BUS 25-TTC the messiah 🤰spewing out jizz, jingling balls & BFPs for Xmas 🎄

[Minster2012]

Well ladies....buckle up cos this bus is often more like a 🏎🤣

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, which some of us have been for longer than we care to remember 😜. So whether your glass of half empty, half full, a pint glass, a shot glass (a tic tac container?), a mug of tea, this is where we come to refill it...🥰 Mumsnet is our happy place 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ No judgement
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😊
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ mandatory picture of your 🎄tree /Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ We may stray away from TTC a fair bit
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

7 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Sneaky @lucyrp getting in there at the end 😍

How many more 🤔
Can we birth the messiah???
Or will we get thrown off Mumsnet??

@Skip86 karma owes me a long , nice, peaceful festive period, and a bfp, cd 21 and no twitches yet, had a bit of cramping at cd 19 but is gone, boobs feel full but not sore now, #illdonatemybodytoscience

@lucyrp I know it word for word 🙈 also can't watch Alan Rickman in anything without hating him for hurting Emma Thompson 😂

Ds is currently in pyjamas in the sofa with a ton of blankets watching gormiti, horrid cartoons think transformers, instead of the nice Xmas movie I suggested, meh

@lucyrp we already do that 😂 we're in bed by 9 most nights watching tv, where I instantly fall asleep.

@DKDK123 welcome back :) glad you're being investigated x

@amy2503 ifs definitely not your fault, these things rarely run smoothly. Hugs x

@Franklydear hope ds is going to be ok x

Oh god don't get me started on mums, mine is a roller coaster ride.

@Skip86 omg I know ! Cry everytime!

@Newbie0818 I try and stay up until 10/10.30 but OH goes on his game sometimes so I will go to bed earlier. Now I can watch tv upstaies in bed while he's on his game it's bliss!! Glad your mum is a roller coaster ride too!

She whatttttt @lucyrp !!!! Well we make for alllll of them being excited 😂😀

@Skip86 CHILLI FOOF!! Noting down for next bus title 😂🤣 least you'd be warm right?? You need it in 40 degree heat right?? Wtf was it doing down there???

Yeah DH bro allowed back in but have to isolate which is fine as he WFH anyway, in fact bought a house I yorkshire before they went & he works London

Though we might just tell them they can't come back. 🤣

@Franklydear maybe sell your body to science?? Like cryogenic research? Gotta be money in it. Hmmmmm

@Franklydear yes you do indeed deserve a quiet Christmas!
@Minster2012 😂 I've done the dog poo thing before. Thankfully only half way, the other bit I did manage to get in the bag. So it wasn't a full handful!
@lucyrp omg. 🤣 That seems a bit extreme. He's lucky to be alive then.

@Minster2012 I don't know wtf it was doing down there! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ but it got there, and then mixed with a bit of wee and a bit of CM... voila - blood!
Haha oh lord do you remember months ago our convos about our dogs eating our toddler's poo??! Aaah good times. No one gets tired of poo stories.
And it was only 24 today! So strange for December here. Everyone wearing jumpers 😂

@lucyrp omg what😂😂 how does he react to it all?? At least you know your OH family will be happy!

@Skip86 it's one of my fave Christmas films!! Also thank god for no chilli foof!

@Skip86😲🤦🏼‍♀️ Jumpers at 40 degrees, Xmas T-shirt’s people!
@Minster2012 it would have to be donated, don’t think they’ll pay, it’s broken
@paintfairy and the bfp, don’t forget that, since I am asking
Still watching pesky gormiti, but he is running around now, so I say he’s fine

@Skip86 yesssss that's what I mean the comedy bit and I nearly wrote that then thought maybe only half the bus would remember me toilet training DS, he poos in potty, runs away around island before I can wipe ass, I'm running after naked child, to see dog eating shit other side of island as we run by mectry kick dog away🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️honestly dogs, children who would have them? Only crazy ppl would have both. Only INSANE ppl would have multiple of both. Oh wait. That's us right????? Hellllllloooo asylum 😂

Oooooo @Newbie0818 & @lucyrp we need crazy mum stories to stop you thinking kids are a bad idea! They had you right???

