Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Franklydear hand hold from me. Kind of glad you have previous experience of it.

@NestinginNL wooo congratulations!!! 🥳🥳

@NestinginNL OMG yay!! What a great week for BFPs. So pleased for you 🎉🎉

@nestinginNL congratulations!!

@Franklydear that sounds normal. I bled for practically the first 12 weeks last time.

@NestinginNL congratulations! Amazing there is another BFP on the bus

@franklydear virtual cuddle and hand hold

My mum cheerfully informed me when we told her we were TTC that she had a 'period' for the first 3 months of pregnancy with me.... So now every month I get my period I'm like ooooooo..
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@NestinginNL congratulations! another BFP wow😱 💓

Thanks everybody , it was only a bit and stop already, nhs says not to worry unless is more than a day long, but the first time I didn’t know I was pregnant , so to me it was just a period ....
I love it that I can come here at 6/7 in the morning and get reassurance...

@Franklydear hand held lovely! We are all here for you.

@NestinginNL WOW what a great sight to wake upto! Congratulations! How many dpo are you today?

@Franklydear i wake up at around 6/ half 6 every morning so i'm readily available from that time onwards💓 although from half 8 til about 10 i may be absent

Thanks all ☺️ feeling very zen about it right now. I'm a little worried about the risk of ectopic so I'll feel better when everything sticks and is in the right place.

@Hopeful110 I'm 11dpo, I've attached my chart for anyone curious. I had none of my normal period symptoms this month but suddenly felt exhausted at 8pm last night and was in bed by 9pm. Also can't stop pee'ing in the evenings and I'm very bloated and belchy 😣

Will test again for the next few days to check line progression ☺️

@Franklydear hand held 🤗 everything will be fine! Do you have an appointment to check things yet?

@NestinginNL I have to wait till 6 weeks, then self refer for scan and midwife, everything should be sorted before 10 weeks, which to me sounds awfully late, specially as the first midwife consultation will likely be a phone one

@Franklydear hand hold x

@NestinginNL congratulations. That’s a good test x

@Minster2012 Ah... next thing you know hey will make coats without sleeves and you have to buy them to make it a proper coat 🤣

Ahahaha good luck with the amazon account!

@Newbie0818 That looks positive if it's suggesting to test🤞🏻

@Franklydear don't worry lovely, lots of women have a bit of bleeding/spotting when they are pregnant.

@NestinginNL Ahhhh amazing news!!! Congrats!!

@LauraT94 That is a really good jump in temps too!

Now I probably need to stop picking in there, don’t I? Nothing comes out but it I poke there’s brown gunk?

Morning ladies sorry for the bus driver being late this morning, had a bit of a child related 💩& mahooosive tantrum incident 😬...and deleting my Amazon search history, thank you Lucy!

Welcome back @XPeach123 im so sorry I missed you 😯

@DJmum83 you too! We've got people at all stages again which I love! I would def start over the weekend to cover from weds really if sperm lives for 5 days?

Ooo @Newbie0818 another person I'm getting excited about, you, @Clairey844 🤞🏻is there anyone else testing this week?

@Franklydear it's stopped right? we all got your back lovely xxxx

Hi @Highfalutinlootin, welcome! Plenty of room aboard the party bus and if you have a dirty story to share then all the better!

@NestinginNL YASSSSSSS worth the wait til the morning!!! Get in!! That collie on the feet for warmth def works....massive congratulations!! What a week! 🥰🙌🏻❤️🥳

@LauraT94 don't worry it's all sorted and I don't temp...or ovulate 🤪so I can't be much help really but the others will be, take it as he's got this month then do a full month next month

@Kirky658 your mum! I'd be like...so I'm pregnant right?

@Smushty14 😂😅

@Franklydear STOP POKING.

So after @Clairey844 pointed out the AIBU last night I read that before going to bed & made sure I went to the bathroom & farted before getting into bed 😋😝. I'm a good wife

@minster2012 omg I know... She just said it dead nonchalantly a few months ago when I had a really light period and was convinced I was pregnant... She then got pre eclampsia and I almost killed her apparently so I guess I've eventually got that to look forward to as well 🙄

@Newbie0818 no sign of AF yet but I do have spots on my face and niggles of pain in my foof so looks like I'm being trolled and it'll come in the afternoon. What's your body saying today? Bloody Flo and their predictions! Let's hope it's right tho 🤞🏾
@NestinginNL congrats 🥳
@LauraT94 will do! I don't temp but hopefully a slight jump is all it takes!
@Franklydear hand held x
@Clairey844 head fuck basically! Hope you know either way soon
@Minster2012 hope your son is all good now. How are you doing today?

Sorry still trying to catch up from last night.

@Minster2012 feeling like I’m getting more and more jealous of all your parcels and definitely going to invest in some myself.

@Dipsy77 aww congratulations glad all is going well.

@notyetamumbuttrying another person where can we hope then? When are you due AF?
My son has finished having his clothes related meltdown...and you wouldn't believe what it was about...I was trying to put plain combats on him instead of bright rainbow trousers & he was saying they were "Iris' trousers" (who is his girlfriend from nursery) so he was refusing and pulling them off & smashing his head on the floor screaming. FFS. She must have similar

@Kirky658 yay! Whoop looking forwards to that I bet!

@Minster2012 sorry I was laughing at your dilemma 🤣🤣🤣 especially now its sorted!
@NestinginNL aaa congrats!
@Newbie0818 I just have this feeling with you, your chart is like mine, I know you have fertiliy issues, but not issues that make it impossible 😬🤞🤞
@LauraT94 was it you that asked about ovulation? FF won't give you any cross hairs until 3 days of high temps, but does look good 😎
Also someone asked about when they should start dtd, you can never start too early only too late, so get practising 🐰

Congratulations @NestinginNL!! That's great news!

@Franklydear stop poking around in there 😂 if it was just super brief and brown then probably not too much to worry about - brown blood is old blood after all so probably nothing recent. Keep an eye on it, hopefully all will be well, especially considering you had this in your first pregnancy too

Still no af for me, still feel rubbish, boobs hurt even more today (had to wear a non-wired bra 😂). Great start to the day!

@NestinginNL congratulations!!

@Franklydear also offering a hand hold but yes stop poking it is completely normal.

@notyetamumbuttrying fingers crossed you’ll be showing us your BFP soon.

Just clicked onto Femometer and its updated! Bit more of w modern look now!

@InkyPaper are you thinking you might test soon then?