sex with 🙊. From memory it was created by a guy whose wife was pregnant with twins and was on bed rest for most of the pregnancy...

@amy00 no fleshlight here... Does yours have a vajankle? Pic attached ladies, gather round cause this is a learning opportunity 🤣

Ahhh no only the 2.5 yr old prick (occasionally) who they refer to as a "success story" and DH, but could take a stick in to flick her??!

Monday, gold, get on it. Let's hope there hasn't been a TTC rush in you area! Hungry bum is a thing! It is here anyway 🤔

@Minster2012 @vil10 makes me wish we could all just have a big piss up together!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!
@Amy00 just pops back up and asks about that??
@Juno231 what???? A flashlight shaped tool?? Ain't no torches in our tool box shaped like that mate!!

That's not our usual Sex toy???
😂😝🤣🤪🤦🏼‍♀️

I know we've not gone into boys area but why would it be attached to a foot???

What??
My pickled brain cannot compute that picture???
Whatttttttt

AIBU to think that's NOT RIGHT?!!

Ladies help me!

@Juno231 @Vil10 venga bus is on it 🚌🚌🚌🚌 🍸🥂🍷🍻

I can't stop
Staring at it
It's got more veins than I have 😂🤣

@Juno231 wt actual f...that vajankle 😳😳😳 is that for someone with a foot fetish?

@Minster2012 I have one of those too-she flits from angel to devil, I think my most commonly uttered phrase (under my breath...mostly 😳) is fucks sake!

I'm still none the wiser about a fleshlight 😂

Night all xxxx

@Skip86 I buy boxes of wine sometimes! I don't have a clothes line.

I was 4 th test lucky for driving test.

Still in deliberation with jury service so no work Monday. I'm pissed as there is loads for me to do and have to get the courage to say no to doing something Monday.

@lucyrp so I have been taking it he second time this month. Have a week ask a bit to go TK where I was last time with the seven seas but in "high fertility" according to natural cycles app.

@Minster2012 that's shot but is it just the receptionist being useless?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's gone mad i knew what one was but @Juno231 that's bizarre! Freakiest thing I've ever seen!

@Clairey844 before I even read the answers I was like- mine only go up my arse when I've put on weight and they are too tight! And I've ripped several pairs sitting down too. 🙈

@Amy00 laughed at the star! We've got a heavy one that wasn't even cheap and we just didn't think about it. And clearly it can't go on any tree. 🙄 Last year even the normal one bent the tree. So I had to give it some support and used a skewer to strengthen the tree. 🤣

@Minster2012 @InkyPaper @Juno231 Dog is Dylan. He arrived at that time because it was a bit of a desperate situation. Long story. I didn't even know he was coming until that night. He's massive, and messy. But he's a nice dog. People are just idiots. 🤬

@paintfairy Dylan the dog is a beaut but sad that he's had a rough experience... I honestly can't understand how people can treat dogs unkindly. Bloody love dogs 💕

@Amy00 hi lovely good to see you again! Glad you took the time you need & are feeling better. Ahh thanks. It has been mega shit!!!

Actually after 72 days I can tell you that I have officially stopped bleeding!!! It may seem crazy to announce such a thing but I am so happy the antibiotics have worked and its stopped. I have zero idea where I'm at hormone/cycle wise so its a waiting game to see when af shows up... Then it's baby making time!!! Definitely a fresh start for the new year @Amy00

Can I run something by you all - I'm a bit torn about what to do with regards to ttc & the covid vaccine. I work for the NHS so should hopefully get my vaccine in the new year but I've just read this evening that pregnant & breastfeeding women won't allowed to have it AND if your ttc they recommend you delay trying after your 1st jab, until 2 months after the 2nd jab (which are 3 weeks apart) so basically delaying ttc for 3 months. They say if you get pregnant between jabs then you can delay the 2nd jab but still. I want the vaccine but I also don't want to delay trying because its likely there'll be no need to as it took us 8 months to catch last time but it could be quicker, who knows... I just feel mixed. Thoughts ladies? What would you do? Or are you going to do (to my nhs/health care colleagues)? 🤔

@Minster2012 yasssss to drinks🥂 always blaming the consultant nurse for everything!!

@amy2503 loving the heavy star!!

@Juno231 we've successfully completed bottle no.2 of red and into vodka! Hope you're having a good night x

@Minster2012 @Juno231 ohhhh how I'd love a Jenga bus piss up!!

@Sausage1990 personally if I had the choice I wouldn't get the vaccine, and neither would my OH, but we're both classed as key workers, and I've been told if you don't have the vaccine you cannot go on holiday, and I live for my holidays so will probably have to have it, hopefully I'll be pregnant by then🤞🏼 but if not I'll cross that bridge when I get to it! Also so happy for you that
You aren't bleeding anymore!!

@Amy00 you remember the sleepy head!🙉🥰 most definitely, that's okay and thank you so much! Hope you're keeping okay? 💕

@Sausage1990 not a health worker but I can expect it about Easter apparently, I’ll have it, if not pregnant by then, I didn’t count in waiting for the second dose, if I delay that long probably wouldn’t happen, but we would be at the end of our budget time so have to rethink anyway....

Also, how do I hate I don’t know how to link threads, on trending, there is one called I learned something fascinating, it is a delirious discussion about sheep eating cauliflower leaves in the field and other strange things

@Juno231 why the fuck?!
I know what a flashlight is and DH had one for a while way back but he got bored of washing it out too.

I was quite pissed last night and slightly proud I could type coherently!!
Small victories.

I mean fleshlight. My autocorrect doesn't like that word.

@paintfairy what goes up your bum wren you've put on weight 🧐

@Clairey844 yes for the foot fetishists 🙊

Check out my troll chart! Never had such teasing in my life! RHR and temp up today 😬

@sausage1990 I'm thorn about the vaccine here (not a healthcare worker) but my son is t1 so classed as high risk. But so far I dont think kids will get for a bit anyway. Just worried about what it may cause further down the line. While at the same time I havent seen my family since sept 2nd and we are meeting this Sunday as we had travel restrictions. Hopefully I'll get pregnant and not have to worry about it for a while.

Driving test 🤔 this b1tch passed 1st time but that was 1999, things were alot easier. No having to have all you need now.

9dpo today girls and I've a serious itch to poas. But I really want to hold out as long as I can. DH is working up to wed. If I am pregnant I'd love it to be a "Christmas present" and wrap the test. Am I building it up to much to have my dreams shattered 😢 right, if I did the test today,
1 it's too early,
2 I'd lose the next few days to shock
3 I wouldn't have a few tonight as planned and he would cop straight away. (Not having a heavy night just in case)
4 meeting my mam and sister and her family for lunch and wouldn't be fit to contain it. I did last time and regret not sharing my happy news with anyone.
My heads melted lol seriously gone into overdrive. Rhr has stayed the same today. It reducing will prepare me for af I think but surely it should start dropping if I'm due in next 3/4 days

Oh wow @juno231 that looks promising. So u due af in 2 days? 14 days after ovulation? I'm still convinced u ovulated later 🙈 I really hope I'm right and u get ur bfp Christmas miracle 💞 I'm honestly so excited and hoping for u