BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

Morning everyone.
Well temps are starting to go down so I'm preparing myself for AF.
Frer never turned up just saying on Amazon app delayed.
So I'm just going to get on with enjoying Christmas and think about trying again in January.

How are we all today?

@Juno231 how did your temp go today?

Cannot believe Christmas is next week.
Have w good day everyone
Xxx

@DKDK123 welcome back! I hope everything goes well at the bloods and that your month is right around the corner!
@amy2503 it's so tough ttc isn't it. We know our bodies so well and when the men don't comply it can feel pretty crushing! Hopefully if you try it tonight it'll work and then you can chat about it all afterwards.
@paintfairy when's your bloods rebooked for now?
@lucyrp gorge tree hun 🤩
@Franklydear hope all is alright with your son now. 🫂
Off to my Dh's grandma's funeral today, she made it to 100!!

@Vil10 ohh yes! Love them !😍

@Franklydear thanks 🤪 I feel like all I've said recently is thanks 🤣

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks 🥰

@DJmum83 rubbish about the temp. It's hard not to be disappointed.

@Franklydear your life sounds very stressful! I hope things calm down soon!

@notyetamumbuttrying day 21 is next Monday (technically a day late but obviously I can't go Sunday) and day 2 the week after. I'm already expecting them to do it wrong. Talk about added stress you just don't need. I'm just lucky its fell kind of ok with the whole Christmas thing being in the way! Here's hoping it will happen naturally at some point. The nhs aren't filling me with confidence.

@paintfairy having a horrible month, yes, this means I deserve a nice quiet Christmas, right?
@lucyrp that’s good
@notyetamumbuttrying he seems alright this morning, just woke up, will have a quiet day, more for me, it was pretty scary, nothing worst that to have to rush a child to a+e....

@paintfairy really hope they do it properly this time!! Here's hoping natural conception occurs in the meantime!
@Franklydear I can only imagine! Enjoy your quiet day x

@DJmum83 well I'll join you & @Franklydear & @paintfairy in the "just having one of those days", no, maybe months after your temps & your delayed FRERS & Frank's lovely trip to a&e & @paintfairy they can't even get the sodding blood tests right after I just full on picked up dog shit with my hand after DDOG2 barrelled into me just as I went to pick it up and she knocked the bag out of my hand and put my hand just square into it instead.

Ppl have said I should write a blog about my life, you know. Overcoming adversity and the highs and lows and the fun afterwards. I genuinely don't think ppl would believe the comedy sketch that it sometimes is. You can't write it. Someday tho I'll be a fricking millionaire unmumsy mum ain't got jack shit on me.

Yes ladies it's Christmas next week! We spoke to DH's bro last night, his & gf managed to escape to go travelling just before lockdown 2.0, they are now in Peru lucky sods. We said something about Xmas next week they were like WTF that's next week?? Urgh yes. They've lost all concept of Xmas 😂🎄oh to be carefree 🤪

Then DH & I had a big fight
Then big make up sex with Jessica (rabbit)

@Minster2012 I would definitely read your blog, I think it would be fab! I never get tired of reading your story on here, but also your daily exploits are hilarious 😊

@Minster2012 I have at some point in the next week before Christmas got to tell my mother I'm pregnant which will be interesting 😳🙉

You are telling your mum @lucyrp ooooo but that's good isn't it? Is it? Are you close?

@SarahTTC2020 🤦🏼‍♀️lucky I didn't do that after dog shit in hand 🤣

I'm trying to get through to computer ppl after laptop won't work now to log in to work emails honestly I hate IT

@Franklydear absolutely!! Hope your sons okay, sounds like you've had a right night of it!

@Minster2012 I would definitely read your blog? Would have me in stitches!! Definitely something to cheer people up!

@lucyrp how are you going to tell your mum??

@Minster2012 ummm yes and no 🙉 she's hasn't been keen on my OH until this last year she even tried to run him off the road a few years back 😳🤣

@Vil10 il probably just tell her maybe even over text 😂 it won't be anything special because she'll probably moan at me for it. I'm more excited to tell OHs family

@lucyrp okay did i read that right, she tried to run your OH off the road?🤣🤣 surely though she'll be expecting you to be pregnant some time with him? If you want to avoid a moaning then deffo over text😂

@Vil10 you did read that right yes, she also used to send him text messages and all sorts. My grandad even threatened him to leave me alone etc 😳😂 they were so enthralled by my ex they didn't want me to be with anyone else. My mum had become more fond of OH the last year or so since she's had to when we got a house. She wasn't keen he was moving in with me either but I stood my ground 🙉 she knows that we're trying I think because I mentioned I was having problems because she knew about my chemical in may and she wasn't exactly excited then. No one in my family will be excited 🙄😂 my Nan will probably bother with me even less.

@lucyrp sounds like my mum, tried to get rid of dh for like the first 15, the last 7-8 have been alright though, sometimes I even think she likes him.... just blames him for all my decisions she doesn’t like

@Franklydear sounds exactly like my mum! Anytning she says to me and I don't agree with she's like ugh I bet that's him having an effect on you and I'm like Umm no I can think for myself. She's even said she's buying him a Christmas present this year and I was like omg are you feeling okay ?!

@lucyrp I know, my mum even stop cooking meals she knows he’ll hate

@lucyrp my mum is a master of passive aggressive, his presents are always clothes that don’t fit

@Franklydear oh my goodness !😂 I'm sure that's what my mum will do. Buy him some slippers in a huge size 🤣

Bestie is the best, she is going to go to pick up the prescription from the hospital for me, it’s about half an hour away with day time traffic

@lucyrp no, that could be used, just make it two sizes too small, and then get offended when he doesn’t wear them

So does anyone here obsessively watch Love Actually as a Christmas movie every December? Or is that just Australians, and British people actually think it's rubbish?

If anyone remembers, last month my AF came 3 full days early when I'm usually 28 days regular as clockwork.
Tomorrow is CD25 for me so half expecting her to come then. Just went to the loo and was horrified to find blood streak on paper, which would make me 24 days with a 10 day LP!
Everyone calm down though, all is not lost. It was actually ground paprika I used in tonight's dinner, that somehow made its way onto the paper (and looked remarkably like blood).
Thanking all FUCKS it wasn't the ground chilli I used, because ain't no one wanting a chilli foof.

@Skip86 aaaaaahhhhh, omg, simultaneously poor you and hilarious

@Franklydear oh yes of course !

@Skip86 omg yes ! It's my favourite film ever. Thay and the holiday!! Must watch about 10 times during festive period. Can also be watched even when not on festive period !

@Franklydear jaysus im sorry to hear about your son! What a stressful time you've been having x

@Minster2012 can you actually please start a blog. Thank you
Also, is your DH's bro allowed to come back into the UK now if he chose to leave? How does that work?

@notyetamumbuttrying sorry about OH's grandma lovely, but yes 100 is a great innings! 💗

@DJmum83 you're not out till you're out!

@DKDK123 hi! So good to hear from you again, and hoping you graduate from the bus with flying colours this time xxxx

@amy2503 it's a tricky one, because even though I think it's unfair for the woman to carry the burden of the huge emotions of ttc, I would actually recommend not telling OH so much about your cycle. A lot of us have found the more they know you're ov'ing, the more difficult it can be for them to perform. Which totally sucks, yes.