@Minster2012 you do indeed! My extended family 😉
@paintfairy oh yes not to mention I was also in the car when this happened and I'm sure DS was too one time 🙉

@Vil10 he used to be wuite nasty back but I never blamed him she was a bitch 😬 hes civil with her now and I'm sure she likes him more than he likes her 😂

@lucyrp I am not sure I would be able to get over someone trying to run me over on purpose, he is doing great there

@Franklydear don't be crazy! Jumpers today at 24 degrees not 40. We take them off when it gets to 35 or so 😉

@Minster2012 🤣🤣 I have multiple of kids, single of dogs - INSANE. Recall my dog spewing up my kid's poo, which she had consumed earlier in the day, in middle of the park while we went for a walk!! 😂🤢 The only time I haven't picked up after my dog, because the poo technically didn't come out of her arsehole 😂😂😂
Just enlightening some of the newbies on our highbrow lives and conversations 😆

On that note, goodnight! Xx

@Skip86 ahhhhh yes I remember that one. That's def classed as sick so it's fine. If it were my dog it would have eaten it again! Night night!

Xmas t shirt @Franklydear I have one! Sleep in it atm. I think if I tried to donate my body to science they would reject it too.

Isn't it the law that Xmas films are shit?? Just sayin.

Girls
I have just realised I put the wrong temp in yesterday so it has actually went up a bit since yesterday. Only noticed when I went in to my femometer app and was like that chart looks different.

I have had a day of walking the dog and lying on the couch, funeral tomorrow and back to work Wednesday.

Xx

@Skip86 🤣 paprika pants.

@Skip86 thank you 😊 was a lovely service. And yes to us watching love actually, it's a must at Christmas!!
@Minster2012 would defo read your blog mate, you should go for it!
@lucyrp good luck telling your mum, I'm sure she'll be happy for you even though she isn't keen on OH. It'll be her grandchild after all! Just warn him not to be near a road after you tell her 🙈

Omg I've just managed 10 minute weight work out I normally do 30-40 minutes and I am knackered. Although I haven't eaten much today as lost my appetite so 💁🏼‍♀️

Thank you for the warm welcome back everyone :) I forgot just how fast this bus moves, came out of work and there were 3more pages to go thru! Talks of poos and spews, it feels like home, like I never left. 😂

@amy2503 it's hard not to feel disappointment when you don't hit the prime day but remember the days leading up to ovulation count too and the peak on the tests doesn't necessarily mean you definitely ovulate that day it just means your body's gearing up to ovulate, the egg might not be released till the next day so there's still time to jump him ;) I stopped telling my OH when peak times were as the pressure sometimes got to him and he failed to finished a few times.

@Franklydear hope your son feels better soon, you must be shattered today!

@paintfairy oh dear, what did they do wrong with your bloods? Are you booked in for more? She took 3 vials off me today, I know they're doing the progesterone test and checking for thyroid problems, she said a 3rd thing but I cant remember what it was. I'm going for scans in 2 weeks too so hopefully between the bloods and scans they can pinpoint something that's an easy fix 🤞

@Minster2012 I would so read your blog your way with words definitely cracks me up. Hope the shitty hands are smelling fresh now!

@lucyrp if she's buying your OH a pressy this year he must definitely be going up in her books.....wait till after he gets his pressy to tell her about the pregnancy, it may be the only pressy she ever gets him 😂

@DKDK123 it’s been a day of eat crap and watch telly, he’s getting a fever again, but they say he would, bestie on her way from hospital pharmacy with meds and chocolate , she set off at 3.30, bless her

@Franklydear poor wee guy hopefully it'll pass soon. Eat crap and watch telly sounds like the perfect chill out day you both need right now.

This bus moves so fast haha been loving all the talks 😂

@lucyrp sorry this is late to the party but congratulations so chuffed for you!!

@Minster2012 definitely on the band wagon for you having your own blog I would love reading it!

Not much to report here just entering fertile week. Also I have two dogs and dread to think what will happen if I ever manage to have a baby and it then goes through potty training with my two around

Thank you ALL so much for all the comments- it's really helped. I feel so guilty for feeling sad about it- I did text him when he was at work but I don't think he's seen them... I'll leave it up to him if wants to try again tonight but I don't want to pressure him and make it even worse. I think next month I'm going to stop telling him when my peak is coming. xxxxxx

@DJmum83 aah that second version of the chart makes such a difference!! It made go from sad (first one) to happy! Your temps are really high actually so I'm thinking it's a BFP

@amy2503 if it helps you feel better, I def have a bit of a meltdown whenever OH doesn't put out for FW, nevermind OD!

@Skip86 hahahaha def done chili foof before! I love all my food super spicy and have def absentmindedly touched foof with chili fingers! My big fear is doing a CM or cervix check after chopping chilies lol. Btw I can't stand Love Actually and this family watches Lord of the Rings every Christmas (BILs included!).