Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Florence13 I think if the symptoms continue and af doesn't show up, I'll test this weekend. It's my birthday next Tuesday so that would be a nice early present if it is, but still give me a couple of days to wallow if it isn't, I think.

🤔I am having a blood test to check my hormones tomorrow at the doctor's though. Would that show if I was pregnant, d'ya think?

@minster2012 go to account & lists too right, then your recommendations and then there's a drop down on the right called "manage history" where you can clear it!

@Minster2012 thanks.?I'm thinking Sunday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday ( if hubby manages )
Baby dust to us all. Christmas positives would be lovely.
Xxx

@NestinginNL congratulations!! I'm glad it's not an OPK this time 😂

@laurat94 does your OHs low libido ever make you worry about testosterone levels? No? That's just me? 😅

BFN today at 13dpo and rhr has dropped by two from yday and 3 since Sunday so AF is definitely coming 😭. Only silver lining is that I'm not having that August baby I was always reluctant to have haha

@juno231 I sometimes worry about my DH's libido too. 🙄

Also why would you not want an August baby? For me July or August would've been ideal to get the 6 weeks off with DH lol

@InkyPaper that sounds like a good plan. I guess it depends what hormones the Doctors are testing for.

@Juno231 sorry to hear AF sounds like she is on her way. But glad you can try and put a positive spin on it if you weren’t keen on an August baby

@Kirky658 My mum had that too with me! She told me a long time ago (more than once). But I was an accident and she had periods, so until she got fat (even then she thought she was just eating too much and altered her trousers!) and started going off alcohol she literally had no clue. Doesn't help the denial from my point of view though. 🤣

@Minster2012 I did laugh at the amazon thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But so can you now it's sorted. 😁

Congratulations! @NestinginNL

I did stop poking, it hasn’t stop completely, but it’s only on the paper when I wipe, nothing on knickers, feel exactly the same as yesterday, and I am super tired so let’s watch but not touch...

@Juno231 I did an OPK for the hell of it too, it was positive. So I guess the thing of a positive OPK = pregnant is true? And yes, I triple checked that they were all HCG tests. I am not happy about the due date tbh, my mum's birthday is august 3rd, mine is august 13th, and this due date is august 6th 🤦‍♀️ and July in the Netherlands is brutally hot. I considered skipping this month to avoid august but I'm glad I didn't 😅

@Minster2012 actually I've been wearing ultra warm thermal socks constantly, even at night 😂 maybe there is something to keeping your feet warm?

OMG. I tested. There's a line. It was an internet cheapie as that was all I had after vowing not to keep a stash. I'm 15 dpo and AF due today. After 2 nights of insomnia I just felt something was weird.

Not much different this month apart from trying to relax, having sex for fun when I fancied it and not forcing myself to instigate it because my app said I was fertile (now I write this I actually think this was a big help) and taking vitex because I normally spot a few days before AF. 3rd month of seven seas trying for a baby but no ass fruit juice or any seeds or anything.

Won't relax or fully believe it for a while because of the mmc this year but just going to hope the next few weeks pass quickly.

What a week for BFPs!!!

In the process of catching up. Congratulations @NestinginNL!!!! And not an opk in sight 😂 delighted for you!
@Newbie0818 that's exciting! Will you test tomorrow? 🤞 for you and @notyetamumbuttrying.
Anyone else near testing?

My temp has gone back up so FF has given me back my cover line and left ovulation the same so 7dpo, femometer has moved ovulation forward by 2 days so 5dpo.

@Clairey844 amazing!! Congratulations!! There's something in the air this week.

Thanks all for the advice r.e. temp and O!

@Juno231 I'm not worried, mainly because DH has Type 1 diabetes and had a blood test to check on his testosterone levels about 2 years ago which came back absolutely fine! Nothing has changed since then and he's even healthier than he was then, so I'm confident all is well. He's just cursed with an extremely low libido and a wife who's cursed with a high one 😂

@Kirky658 if you're at all worried and DH is happy to, go and get a blood test to check testosterone! Was quick and easy for us and put both our minds at ease :)

@Clairey844 ahhh! That's a fab looking line! Congratulations ❤️

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@Clairey844 congratulations!! @NestinginNLis right, there is something in the air this week! 😄

Ok, I am going to do the clever thing, and go to bed for a bit

@Clairey844 aww congratulations!! There is definitely something in the air this week that’s for sure.

@paintfairy I've heard the vit b's are good for spotting so they're obviously doing their job, & I read that they get into your system within hours. They can also extend your LP by a day or 2. Let's hope you've not got spotting though because you're pregnant 🤞🏻

@Franklydear try not to panic & just keep an eye on it, you spotted with your son so hope it's just that again. I would do another test to see if the line is darker.

@NestinginNL yay congratulations!!! I bloody knew it after you said you had a faint line on an IC😬😬😬

@LauraT94 I don't do BBT, what's your RHR saying?

@Juno231 sorry about the BFN, does sound like AF will be here tomorrow if RHR keeps dropping 😒

@Clairey844 congratulations to you aswel!!!!! Whats that, like 4 BFP's since the wknd!!

@Franklydear yes hun I think that’s good shout hope everything has settled when you get up.

@Chlo2701 it's gone up to 76 today, was 75 previous two days and 74 before that. But I've been 76 a few other days this cycle so it's not unheard of 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 take it from me, you don't not want a sausage in your mouth on a full stomach🍆🤢

@lucyrp yeah the pts I have I buy in a block, so it's £100 for 20 or £15 if you're just booking 1 on a one off! I can't get over the prices near you!!

@NestinginNL amazing!! Congrats!xx

@Clairey844 omggg congratulations!! What a week for bfps!!!

@Clairey844 Congratulations!!!! 🎉

This is definitely a good week for lots of BFPs! Let's hope it stays that way!

My resting heart rate has jumped to 60 from 57 yesterday, I'm currently CD21 and think I'm roughly 7dpo or at least that is what Femometer is telling me. I also have flo and Ovia. I prefer the look of ovia to the others anyway 🤣

@InkyPaper when are you due?? Another hope?? Ahhhh I've just seen, I'm so behind!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Juno231 @blodyn91 what would I do without this thread! I mean other than not look at the dildos on Amazon in the first place I guess but least you guys can sort it out 😂those silver linings eh!

@DJmum83 sounds like a plan 🤞🏻🙌🏻

I'm totally on the fluffy socks. Not really for TTC but cos my feet are like blocks of ice & just don't get warm 😂despite the warmest house in history

@NestinginNL I mean....I'd just take the baby whenever it comes....DS was born on "Furness Friday" here in 2018 when it was that heat wave summer. I was pleased I had delegated that pregnancy 😂🤣but I'd have taken it!!

Errrrrrr @Clairey844 BLOODY HELL ITS NOT FRIDAY YASSSSSSSS AGAIN IM SOOOOOOO PLEASED ❤️😍😘🌈🌈🌈🌈
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@Franklydear I'm sure everything is fine xx But definitely you should get some rest. You've had a hectic time!

@Clairey844 oh wow! What's going on. 🤣 Congratulations!

@Chlo2701 my spotting varies to be honest. And I can't work out why! I wondered if the months that were bad my progesterone was low. But I happened to have my day 21 test on a bad spotting month and it came back OK. So God knows. I've still got weird paid though so I don't know if to stop the b vits as I can't think it would be anything else.

@Juno231 that's shit. No other words.

@Clairey844 omg another one! Congratulations!😁💓

@Vil10 i can't believe they're so cheap by you! If that was the case I'd be going every week to a PT💪🏼